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Norah Head
NeroGiardini Motorrad Grand Prix von Trapp Austria 2017
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Shovel's Club
Its the ducs capacitor. That how they get 1.21 gigawatts out of the engine.
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Romania
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Dont Know
Circuit Information
Laps: 28
Total distance: 120.9 km / 75.0 miles
Circuit Record: 1'24.561 Andrea IANNONE (ITA) 2016
Average Speed: 182.4 (km/h)
Top Speed: 313.0 (km/h)
Yo MotoGP Raps!
Eminem featuring Dr. Dre - "Guilty Conscience"
NARRATOR: Meet Rossi, thirty-eight years old
Fed up with bikes and the way his championship's going,
He decides to rob the concessions store
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play
DRE: Alright, stop!
ROSSI: (Huh?)
DRE: Now before you walk in the door of this concession store
And take a fake trophy out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
ROSSI: But who are you?
DRE: I'm your fan club president and conscience
EM: That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the trophy and run to Colin Edward's crib
And borrow his racing suit, and one of his blonde wigs.
Tell him you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days
While you stretch your legs at his dirt track on mopeds
DRE: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole paddock knows you and they'll expose you!
Think about it before you walk to the counter first.
Look at the booth, he's older than George Burns!
EM: Forget that! Do that ish! That kid's a snitch!
Then make a post about it, hash-tag Marc's a witch!
Why care if he's fired? Is he in your clique?
Tomorrow he'll run Cheng Shin tires to feed his kids!
DRE: Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!
ROSSI: You're right!
DRE: Not over this ....
ROSSI: Stop!
DRE: Drop the biscuit
ROSSI: I will!
DRE: Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
EM: You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude
NARRATOR: Meet Dovi, thirty-one years old.
Seeing an aerodynamic fairing at a rave party,
Things start getting hot and heavy in a paddock room.
Once again, his conscience comes into play
EM: Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her paint
And twisting her throttle, I slipped this in her tank.
Now just distract Lorenzo, maybe nibble on his earlobe
DRE: Yo! His contract's only a couple of months old
You shouldn't take advantage of him, that's not fair!
EM: Yo, look at the tires, do they got air?
Push the bike to our side, on that spot there
Then we'll lie and say we don't know how it got there
DRE: Man, ain't you ever seen that "The Kentucky Kid"?
EM: No, but I seen the ....o with SunDoobiest!
DRE: You wanna risk getting hauled off to jail?
EM: Forget security, push it to our side and bail!
NARRATOR: Meet Marc, a twenty-four year old MotoGP racer.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
He walks in the door of his paddock trailer home
To find his trophy in bed with another man.
DRE: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin'...
EM: Forget that ish, you just caught this trophy cheatin'
While you're on track she's with Viñales tryin' to get off?
Forget melting it down, cut this trophy's plaque off!
DRE: Wait! What if there's an explanation for this is?
EM: What? She tripped tripped over the podium and landed on it?
DRE: Alright Shady, maybe he's right Marcy
But think about the championship before you get all crazy
EM: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna melt her?
Grab her by the base, kick Maverick out 'cause he won't win her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a ......
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
DRE: What you say?
EM: What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
DRE: I'm gonna get you sucker!
EM: Ah-ah! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. CBR rolin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the hell you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
DRE: 'Cause he don't need to go the same route Fenati went
Been there, done that, oh forget that
What am I sayin'?
Let's do a burnout Marcy, where's your RC at?
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Ayer Fleming, author of the children's book Shae Butter Loses Her Ears
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Joined Jan 2016
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Western Australia
https://mobile.twitter.com/MotoGP/status/895695365999120384/video/1
I actually posted a few questions for all the riders and some of them were actually serious yet they went for that one haha
Joined Mar 2016
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FNQ
Circuit Information
Laps: 28
Total distance: 120.9 km / 75.0 miles
Circuit Record: 1'24.561 Andrea IANNONE (ITA) 2016
Average Speed: 182.4 (km/h)
Top Speed: 313.0 (km/h)
Yo MotoGP Raps!
Eminem featuring Dr. Dre - "Guilty Conscience"
NARRATOR: Meet Rossi, thirty-eight years old
Fed up with bikes and the way his championship's going,
He decides to rob the concessions store
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play
DRE: Alright, stop!
ROSSI: (Huh?)
DRE: Now before you walk in the door of this concession store
And take a fake trophy out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
ROSSI: But who are you?
DRE: I'm your fan club president and conscience
EM: That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the trophy and run to Colin Edward's crib
And borrow his racing suit, and one of his blonde wigs.
Tell him you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days
While you stretch your legs at his dirt track on mopeds
DRE: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole paddock knows you and they'll expose you!
Think about it before you walk to the counter first.
Look at the booth, he's older than George Burns!
EM: Forget that! Do that ish! That kid's a snitch!
Then make a post about it, hash-tag Marc's a witch!
Why care if he's fired? Is he in your clique?
Tomorrow he'll run Cheng Shin tires to feed his kids!
DRE: Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!
ROSSI: You're right!
DRE: Not over this ....
ROSSI: Stop!
DRE: Drop the biscuit
ROSSI: I will!
DRE: Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
EM: You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude
NARRATOR: Meet Dovi, thirty-one years old.
Seeing an aerodynamic fairing at a rave party,
Things start getting hot and heavy in a paddock room.
Once again, his conscience comes into play
EM: Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her paint
And twisting her throttle, I slipped this in her tank.
Now just distract Lorenzo, maybe nibble on his earlobe
DRE: Yo! His contract's only a couple of months old
You shouldn't take advantage of him, that's not fair!
EM: Yo, look at the tires, do they got air?
Push the bike to our side, on that spot there
Then we'll lie and say we don't know how it got there
DRE: Man, ain't you ever seen that "The Kentucky Kid"?
EM: No, but I seen the ....o with SunDoobiest!
DRE: You wanna risk getting hauled off to jail?
EM: Forget security, push it to our side and bail!
NARRATOR: Meet Marc, a twenty-four year old MotoGP racer.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
He walks in the door of his paddock trailer home
To find his trophy in bed with another man.
DRE: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin'...
EM: Forget that ish, you just caught this trophy cheatin'
While you're on track she's with Viñales tryin' to get off?
Forget melting it down, cut this trophy's plaque off!
DRE: Wait! What if there's an explanation for this is?
EM: What? She tripped tripped over the podium and landed on it?
DRE: Alright Shady, maybe he's right Marcy
But think about the championship before you get all crazy
EM: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna melt her?
Grab her by the base, kick Maverick out 'cause he won't win her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a ......
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
DRE: What you say?
EM: What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
DRE: I'm gonna get you sucker!
EM: Ah-ah! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. CBR rolin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the hell you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
DRE: 'Cause he don't need to go the same route Fenati went
Been there, done that, oh forget that
What am I sayin'?
Let's do a burnout Marcy, where's your RC at?
Read more on my blog at AyerFleming.com
Ayer Fleming, author of the children's book Shae Butter Loses Her Ears
I want to like this again. Best one yet budoist.
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Joined Jul 2007
5K Posts | 1K+
unda cheese
Well, did anyone bother to determine why they were on a deserted island? Did Cal crash the ....... plane too?
The answer is obvious. Rossi will horde 9 coconuts and accuse Marquez of teaming up with Jorge to steal a 10th coconut. He either die first from hypothermia because he cant figure out when it is,and isn't raining,or die from starvation because he's only used to eating Uccio's .......
Jorge will die after swimming over to Ducati island and finding an abundance of hollow coconuts.
Dovi will fall to his death after fabricating a pair of wings and flying too close to the rising sun. Wings will promptly be banned
Pedro batteries will die after not being able to plug in.
Maverick wiil die from dehydration after playing too much shirtless beach volleyball.
Bradley Smith will die after being exposed to sun for 5 minutes.
Bautista will also die of sun exposure after spending too much time trying to sunbleach his hair.
Stoner being an experienced fisherman, will come on strong but will fatigue and die after drinking Marquez's GOAT milk.
So that leaves only Marquez left as a contender but he will be dead too, because if their plane crashed to strand them there, the only rider who could walk away unscathed from a crash would be Cal. So Cal is the survivor but it wouldn't last long. After he found out there's no cell service to call Lucy he would surely off himself.
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Shovel's Club
I'm not sure if JLo would make it to another island. Mentally he is a strong swimmer physically he is not. Barbara would die trying to follow him to the other island.
The Espargaro brothers would die fighting over who would eat the other one first.
Joined Jul 2007
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unda cheese
That's if Zarco didn't get to them first. He might mistake them for snails.
Many scenario's are up for debate, all of them more interesting than talking about tires.
There's a chance Cal could tell a joke that everyone misconstrues as an insult and gets himself whacked.
Im sure Jumkie would argue that Rossi coconuts are being grown in more nutrient rich soil than everyone else's
One small flaw with your plan.
With no Uccio on the island, who is to tell Rossi of the conspiracy over the 10th coconut.
Or has Rossi gotten some electronic dashboard message due to past .... ups?
You forgot that Miller is not the smartest so he would swim the wrong way
Joined May 2009
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Shovel's Club
Joined May 2009
6K Posts | 4K+
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