Laguna 2011 - planning.

Jumkie · Aug 4, 2011

Thanks for defending our honor Kesh. I don't want my kids on blast for some internet pervert (Supershit) to getting any ideas. enuf said.

Anyway, the internet has been .... here in Mex. But that's ok, otherwise it wouldn't be much of a vacation. I spent all day sitting on a chair 20 feet from the waves at the beach. A vacation from my Laguna vacation. I'm starting to feel sane...almost,

Ok, he's a good story. We managed to drink before and during Laguna, but as CK said, we partied AFTER the race. I've been going to Laguna for 13 years straight without missing one year, this was the first time I partied after the race. I had my little boom box, the one singed by Nicky. Well it just wasn't enough sound and we didn't have electric power as Roger was off trying to get an autograph by Stoner or somebody. So I decided the neighbor would have to kick in. I walked around the neighbor's campsite but nobody was there. So I thought, well whats the worse that could happen if the dude came back to find I had used his generator to power up my DJ equipment. .... it, so I started up his generator and plugged in my speaker. I start hitting all the SoCal gangsta jams. Everybody starts lipsinking to Snoop Dog, DRE and Biggy. I don't remember who was the first, but shirts started to come off. Dancing and convulsing wildly. We partied for a few hours and never did I see the neighbor. So thanks neighbor, we used up about three gallons of gas and your generator, but it was worth it, we had a cracking time!

I'll post more pics when I can.

Austin · Aug 5, 2011

Jumkie said:
Thanks for defending our honor Kesh. I don't want my kids on blast for some internet pervert (Supershit) to getting any ideas. enuf said.

Anyway, the internet has been .... here in Mex. But that's ok, otherwise it wouldn't be much of a vacation. I spent all day sitting on a chair 20 feet from the waves at the beach. A vacation from my Laguna vacation. I'm starting to feel sane...almost,

Ok, he's a good story. We managed to drink before and during Laguna, but as CK said, we partied AFTER the race. I've been going to Laguna for 13 years straight without missing one year, this was the first time I partied after the race. I had my little boom box, the one singed by Nicky. Well it just wasn't enough sound and we didn't have electric power as Roger was off trying to get an autograph by Stoner or somebody. So I decided the neighbor would have to kick in. I walked around the neighbor's campsite but nobody was there. So I thought, well whats the worse that could happen if the dude came back to find I had used his generator to power up my DJ equipment. .... it, so I started up his generator and plugged in my speaker. I start hitting all the SoCal gangsta jams. Everybody starts lipsinking to Snoop Dog, DRE and Biggy. I don't remember who was the first, but shirts started to come off. Dancing and convulsing wildly. We partied for a few hours and never did I see the neighbor. So thanks neighbor, we used up about three gallons of gas and your generator, but it was worth it, we had a cracking time!

I'll post more pics when I can.

Didn't you take Hip Hop 101? Biggie was from New York.

bonnielass · Aug 5, 2011

Guess what I actually got to see the race yesterday! Good wasn't it?

Jumkie · Aug 5, 2011

Austin said:
Didn't you take Hip Hop 101? Biggie was from New York.

Yeah, thing is he wanted so bad to be from SoCal, that I consider him SoCal, unlike other posers. "I'm going back to Cali" is something of a Cali anthem and so I'm claiming it ours.

So my vacation has been close to perfect. Seriously, nothing on the agenda, and I don't feel guilty. Two days ago somebody decided it would be a good idea to make some repairs. And so I complained I couldn't sleep in the middle of the day (the first day they did this I figured I'd go out to the beach and chill, letting the workers do their thing, but the second day was a bit much). So the manager move us to another room. Actually, to another resort, a mini mansion (two rooms, with kitchen, balcony and full living room with another view. Hahaha, this thing keeps getting better.

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Well I don't have any pics of me with the bigger speaker cuz I was too busy changing the tunes, so if anybody has one post it. I love my Nicky radio, but it just wasn't enough sound.

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You can't listen to gangsta rap and not get gangsta.

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Btw, we wern't just loaded after the race, we were fairly lit up during the race too.

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Jumkie · Aug 5, 2011

So one of the places we went was to the Yard House to have dinner. Rog wanted to show Bonnie the massive beers on tap selection (which I forgot to take a picture of, but its huge). Here is the view of the harbor across from the Queen Mary and a of the boat.

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This following pic is not photoshopped, can you explain what's happening here for it two look like its two images?

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A picture of the Queen Mary at night.

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So the next day Roger and fam went to Universal Studios, then the following day we went off to Las Vegas. I actually planed out the entire wedding on my iPhone on our way to Vegas, haha. The first thing Bonnie wanted to do was go to the court house and get the marriage permit license. Somebody needed a bit of encouragement to enter the building.

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After that we went to the RV park resort where we were to stay for a couple of nights. That night we decided to go swimming. It is here where I was horrified that Rog was not kidding a about putting on a skin tight speedo. ....... Euros!

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Jumkie · Aug 5, 2011

Once in the building, a bit of arm twisting did the trick. Those permits don't sign themselves, but and if need be, Bonnie was prepared to extract blood rather than ink.

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(Yes, I'm stringing you guys along on the wedding pics. Stay tuned, they are worth it!

chopperman · Aug 5, 2011

Jumkie said:
Once in the building, a bit of arm twisting did the trick. Those permits don't sign themselves, but and if need be, Bonnie was prepared to extract blood rather than ink.

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(Yes, I'm stringing you guys along on the wedding pics. Stay tuned, they are worth it!

funny .... compa. Dont post the wedding pics in this thread tho please compa.

Jumkie · Aug 5, 2011

CaliKid shows Kesh & Roger how to load a magazine. There is a trick to it, and if you do it wrong, your fingers will feel like they have been put through a meat grinder.

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When we set up camp at Laguna, we set out on putting up all the flags. The boys debated which flag to put up first, Nicky or the Stars & Stripes. Cooler heads prevailed and the Red White & Blue took its rightful place.

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While walking the paddock, I saw a familiar face, our vary own Noodleizer. He was also competing in the AMA Supersport series. (Check out the two Hollywood boys on their cell phones, haha).

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Do you guys remember the infamous call to Poncho from the Silverstone thread? Well this is him. (He is the crewchief for AMA Daytona Sportbike rider Fernando Amantini.

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Frosty, Compa Jerry, and Kesh enjoy the view of turn 4.

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Here is one for all the BBostrom haters that have cropped out of the woodwork. Arrabi say a big .... YOU to them! (Ya like that one Austin?)

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If you are a rider and you happen to find yourself riding on this bad boy, it means bad news. The medicopter.

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Jumkie · Aug 5, 2011

chopperman said:
funny .... compa. Dont post the wedding pics in this thread tho please compa.

Oh now you're the one asking for special picture requests. hahahaha

No problem, those are yours to post, I have my own pictures like this one.

You gotta be one talented frog to get your own star.

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Here is the perspective from Curves point of view the entire weekend. (Who I think had a pipe attached like an IV).

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Roger spent about five minutes looking for the flush button.

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Well I hope these girls had enough sense not to paint the Union Jack upside down, like some of our Brit friends like to hold their flag.

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Jumkie · Aug 5, 2011

I got so drunk I even put on this ugly hat.

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Did I mention I had to smash this 12 year old little girl to get this pic?

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Well into a few drinks. (Check out Clarky throwing up gang signs)

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The view from the roof of my RV. There are people down there I have no idea who they were. Leeches to get some free booze. .... it, we are all friends at Laguna.

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One of many pictures I have no F..ing idea when it was taken and with who? Wtf was this dog doing drinking Woods rum? Bad owner.

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Austin · Aug 6, 2011

Jumkie said:
Here is one for all the BBostrom haters that have cropped out of the woodwork. Arrabi say a big .... YOU to them! (Ya like that one Austin?)

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Well done, kids.

Willski · Aug 6, 2011

Jumkie said:
I got so drunk I even put on this ugly hat.

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Did I mention I had to smash this 12 year old little girl to get this pic?

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Well into a few drinks. (Check out Clarky throwing up gang signs)

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The view from the roof of my RV. There are people down there I have no idea who they were. Leeches to get some free booze. .... it, we are all friends at Laguna.

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One of many pictures I have no F..ing idea when it was taken and with who? Wtf was this dog doing drinking Woods rum? Bad owner.

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I remember her Jum ( sort of anyway )...She was camping across the way from us and I remember taking a fancy to her Kangol hat. Thought I might look like DJ Run in it....So I grabbed it off her head and ran back into our little party. She followed with the rest of her family and the dog and proceeded to reclaim her hat and drink a few with the Powerslide Posse

Willski · Aug 6, 2011

Before I got to LA, Jum mailed me to see if there was anything I really wanted to see or do while i was in LA...I thought about it....and said " Yeh, The Corkscrew and eat some Mexican food "

The night I arrive, we head down to a Taco Van for something to eat...It was majestic. In fact it was so good, it was hired for a wednesday night get together. This is where my addiction started. All it took was one small sip.............and now I can't get the .... outta my head. HORCHATA...I just gotta get some somehow !!!!! Been checking the net for recipes and the trial batch will roll off the Willski production line tomorrow. Thinking of spicing it up with a shot or two of Woods

Jumkie · Aug 6, 2011

Willski said:
I remember her Jum ( sort of anyway )...She was camping across the way from us and I remember taking a fancy to her Kangol hat. Thought I might look like DJ Run in it....So I grabbed it off her head and ran back into our little party. She followed with the rest of her family and the dog and proceeded to reclaim her hat and drink a few with the Powerslide Posse

hahaha

Run DMC

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Willski · Aug 6, 2011

Hahaha Jum...What a night !

Jumkie · Aug 6, 2011

Willski said:
Hahaha Jum...What a night !

What a night? You mean what a week! Its taken me a week to recover. Today I head back home to reality.

But a week of this and I'd say it's done the trick.

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Willski · Aug 7, 2011

On the Tuesday morning before the race. Cali Kid picks me up from Jum's house. We head out for some breakfast ( Taco's and Horchata of course ) and try and decide a plan of action for the day. We know we gotta go pick up Keshav from Burbank airport and we gotta go get Chops, Bonnie and family from LAX in the afternoon. We also know that Curve is hitting town the following day and we better sort something for him to smoke on !!!!

Me and CK cruise around Hollywood for an hour or so, buy a couple of Motorhead England T-shirts, then head across LA to meet the husband of a friend of CK's.

This is where it all started to get a bit strange for me. We meet this dude in a parking lot. I know that he will play a part in the procurement of weed to ensure Curve is a happy bunny during the coming week, but thats all.

CK pulls out the parking lot with me and the dude in the car. We start talking about scoring the weed. The dude says " down to the next junction, turn right, then pull up on the right "...So I am thinking we are gonna be heading down some backstreet and we will be scoring off some bloke stood on a street corner. We follow his directions and pull into the car park in front of a building ( which looks pretty ok ). CK and the dude hop out, so I follow.

This is where it starts getting stranger for me..We walk into the building and the smell immediately hits me ( Hmmmmm nice ). There is a security officer present, some nice sofa's to lounge on and some dudes working behind a counter who offer us a drink while we are waiting. I am thinking " What the fck is going on here ".

Then CK's friend whips out a prescription and gets called into another room. When the door opens, I see jars of weed on shelves everywhere. The door closes and me and CK chuckle at The Big Lebowski which is showing on a Plasma screen.

The door opens again and Cali's mate walks out with a nice looking parcel. We say our goodbyes and jump back in the car....Then i say " What the fck just happened there. Can anyone explain it to me please. Did we just walk into a shop and buy some dope ? "

CK and his mate laugh and tell me all about the fact that if you have a doctor's note, you can legally purchase weed from a dispensary as a form of pain relief. I start laughing and think, I gotta move to Cali, then injure myself !

We head back to CK's friends place to divide up the gear ( it was called SKYWALKER OG ). When me and Cali leave the dude and get back into the car, I said " I got a feeling that the dude doesn't really want his ankle to get better hahaha " He injured it 6 years ago and the pain just ain't going !!! Got a feeling he was taking more than just the dispensary stuff for the pain as well !!!!!

chopperman · Aug 7, 2011

Willski said:
On the Tuesday morning before the race. Cali Kid picks me up from Jum's house. We head out for some breakfast ( Taco's and Horchata of course ) and try and decide a plan of action for the day. We know we gotta go pick up Keshav from Burbank airport and we gotta go get Chops, Bonnie and family from LAX in the afternoon. We also know that Curve is hitting town the following day and we better sort something for him to smoke on !!!!

Me and CK cruise around Hollywood for an hour or so, buy a couple of Motorhead England T-shirts, then head across LA to meet the husband of a friend of CK's.

This is where it all started to get a bit strange for me. We meet this dude in a parking lot. I know that he will play a part in the procurement of weed to ensure Curve is a happy bunny during the coming week, but thats all.

CK pulls out the parking lot with me and the dude in the car. We start talking about scoring the weed. The dude says " down to the next junction, turn right, then pull up on the right "...So I am thinking we are gonna be heading down some backstreet and we will be scoring off some bloke stood on a street corner. We follow his directions and pull into the car park in front of a building ( which looks pretty ok ). CK and the dude hop out, so I follow.

This is where it starts getting stranger for me..We walk into the building and the smell immediately hits me ( Hmmmmm nice ). There is a security officer present, some nice sofa's to lounge on and some dudes working behind a counter who offer us a drink while we are waiting. I am thinking " What the fck is going on here ".

Then CK's friend whips out a prescription and gets called into another room. When the door opens, I see jars of weed on shelves everywhere. The door closes and me and CK chuckle at The Big Lebowski which is showing on a Plasma screen.

The door opens again and Cali's mate walks out with a nice looking parcel. We say our goodbyes and jump back in the car....Then i say " What the fck just happened there. Can anyone explain it to me please. Did we just walk into a shop and buy some dope ? "

CK and his mate laugh and tell me all about the fact that if you have a doctor's note, you can legally purchase weed from a dispensary as a form of pain relief. I start laughing and think, I gotta move to Cali, then injure myself !

We head back to CK's friends place to divide up the gear ( it was called SKYWALKER OG ). When me and Cali leave the dude and get back into the car, I said " I got a feeling that the dude doesn't really want his ankle to get better hahaha " He injured it 6 years ago and the pain just ain't going !!! Got a feeling he was taking more than just the dispensary stuff for the pain as well !!!!!

I think this is a great idea and should be adopted world wide. Do they dispence Coke for my itchy nostrils ?

Arrabbiata1 · Aug 7, 2011

chopperman said:
I think this is a great idea and should be adopted world wide. Do they dispence Coke for my itchy nostrils ?

Just snuff!!

The California Kid · Aug 7, 2011

Arrabbiata1 said:
Just snuff!!

I think Rog is on the snuff so he can trick his mind into thinking he's sniffing coke!

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