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Your Mom's House
I agree with everything you said, it is a long ride/drive to get to a small time town. However, I didn’t get the traffic because stayed in Marathon, and left from there and back. But I'm told in a normal commute during traffic it can be brutal. Also, when I went I don't think I was driving, so it could relax about the other ........ on the road. On top of that I was in vacation mode, and probably at the time drinking in the back seat. I didn't know about the ... scene in ... West, until I accidentally ran into a ... bar because I had to take a leak (from drinking). I walk out and everyone in the car were laughing at me as I came back pale (no small feat for my skin type. No I'm not anti-..., i love the gays, some of my best friends are homos, and i respect their lives, it's the Christian/Muslim/Hindus who shove their lifestyle down my throat that i hate). Anyway, I said, oh ...., that place is .... They said, I take it you didn't read the sign when you ran into Johnny's Monkey Bar.Ive been to the Keys once in my life and dont plan on visiting that freak show ever again. I have never been so disappointed in a place in my life, If it wasnt an "artist" lying in his own vomit on the sidewalk bumming money, it was a ....... 7 foot drag queen hitting on my my 14 year old son. That was one of those moments when my wife kept me out of jail by grabbing my arm and saying "just walk". The food was mediocre and expensive and there are .... roaches the size of small rodents crawling around everywhere while you are trying to eat. My complaint fell on deaf ears as obviously they have just accepted living with filthy disease carrying insects. They gave them a new name so people wont be so grossed out. Oh, those are Palmetto Bugs", no those ....... .... roaches . Oh, and dont get started on the traffic. We were staying at Marco Island and saw where the Keys were only 80 miles away, nice little day trip. That 80 miles took 4 ....... hours, i wasnt in a good mood when i got there Anyway, .... Key West, i can say ive been and there are plenty of places you can have the same experience without putting up with all that .....
Frankly I didn't see the tourist attraction of Key West other than it's the southern most tip of US, and the natural unique beauty of driving along a chain of keys. Like I said, the Dry Tortugas was the .... for me. Historic and amazing structure in the middle of nowhere.
If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
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