PART TWO
Sir Jumkie says “ Fear not my friends, for I am acquainted with a knight from these parts called Sir Triple A. He will not leteth down “
Word is sent to the aforementioned Knight and he promises to send one of his best men to aid us.
“ Please send a man who hath the skills to replace the beasts wheels. We need not to be towed to your Kingdom “….We wait for our saviour to arrive.
During this time, a hunger falls upon thee and it is at least eight hours since I last tasted the food called Taco’s. I need not roam and forage to far, for a Taco Bell was upon hand to quell my foodly desires.
The as the sun falls lower in the sky, a shining silver knight arriveth and again we are made happy.
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Then………….
Perhaps Sir Triple A hath not quite sent his best man. His name was Pendejo.
“ Hath you the tools to fix the beast ? “ asketh Pendejo
“ Aren’t you the guy who is supposed to haveth the tools” we all reply. At this point we realise the guy is a Pricketh of the useless kind.
And worse is too come…..
Our so-called saviour tryeth in vain for forty minutes past an hour to remove the beasts hub cap, but with small Allen keys. He hath the brains of the lesser crested pond newt.
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Lord Curve of the continent I believe they call Tex ... then took charge and said “ Stand back Hole of the Arse, for thou are not worthy of this task “ and proceeded to remove the hub cap.
Our so-called saviour then asketh “ Hath you the tool to remove the spare wheel ? “ and we say “ No “. This time Sir Jumkie has to come to the rescue.
After nearly four hours hath past, we are ready to restart our journey…
Good ....
To be continued…..
