<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Arrabbiata1 @ Jun 3 2009, 09:31 AM)
<{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>The backdrop of the mountains is so dramatic as well.
More pictures and more stories please!!!
Traverser said he doesn't have a drinking problem.
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He's a bullshiter.
Turns out that in Utah, all the beer is regulated to have an alcohol content of a max of 3.2%. ...., I think milk has more buzz potential than beer in this MF state. So, I learned that if you want to drink and cop a good buzz, you either have to bring your own liquor (which I clearly did with Don Julio tequila) OR you have to join a
drinking club! Yes, the local bars charge a
membership fee to join. No, not a cover charge, but a membership fee that expires in a year. On top of the fact that you have to pay a cover charge. Then, once you are a member, you can step inside and drink beer with a regular alcohol content.
So we were driving around looking for a place to drink. So I had this bright idea to stop at a random hotel and ask (plus Frosty, being a senior citizen, had to stop for a poddy break). So I use some charm and ask the pretty Mormon girl working behind the desk if she had any recommendations where a visitor to their fine State might find a proper watering hole. She said I have just the place. Are you a guest here, she asks. Of course darling, I reply, and a very satisfied guest I may ad. Oh, well in that case, I have a membership pass for you and free cover. Excellent, I reply. But I'm here with 8 other friends too. Oh, she says, I didn't know you had several rooms. Yes, I said, but we are a quiet bunch, we were at church this morning, so that's probably why you missed us. Yeah, right she says. Just kidding I tell her, we were at the races, but if I wasn't at the track, I for sure would have been at church. Fair enough she says, here, this pass will get you and your friend in, and here is a discount on your food too. Lovely, I say, just like you!
Lumpy's was the place. I handed the guy at the door the card and pass and told him I had 8 friend that would be showing up. He said cool man, I'll keep an eye out for them. BTW, I think they call it Lumpy's because all the girls there had great big lumps on their chest. I .... you not, all the girls had ......... Of course I didn't take a picture of the girls, I'm not a perv.
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