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BarryMachine said:
Au contrare' I quite like it when you disagree. Makes me feel good. ie. if a ...... disagrees with me ....... I must be doing ok. :wink:
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I wouldn't meet you within 20 km's of my home ...... not just cos you are a ...... ..... but I think you are a stalker too.



I would meet you , at a track somewhat near to me, to whoop your arse on a track though ....... within 50km ( for free ) Outside that ...... you pay.
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One thing I have found about perpetual bullshitters is that they hate being called out. Quite simply I am of the opinion that much of what you post is either sheer fantasy or otherwise greatly embellished - which is a shame because you live in a wonderful part of the world and beneath all the self aggrandising braggadocio and bull I suspect you could quite possibly an interesting person in your own right. Stalker? - like most on this forum I have no real interest in you actually, but as long as you feel the need to belittle others, perpetually post about yourself and your unsubstantiated expertise in damn near everything and troll on this forum then I shall continue to wave the ........ card.



Regarding a track - as I say my offer is still there. I have no real desire to race you (if you want me to I will) - as I said I'm quite content to follow you round and watch you demonstrate your range of skills - and I'd be fascinated to watch you slide a bike routinely by body position alone on the approach to a corner on a public road. I've never raced, but I'm reasonably handy on a road bike and no stranger to off road riding either. Given your illustrious racing credentials I'd obviously only ever be following you anyhow.



22 is another matter. Quite how you believe or expect anyone to believe that you have the experience in a cart to beat him on a track is utterly beyond me. Like I say I will bring you over because I'd like to see this. We've discussed how this can be done, and I even have other members pledging their support financially - it's down to you Barry, not me, I'm waiting.
 
chopperman said:
Meh, i'm bored with this thread. Someone let me know if the all mouth no action bullshitter plucks up the courage to get off his sofa.
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Meh, not bored at all. I want this thread to continue until infinity and beyond or at least as long as BM continues to shamelessly post without a shred of credibility, of which this thread will remind us all in perpetuity. This thread will be regarded as the finest and most illustrious CALL OUT in the absolute history of the Interweb matrix for the whole of Internet forumdom; accentuating the pusillanimous failure of it's spineless subject, a one calling himself BarryMachine. It has provided both mirth and gleeful entertainment, like few other threads have; not to mention the marathon slithering and weaseling attempts to save face by a man who uncouthly will remain faceless.
 
Arrabbiata1 said:
One thing I have found about perpetual bullshitters is that they hate being called out. ( ah!! that would explain why you are so messed up about the facts I tell you ...... then you ........ and say they are untrue!! what a wacker
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) Quite simply I am of the opinion that much of what you post is either sheer fantasy or otherwise greatly embellished ( I've actually been mild here I believe ) - which is a shame because you live in a wonderful part of the world and beneath all the self aggrandising braggadocio ( really thats what you think!! you do lead a sheltered life! ) and bull I suspect you could quite possibly an interesting person in your own right. Stalker? - like most on this forum I have no real interest in you actually, ( then quit being an obsessed ...... up stalker!! .... simple ...... that shows your statement to be true ) but as long as you feel the need to belittle others, ( me!! belittle you!! ..... do you need me to tell you that you need to think about that one! ) perpetually post about yourself and your unsubstantiated expertise in damn near everything and troll on this forum then I shall continue to wave the ........ card ( and as usual you will be wrong ........ which is good ....... because that makes me correct!! :yey: :yey: :yey: )



Regarding a track - as I say my offer is still there. I have no real desire to race you (if you want me to I will) - as I said I'm quite content to follow you round and watch you demonstrate your range of skills - and I'd be fascinated to watch you slide a bike routinely by body position alone on the approach to a corner on a public road. I've never raced, but I'm reasonably handy on a road bike and no stranger to off road riding either. Given your illustrious racing credentials I'd obviously only ever be following you anyhow. ( too fucken right !! until the end of the first lap when I catch you to lap you!! then I'd actually be following you briefly! )



22 is another matter. Quite how you believe or expect anyone to believe that you have the experience in a cart to beat him on a track is utterly beyond me. ( I don't expect or care if you believe me or not Arab ........ and I think thats the bit that you let rile you ) Like I say I will bring you over because I'd like to see this. We've discussed how this can be done, and I even have other members pledging their support financially - it's down to you Barry, not me, I'm waiting. ( I thought I was the one waiting!!?? )
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It is quite obvious who the bullshitters here are to me ....... but I have the luxury of having proved that to myself Arab, Reg and Jumkie. Its easy to make you bullshitters because you are so ready to be so.
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Oh dear I am being "called out" whatever will I do
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You fellas are more childish than any kids I know
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Damn!!! why is all the good thinking left to me!!



Arab ..... you v's me!! race across Mongolia!!

( I get a real holiday ...... you get ...... whatever it is you want ...... I think??
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at your expense ..... and when I can fit it in.
 
Barry, can you post me a photo of a bmx bike doing a skid?
 
Damn!!! why is all the good thinking left to me!!



Arab ..... you v's me!! race across Mongolia!!

( I get a real holiday ...... you get ...... whatever it is you want ...... I think??
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at your expense ..... and when I can fit it in.
 
BarryMachine said:
You need to ask Arab for one of those ...... thats his theory.
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Aww shucks, but you post them so well, how about someone who only won a single gp doubting someones sexuality, let's think, maybe Toni Elias or Alberto Puig, how about PF Chilli or Regis Laconi? Anyone else you can think of you fits the bill Barry?
 
BarryMachine said:
Damn!!! why is all the good thinking left to me!!



Arab ..... you v's me!! race across Mongolia!!

( I get a real holiday ...... you get ...... whatever it is you want ...... I think??
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at your expense ..... and when I can fit it in.
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Why not just save your money and just pretend that you've done it instead over the anonymity of an internet forum like you usually do?



Cutting the ........ fantasies - you are cordially invited at my expense to the UK for a trackday and following that a race with 22. You've told us what you can do on the track so give me a date next year and I'll arrange it.
 
Arrabbiata1 said:
Why not just save your money and just pretend that you've done it instead over the anonymity of an internet forum like you usually do? ( cos that would not be the truth ........ as much as it hurts you )



Cutting the ........ fantasies ( your ........ fantasies ....... its all rather passe reality for me, even though it seems amazing to yourself ....... ho hum ) - you are cordially invited at my expense to the UK for a trackday and following that a race with 22. You've told us what you can do on the track so give me a date next year and I'll arrange it.
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What happened to you coming out here!?? since its your obsession!!



That way I could take little time off ........ life ....... and whoop your arses with a minimum of wasted time.



You guys have such self important personalities ....... anybody else merely mentions that they once breathed and you think its to much to be true ........ then you have the self importance to suppose that I give a rats arse that I don't have your approval .........
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You really ought to stop seeing man's greatest achievements in a brand on a bottle of booze.
 
By the way Arab ....... speaking of your ........ ........ how many Ducati's is it you say that I owned? even though I have never owned one and have always said so.



Jesus thats booze ...... thinking there by you!!
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Whats the longest time you've ever gone without a drink? 5 minutes?
 
BarryMachine said:
What happened to you coming out here!?? since its your obsession!!



That way I could take little time off ........ life ....... and whoop your arses with a minimum of wasted time.



You guys have such self important personalities ....... anybody else merely mentions that they once breathed and you think its to much to be true ........ then you have the self importance to suppose that I give a rats arse that I don't have your approval .........
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BarryMachine said:
By the way Arab ....... speaking of your ........ ........ how many Ducati's is it you say that I owned? even though I have never owned one and have always said so.



Jesus thats booze ...... thinking their by you!!
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Whats the longest time you've ever gone without a drink? 5 minutes?
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What's the longest you've gone without bullshitting and talking about yourself?
 
Arrabbiata1 said:
What's the longest you've gone without bullshitting and talking about yourself?
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I never ........ ....... well no the animal one was ( which you ......s aparently believe
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Hey Arab could you add up the amount of words I've actually written about myself on here ..... then add up the amount of words you've written about me ........
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I believe its something like 10 words by me and 2367 about me by you
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You really are a drug ...... drunken .... troll stalker
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and apparently you only back a bike in by skidding and downshifting. .... which I disagree with.
 
BarryMachine said:
I never ........ ....... well no the animal one was ( which you ......s aparently believe
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Hey Arab could you add up the amount of words I've actually written about myself on here ..... then add up the amount of words you've written about me ........
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I believe its something like 10 words by me and 2367 about me by you
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You really are a drug ...... drunken .... troll stalker
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and apparently you only back a bike in by skidding and downshifting. .... which I disagree with.
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Yeah, yeah, you already said - it's in your fav rider ..... and you also had it on your sig for a while remember? Who gives a .....



Raw nerve Mr Machine? - Like I said we invited your good self over to demonstrate your skills - all you seem to want to is tell lies, brag and hurl insults anonymously on a forum like a coward. Now you're evidently on the verge of meltdown. Calm down - you're getting old remember? I'll say again I will finance you to visit the UK for atrack day and to race 22. Up to you my friend.
 
Look at all the powersliders that had the courage to get off the sofa, endure long flights and traffic. All these people who shunned internet anonymity.



Where's Barrybullshit?????



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We missed ya bro.
 
chopperman said:
No, he is teaching the pilot to fly the helicopter.
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Ah yes, of course, and that was quite the task doing it with a parachute attached to his back, as he later was the captain of the skydiving team that landed on turn 10, right? Which was suitable, being so close to the entrance of pit lane, as they timed his landing reasonably to finish the tuning process of the factory GP team(s) (yes, that (s) indicating plural; contrary to strict and shrewd proprietary security team standards, he is contracted by several squads, as his technical understanding of GP engines is unparalleled, plus he can be trusted, since he is also a training instructor for SEAL team 6 (unconfirmed, for obvious reason).



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Which he designed and built...
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