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I've seen a few from these two,
The one where she would have her pizza cut into 8 slices because she couldn't eat it all if it was cut into 12 had me rolling.
 
Motokitty said:
I hope all their antics are scripted. Otherwise, she shouldn't be allowed to breed.
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Well in her defense, he's the dumb MFer for being with her. Though I will admit, she is entertaining if it's infuriating.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
JohnnyKnockdown said:
Women with sense of humors should be forced to breed like a Michael Vick pitbull. The world needs more funny women who can take a joke
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The thing is, that chick is the joke.im with kitty, some ....... should not contaminate the world by breeding.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
She's a good actress since she never breaks character and laughs at her stupidity. Easy way to earn extra $$ by making videos that get a low of views on youtube.
 
moto vudu said:
She's a good actress since she never breaks character and laughs at her stupidity. Easy way to earn extra $$ by making videos that get a low of views on youtube.
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86K isn't exactly setting the world on fire. I think she's really stupid. It wouldn't be the first time a chick on the Internet makes a fool of herself. But I'll admit, she's made me laugh.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
Jumkie said:
86K isn't exactly setting the world on fire. I think she's really stupid. It wouldn't be the first time a chick on the Internet makes a fool of herself. But I'll admit, she's made me laugh.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
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When I initially saw their pizza video, I thought she was just stupid. After looking at the rest of the videos on their channel, I'm convinced it's all for views. All the stuff such as superglue on her toilet paper, shaving off her eyebrow while she's sleep, cutting her hair while sleep, and acting like Britain leaving the EU means there is borders in place preventing anyone from entering and leaving the country :giggle: is clearly fake.
 
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moto vudu said:
When I initially saw their pizza video, I thought she was just stupid. After looking at the rest of the videos on their channel, I'm convinced it's all for views. All the stuff such as superglue on her toilet paper, shaving off her eyebrow while she's sleep, cutting her hair while sleep, and acting like Britain leaving the EU means there is borders in place preventing anyone from entering and leaving the country :giggle: is clearly fake.
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I haven't watched the videos.

But my experience has shown me firsthand that there are some really dumb women out there who either genuinely lack intelligence, or just like self-awareness. Of course the same goes for men too.

Thankfully we've got real gems in female posters with Motokitty and Libby here. Two of my favorite members whom I genuinely enjoy reading their posts. If more women were like the two of them, the world would be a better place.
 
Really I see them as a contemporary version of Abbot and Costello.

I think she is brilliant. Or if not ...... a good bit of fun.
 
Saturday was an interesting riding day here in NJ.

The day was hot as .... with the humidity. But I had work related .... to do so I took the bike out and did about 40-50 miles when all was said and done. I got home and felt unsatisfied by it, so I resolved to go out one more time in the evening when the heat was a little less oppressive. So around 6:30-6:45 I headed out intending to do a quick little loop of maybe 50 miles.

Well, you know what they say about best intentions and all of that.

That little loop turned into a 150+ mile night time ride that took me into the country.

With the temperature still being north of 80, it was an awesome ride to say the least. It was my first time ever doing a true night ride instead of just doing commutes to get from point A to point B. Lowlights were sitting at a light next to some ..... in a Civic who had his smartphone mounted to the window, and was watching a ....... movie as he was driving! I thought about punching his mirrors off, but decided to let him get ahead so he could go crash in front of me rather than into me. The other lowlight was the realization that Harley's stock headlight on the Dyna Glide's is an embarrassment. I have to switch it out for an aftermarket LED headlight I know of that is recommended. You can't see .... unless you put the high beam on.

Once I got away from all of the traffic, hit the country roads, and turned the high beam on, it was awesome. Completely solitary outside of the odd car coming in the other direction. At one point I was leaned over at 50 through a turn, when I saw something small moving ahead on the road, and I realized a ....... frog was hopping across the road! Who thought the video game Frogger was actually based on a true story. Saw some deer crossing the road at one point to which I slowed but revved up the bike to see if anymore of those fuckers came out of the brush. Those things fled as fast as they showed when they heard my pipes. They probably thought hunting season had arrived early and Bambi was going to get the business end of a shotgun. Alas, if only.

At one point going down the road, I looked up and saw the sky was filled with stars, which made for a surreal experience since there was farmland all around. Feeling the changes in air temperature from the open areas to the areas where trees were up close to the road was fascinating since I figured at night it wouldn't be as pronounced as it is during the day time. It's also amazing how acute your senses become over the course of the ride. The level of concentration is always high on a bike, but at night it's something else.

I didn't get home till 11pm, but man it was completely worth it. It reminded me of how even the seemingly littlest things with a bike can be a great experience. Driving at night in a car? Who gives a ....? Nothing special. Doing it on a bike? Completely changes the way you experience the entire world. From the denser areas I rode thru to the country roads, it was a different prism to see the world thru.

People are always wont to ask "what is happiness"? I don't know that there is any concrete answer to it, but if I had to try, I'd say buying and riding a motorcycle comes close to answering that question.
 
JPSLotus said:
Saturday was an interesting riding day here in NJ.

The day was hot as .... with the humidity. But I had work related .... to do so I took the bike out and did about 40-50 miles when all was said and done. I got home and felt unsatisfied by it, so I resolved to go out one more time in the evening when the heat was a little less oppressive. So around 6:30-6:45 I headed out intending to do a quick little loop of maybe 50 miles.

Well, you know what they say about best intentions and all of that.

That little loop turned into a 150+ mile night time ride that took me into the country.

With the temperature still being north of 80, it was an awesome ride to say the least. It was my first time ever doing a true night ride instead of just doing commutes to get from point A to point B. Lowlights were sitting at a light next to some ..... in a Civic who had his smartphone mounted to the window, and was watching a ....... movie as he was driving! I thought about punching his mirrors off, but decided to let him get ahead so he could go crash in front of me rather than into me. The other lowlight was the realization that Harley's stock headlight on the Dyna Glide's is an embarrassment. I have to switch it out for an aftermarket LED headlight I know of that is recommended. You can't see .... unless you put the high beam on.

Once I got away from all of the traffic, hit the country roads, and turned the high beam on, it was awesome. Completely solitary outside of the odd car coming in the other direction. At one point I was leaned over at 50 through a turn, when I saw something small moving ahead on the road, and I realized a ....... frog was hopping across the road! Who thought the video game Frogger was actually based on a true story. Saw some deer crossing the road at one point to which I slowed but revved up the bike to see if anymore of those fuckers came out of the brush. Those things fled as fast as they showed when they heard my pipes. They probably thought hunting season had arrived early and Bambi was going to get the business end of a shotgun. Alas, if only.

At one point going down the road, I looked up and saw the sky was filled with stars, which made for a surreal experience since there was farmland all around. Feeling the changes in air temperature from the open areas to the areas where trees were up close to the road was fascinating since I figured at night it wouldn't be as pronounced as it is during the day time. It's also amazing how acute your senses become over the course of the ride. The level of concentration is always high on a bike, but at night it's something else.

I didn't get home till 11pm, but man it was completely worth it. It reminded me of how even the seemingly littlest things with a bike can be a great experience. Driving at night in a car? Who gives a ....? Nothing special. Doing it on a bike? Completely changes the way you experience the entire world. From the denser areas I rode thru to the country roads, it was a different prism to see the world thru.

People are always wont to ask "what is happiness"? I don't know that there is any concrete answer to it, but if I had to try, I'd say buying and riding a motorcycle comes close to answering that question.
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Great reflective post, enjoyed reading that. You'll take that night to the grave - and ultimately the reason why we should ride. Excuse the cod/pop psychology but like life, riding - it’s all in the journey as opposed to the destination – and about how you get there and savouring the experience, is why I‘d love a cruiser for the road.

The problem with riding performance motorcycles is the tendency to explore the limits even though most road riders struggle to come close to exploiting the capabilities of a one litre hyper sports bike without ending up in intensive care, or upside down in a field with their head up a cows arse. Without meaning to sound ‘up the arse’ myself I find fast riding zen like, but mainly on track because in the UK the roads are overcrowded battlegrounds and fraught with hidden dangers. I owned a Harley for a while which was great on a Sunday afternoon, taking a partner out to a country pub for a ploughman’s (-an Anglicised term which perhaps sounds slightly dubious to my cousins in the New World) - or the occasional run to the coast. Every fantasy garage should have one. Not to suggest that one’s level of vigilance should be in any way be compromised by what bike you are riding and where, it’s very much the unexpected that causes accidents.

I miss it. I miss the sound, the grunty motor, the minimalistic spartan black, the pedigree, the individualism, the zeitgeist and a legitimate excuse to wear my black Brando, Levi’s, engineer boots and shades. I also loved riding the thing and noticed that it turned infinitely more heads than my R1.Toured on it too, although the limited range was frustrating.

At some point, I have resolved to fly out to Miami, hire some agricultural machinery and trundle down to Key West to see Hemmingway’s house and then the other great American scribe ‘Knockers on the way up to the Cape (he doesn’t know this yet). If I can time this with the inaugural launch of the SLS then my pilgrimage to NASA will be complete although it may well be before November 2018. Having left no stone unturned in the American West and notched up tens of thousands of miles over the best part of the decade, my only regret is that I did not do it on two wheels. No particular desire to visit Florida, bar the desire to see the VAB, a Saturn V and be photographed next to a Rocketdyne F1 engine.

This is a very amusing read. Ian Mutch formerly of MAG….

https://www.amazon.com/Looking-America-Ian-Mutch-ebook/dp/B00TBVBGKC
 
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Arrabbiata1 said:
Great reflective post, enjoyed reading that. You'll take that night to the grave - and ultimately the reason why we should ride. Excuse the cod/pop psychology but like life, riding - it’s all in the journey as opposed to the destination – and about how you get there and savouring the experience, is why I‘d love a cruiser for the road.

The problem with riding performance motorcycles is the tendency to explore the limits even though most road riders struggle to come close to exploiting the capabilities of a one litre hyper sports bike without ending up in intensive care, or upside down in a field with their head up a cows arse. Without meaning to sound ‘up the arse’ myself I find fast riding zen like, but mainly on track because in the UK the roads are overcrowded battlegrounds and fraught with hidden dangers. I owned a Harley for a while which was great on a Sunday afternoon, taking a partner out to a country pub for a ploughman’s (-an Anglicised term which perhaps sounds slightly dubious to my cousins in the New World) - or the occasional run to the coast. Every fantasy garage should have one. Not to suggest that one’s level of vigilance should be in any way be compromised by what bike you are riding and where, it’s very much the unexpected that causes accidents.

I miss it. I miss the sound, the grunty motor, the minimalistic spartan black, the pedigree, the individualism, the zeitgeist and a legitimate excuse to wear my black Brando, Levi’s, engineer boots and shades. I also loved riding the thing and noticed that it turned infinitely more heads than my R1.Toured on it too, although the limited range was frustrating.

At some point, I have resolved to fly out to Miami, hire some agricultural machinery and trundle down to Key West to see Hemmingway’s house and then the other great American scribe ‘Knockers on the way up to the Cape (he doesn’t know this yet). If I can time this with the inaugural launch of the SLS then my pilgrimage to NASA will be complete although it may well be before November 2018. Having left no stone unturned in the American West and notched up tens of thousands of miles over the best part of the decade, my only regret is that I did not do it on two wheels. No particular desire to visit Florida, bar the desire to see the VAB, a Saturn V and be photographed next to a Rocketdyne F1 engine.

This is a very amusing read. Ian Mutch formerly of MAG….

https://www.amazon.com/Looking-America-Ian-Mutch-ebook/dp/B00TBVBGKC
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You bring up a really great point Arrab about the practicality of a cruiser for public road riding. It's that reason that drove me to buy Harley's because in spite of the lack of technical sophistication, they do the public road riding thing better than any other class of motorcycle in my opinion. Yes there's other bikes that you can buy, but for as well designed as a BMW RG1200 is, there's nothing like a Harley on the open road for exploring. The quirks of the HD's are what have made them so endearing for successive generations of riders because like you said, it's about the journey. It still comes to personal preference obviously, but a cruiser is the way to go in my book.

Sport bikes are a lot of fun, but their limits are far beyond what any rider can handle. Unless you are racing bikes successfully, you'll never see the limits. The risks of winding up permanently injured, or killed is far greater if you decide to try and figure out where those limits are. Exploring where those limits is always dangerous, but best done at a track for the obvious reasons of no cars, and hopefully adequate runoff areas. In the ideal world, one should have both a Harley and a sport bike. They both have their merits, and both reward smart riding.

Definitely agree with you on the looks you get on a Harley. The amount of looks I get at stop lights is amazing. Men wish they could be you and the women want to ride you. ;) While I enjoy looking at any bike that pulls up next to me when I'm in my car, most people only look if it's a certain bike.

If you have the opportunity to take that ride to Key West, don't pass it up. I've heard it's a great ride to take. The only drawback with Key West is if you go there once all the snowbirds from the North are down for the Winter. It gets very busy. Nothing more fitting than doing a manly thing and hitting up Ernest Hemingway's home. A fitting tribute to a literary giant. Thanks for the book suggestion, I will have to grab that!
 
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Fantastic posts gentz.

JP, I've taken a ride in my lowest moments, highest, and just fir the .... of it, every time it's made my mood better, more appreciative, happy to be alive. Great point about experiencing the world in a unique way on a bike.

Arrabi, marvelous read as is par of your posts. You turned a 'I'm gonna visit the .... state of Florida' into a Pulverizer prize piece. Just a couple of notes, it's why I've owned a couple of metric cruisers, choosing between tge experience of a sportbike, supermoto, motocross, and cruiser is like asking to chose between your children, all different but wonderful and an impossible "choice". Second, I've driven from Miami to Key West, beautiful scenery hot as ..... It's not the temperature rather the humidity. (I've often thought of Mexican member "V", who apart from being one of the best Rossi fans ever on the forum, Arrabi, you will recall he could carry thoughtful and logical exchanges, lived in Cancun, rode regularly on the track, and having been there I always marveled at his commitment to do so.) Thirdly, when you're in Key Gay Fest, be sure to include in your itinerary a trip to the Dry Tortugas. Knockers will disagree, however, enjoyed that more than the drag shows at Gay West.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
Jumkie said:
Fantastic posts gentz.

JP, I've taken a ride in my lowest moments, highest, and just fir the .... of it, every time it's made my mood better, more appreciative, happy to be alive. Great point about experiencing the world in a unique way on a bike.

Arrabi, marvelous read as is par of your posts. You turned a 'I'm gonna visit the .... state of Florida' into a Pulverizer prize piece. Just a couple of notes, it's why I've owned a couple of metric cruisers, choosing between tge experience of a sportbike, supermoto, motocross, and cruiser is like asking to chose between your children, all different but wonderful and an impossible "choice". Second, I've driven from Miami to Key West, beautiful scenery hot as ..... It's not the temperature rather the humidity. (I've often thought of Mexican member "V", who apart from being one of the best Rossi fans ever on the forum, Arrabi, you will recall he could carry thoughtful and logical exchanges, lived in Cancun, rode regularly on the track, and having been there I always marveled at his commitment to do so.) Thirdly, when you're in Key Gay Fest, be sure to include in your itinerary a trip to the Dry Tortugas. Knockers will disagree, however, enjoyed that more than the drag shows at Gay West.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
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Agreed 100% about how it can lift your mood unlike anything else. Can't imagine giving up riding...it's just too much fun, and probably the best form of entertainment I've ever experienced.

Maybe it's me, but even being on a cruiser, sometimes when riding and I'm practicing practical riding techniques, I really can never stop marveling over what some of the GP guys can do with a bike. Even more so is the consistency with which the really good riders can do things.
 
JPSLotus said:
Agreed 100% about how it can lift your mood unlike anything else. Can't imagine giving up riding...it's just too much fun, and probably the best form of entertainment I've ever experienced.

Maybe it's me, but even being on a cruiser, sometimes when riding and I'm practicing practical riding techniques, I really can never stop marveling over what some of the GP guys can do with a bike. Even more so is the consistency with which the really good riders can do things.
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Ive been to the Keys once in my life and dont plan on visiting that freak show ever again. I have never been so disappointed in a place in my life, If it wasnt an "artist" lying in his own vomit on the sidewalk bumming money, it was a ....... 7 foot drag queen hitting on my my 14 year old son. That was one of those moments when my wife kept me out of jail by grabbing my arm and saying "just walk". The food was mediocre and expensive and there are .... roaches the size of small rodents crawling around everywhere while you are trying to eat. My complaint fell on deaf ears as obviously they have just accepted living with filthy disease carrying insects. They gave them a new name so people wont be so grossed out. Oh, those are Palmetto Bugs", no those ....... .... roaches . Oh, and dont get started on the traffic. We were staying at Marco Island and saw where the Keys were only 80 miles away, nice little day trip. That 80 miles took 4 ....... hours, i wasnt in a good mood when i got there Anyway, .... Key West, i can say ive been and there are plenty of places you can have the same experience without putting up with all that .....
 
povol said:
Ive been to the Keys once in my life and dont plan on visiting that freak show ever again. I have never been so disappointed in a place in my life, If it wasnt an "artist" lying in his own vomit on the sidewalk bumming money, it was a ....... 7 foot drag queen hitting on my my 14 year old son. That was one of those moments when my wife kept me out of jail by grabbing my arm and saying "just walk". The food was mediocre and expensive and there are .... roaches the size of small rodents crawling around everywhere while you are trying to eat. My complaint fell on deaf ears as obviously they have just accepted living with filthy disease carrying insects. They gave them a new name so people wont be so grossed out. Oh, those are Palmetto Bugs", no those ....... .... roaches . Oh, and dont get started on the traffic. We were staying at Marco Island and saw where the Keys were only 80 miles away, nice little day trip. That 80 miles took 4 ....... hours, i wasnt in a good mood when i got there Anyway, .... Key West, i can say ive been and there are plenty of places you can have the same experience without putting up with all that .....
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Didn't know it was that awful....people I talked to in the past completely left all of that sort of .... out. Marco Island is quite nice!
 
Looking forward to that day Arabb. The left side of my dumpster has plenty of room for you to crash in. One problem though. Your going to need a photographer, and luckily enough I own a camera.
Key west is a lovely ride and a great town. I'll give you the grand tour of Miami as well. If you foward me a $1500 deposit I can easily arrange The Real Miami Tour that Jums got. Dont worry, as long as you appear in court on the day of the summons, the money will be returned to you.
The other thing is I hope your ok with my Key West attire. I'm a firm believer in the, "when in Rome" philosophy
 

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