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Barry Machine in doubt for the next three races

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No .... Barry - 22 is serious he would do this. What do you say? - time to get off the couch yourself and stop your incessant bragging.



Tell you what....I'll go further - and this is a sincere pledge for every member on here to see. Next summer I will personally pay for your flight to the U.K. - arrange accommodation and sort a bike for the duration of your stay. Furthermore since I live 20 miles from Donington - one of the more technical circuits in the U.K. - I will book a 'proper' 'Non - Australian' track day at Ron Haslam's race school so you can show everyone your skills - no restrictions on how fast you can go...we'll put you in the fast/expert group which Leon frequently tutors. That way we can also ascertain what is involved behind the terminology of 'backing in' from the real experts. Following that you can then demonstrate your supposed superiority over 22 in a cart at either Mallory or Doni 'cause I know he'd be straight there.



No ........ - as a guest in the UK I solemnly swear that I will finance air fare, arrange transfers (let me worry about the traffic) and accommodation.



Down to you - you're the one that tells everyone to get out and do it. In the words of your own very .... tacky Australian Tourist Board commercials - 'What are you waiting for?'
 
No .... Barry - 22 is serious he would do this. What do you say? - time to get off the couch yourself and stop your incessant bragging.



Tell you what....I'll go further - and this is a sincere pledge for every member on here to see. Next summer I will personally pay for your flight to the U.K. - arrange accommodation and sort a bike for the duration of your stay. Furthermore since I live 20 miles from Donington - one of the more technical circuits in the U.K. - I will book a 'proper' 'Non - Australian' track day at Ron Haslam's race school so you can show everyone your skills - no restrictions on how fast you can go...we'll put you in the fast/expert group which Leon frequently tutors. That way we can also ascertain what is involved behind the terminology of 'backing in' from the real experts. Following that you can then demonstrate your supposed superiority over 22 in a cart at either Mallory or Doni 'cause I know he'd be straight there.



No ........ - as a guest in the UK I solemnly swear that I will finance air fare, arrange transfers (let me worry about the traffic) and accommodation.



Down to you - you're the one that tells everyone to get out and do it. In the words of your own very .... tacky Australian Tourist Board commercials - 'What are you waiting for?'

I would love to come and watch but if berry has reservations about my presence i would respectfully stay away and wait for the youtube
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If he does come and has no objections to me being there i will show him my respect by bringing him a create of his favourite German brew.
 
I am 100% serious Barry - many on here will attest to my hospitality. I will also pay for your air fare to get you over here so that I can follow you around Donington Park and to watch you race 22. That way no one has to go to Turkey.
 
I am 100% serious Barry - many on here will attest to my hospitality. I will also pay for your air fare to get you over here so that I can follow you around Donington Park and to watch you race 22. That way no one has to go to Turkey.

I will stand up and attest to arrabs honesty and hospitality. I myself have had the pleasure of his hospitality. Once upon a time i was offered something similar by a member. Jumkie (my arch enemy at the time) called me out by inviting me to usa as you barry are being called out. I had reservations and despite warnings from some welll wishing members i got off my couch and flew out. The offer was very genuine and i look on it as a fond memory that will last a life time. Arrab Is a friend who i have shared company with both in the uk and usa and with these experiences i can 100% vouch this offer is genuine and meant in good spirit.



The ball is in your court Barrymachine.
 
I am willing to fly to Turkey to see this.



Hehe don't get your hopes up. He will either ignore the post or make some outlandish reason for not doing it. Either way it takes me "eat .... prick" count on here to 2-0
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Hehe don't get your hopes up. He will either ignore the post or make some outlandish reason for not doing it. Either way it takes me "eat .... prick" count on here to 2-0
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Maybe, maybe not. I know arrab has not made his offer with a "it will never happen" thought in his head.. jumkie made a similar offer to me and i did take him up on it. I sincerely hope barry takes a leap of faith and courage. Maybe it will be all of us left with egg on our faces.
 
If Barry doesn't accept your offer boys, I am sure, given the opportunity, I can spout enough ........ for you to fly me halfway across the world instead. First lesson I will teach u all, is how to stoppie without using the front brakes
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If Barry doesn't accept your offer boys, I am sure, given the opportunity, I can spout enough ........ for you to fly me halfway across the world instead. First lesson I will teach u all, is how to stoppie without using the front brakes
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If i win the lotto i will fly you over just for your shear cheek
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Maybe, maybe not. I know arrab has not made his offer with a "it will never happen" thought in his head.. jumkie made a similar offer to me and i did take him up on it. I sincerely hope barry takes a leap of faith and courage. Maybe it will be all of us left with egg on our faces.



Absolutely - I'm completely serious and in a completely cordial and amicable sense.



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If Barry doesn't accept your offer boys, I am sure, given the opportunity, I can spout enough ........ for you to fly me halfway across the world instead. First lesson I will teach u all, is how to stoppie without using the front brakes
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Hehe don't get your hopes up. He will either ignore the post or make some outlandish reason for not doing it. Either way it takes me "eat .... prick" count on here to 2-0
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I expect much the same. Some belligerent insult spurning my invitation, or the usual deflection.
 
I honestly love Barry. Not in a Barry loves animals type of way.



Think the physical meeting of Barry and Arrab would be a beautiful thing.



Yes, the have been some fraught discussions over the years, but nothing that a good man hug would put right straightaway.



Let's make the special thing happen.
 
If Barry doesn't accept your offer boys, I am sure, given the opportunity, I can spout enough ........ for you to fly me halfway across the world instead. First lesson I will teach u all, is how to stoppie without using the front brakes
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.... man I was about to call dibs on that free vacation.

Barry you need to do this and if you get destroyed, which I'm sure you will, it's not like you haven't already lost your dignity.
 
Already a third of the ticket expense sorted

On second thought, I decided that I would like a free English holiday complete with trackday and supercart excursion. Why would you give it to that ingrate when I could be just as ficticious and obnoxious. If being a troll gets you rewards then put me in the running.

Arabb. You dont know .... about backing in. No brakes are involved. It takes proficient throttle control. If only I could show you.

Im a bit busy right now designing and building the worlds longest bridge. Once Im done with that I will be climbing the worlds deadliest mountain, Anna Purna. Only a handful of people have stood on her summit. I have done it multiple times with no oxygen. I plan installing a zip line from the summit to Everest's summit. Maybe after that I could find the time to come visit you. Usually when I visit England my mates Phil and Harry keep me quite busy so It might be difficult.
 
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Hey Berry (Verbal Ct) i've told you i'm ready...we'll meet halfway (Lets say Turkey)



Halfway to what?



If you want halfway, Sepang kart track or somewhere in Cali would be closer the mark... Turkey's barely out of Europe...
 
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