How many people do you want on the committee? I want to be minister (or secretary) of the treasury. And I propose a $100 a year subscription fee to be held in an offshore account by me. No US or Zimbabwean currency please. You can also pay in gold, silver or precious jewels. I'll send someone over to collect it forthwith.
1st Transcontinental Stoner/Hayden Congress
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Son of Doohan @ Oct 3 2008, 04:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>How many people do you want on the committee? I want to be minister (or secretary) of the treasury. And I propose a $100 a year subscription fee to be held in an offshore account by me. No US or Zimbabwean currency please. You can also pay in gold, silver or precious jewels. I'll send someone over to collect it forthwith.
damn! there goes my cunning plan...
damn! there goes my cunning plan...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BigAl @ Oct 3 2008, 11:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>damn! there goes my cunning plan...
You planning cun.
You planning cun.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mylexicon @ Oct 2 2008, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%Vision
A red Ducati Marlboro on every rostrum. A unified fanbase for the two riders who need populist support to counteract the devious underhanded dealings of DORNA.
<span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%Mission
To further MotoGP with unwaivering support for Stoner/Hayden/Marlboro Ducati by spreading mass confusion (facts) amongst the Rossi-boppers.
<span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%Values
1. Desmodromic valve actuation is the best form of valve actuation in the world
2. Countries whose international abbreviations contain the letters SUA are the best countries on earth
3. Rossi-bopperism is a global epidemic that must be cured with facts.
<span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%Operating Strategy
1. Blind Support
2. Psy-ops
3. Hyperbolic rationality
1. From now on whenver Stoner or Hayden win a race we need at least 1 toot.gif from every Hayden/Stoner fan. No more of this congrats garbage. I expect Japanese seizure robots and all caps typing. CSAWCV style.
2. a) The conspiracy theory has been a smashing success thanks in large part to all the people who have supported it and helped it blossom from a tiny allegation about equipment to MotoGP=WWF. As long as the conspiracy cannot be proved/disproved it will loom like a dark cloud over Valentino Rossi's 2009 title defense. Keep up the good work. Allegations about the authenticity of the control tire will be our talking point unless Casey/Nicky start winning next season.
b ) we need to engage in more psychological ops against Rossi-boppers. I suggest we all make secondary accounts that serve as aliases. Use a rider on the the way out of MotoGP. The first word should be some type of superlative. Use alliteration/assonance in the username. Fire baseless attacks on the Rossi-boppers then flame your alias with your real account. It will build rapport with other members.
c) Rossi-boppers live by empirical evidence. Rossi wins therefore Rossi is the best. Use empirical evidence in all psychological operations. It will distort their view of reality and cause them to lose their bearings.
3. Hyperbole is our most important strategic tool. If Casey or Nicky puts Rossi in the hedge it was a tough racing maneuver. Whenever Rossi makes a pass it was a reckless assault on our riders' championship hopes. Actually, it was very nearly lethal if you do the physics.
Please submit a request for membership by replying to this thread. We will assign positions and form caucuses.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mylexicon @ Oct 3 2008, 03:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>16 members
That's quite a good turn out.
Anyway I've decided I'm going to be 1st Congressional Cobra Commander. I represent the black ops/psy ops caucus. We monitor congressional progress by observing shifts in perception and truth. When Rossi is not the champion of 2008 our caucus will be dissolved.
My alias: MagnanimousMarco33
Anyway, I'd like to make a motion that this 1st Congress remain solvent until the first round at Qatar and that it focus primarily on post season testing of the GP9, the corrective surgeries to Casey Stoner and Nicky Hayden, and the first race at Qatar on April 12th, 2008.
Welcome aboard!
.... Lex and you say that Rossi fans are living in a fantasy world
ye guys are so sad
<span style="color:#FFFF00<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%GET OVER IT
A red Ducati Marlboro on every rostrum. A unified fanbase for the two riders who need populist support to counteract the devious underhanded dealings of DORNA.
<span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%Mission
To further MotoGP with unwaivering support for Stoner/Hayden/Marlboro Ducati by spreading mass confusion (facts) amongst the Rossi-boppers.
<span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%Values
1. Desmodromic valve actuation is the best form of valve actuation in the world
2. Countries whose international abbreviations contain the letters SUA are the best countries on earth
3. Rossi-bopperism is a global epidemic that must be cured with facts.
<span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%Operating Strategy
1. Blind Support
2. Psy-ops
3. Hyperbolic rationality
1. From now on whenver Stoner or Hayden win a race we need at least 1 toot.gif from every Hayden/Stoner fan. No more of this congrats garbage. I expect Japanese seizure robots and all caps typing. CSAWCV style.
2. a) The conspiracy theory has been a smashing success thanks in large part to all the people who have supported it and helped it blossom from a tiny allegation about equipment to MotoGP=WWF. As long as the conspiracy cannot be proved/disproved it will loom like a dark cloud over Valentino Rossi's 2009 title defense. Keep up the good work. Allegations about the authenticity of the control tire will be our talking point unless Casey/Nicky start winning next season.
b ) we need to engage in more psychological ops against Rossi-boppers. I suggest we all make secondary accounts that serve as aliases. Use a rider on the the way out of MotoGP. The first word should be some type of superlative. Use alliteration/assonance in the username. Fire baseless attacks on the Rossi-boppers then flame your alias with your real account. It will build rapport with other members.
c) Rossi-boppers live by empirical evidence. Rossi wins therefore Rossi is the best. Use empirical evidence in all psychological operations. It will distort their view of reality and cause them to lose their bearings.
3. Hyperbole is our most important strategic tool. If Casey or Nicky puts Rossi in the hedge it was a tough racing maneuver. Whenever Rossi makes a pass it was a reckless assault on our riders' championship hopes. Actually, it was very nearly lethal if you do the physics.
Please submit a request for membership by replying to this thread. We will assign positions and form caucuses.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mylexicon @ Oct 3 2008, 03:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>16 members
That's quite a good turn out.
Anyway I've decided I'm going to be 1st Congressional Cobra Commander. I represent the black ops/psy ops caucus. We monitor congressional progress by observing shifts in perception and truth. When Rossi is not the champion of 2008 our caucus will be dissolved.
My alias: MagnanimousMarco33
Anyway, I'd like to make a motion that this 1st Congress remain solvent until the first round at Qatar and that it focus primarily on post season testing of the GP9, the corrective surgeries to Casey Stoner and Nicky Hayden, and the first race at Qatar on April 12th, 2008.
Welcome aboard!
.... Lex and you say that Rossi fans are living in a fantasy world
<span style="color:#FFFF00<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%GET OVER IT
I propose that all posts such as the one above (sorry, two above, thanks torro
) be marked with a rainbow and ballerina skirt. And the poster be mocked accordingly.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Traverser @ Oct 3 2008, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Why a congress? You want the rossi boppers to rub it in your faces <span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%officially next season???
Congress my ..., they just signed themselves up as Stoner/Hayden/Ducati boppers
What a bunch of fanboys
Congress my ..., they just signed themselves up as Stoner/Hayden/Ducati boppers
What a bunch of fanboys
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (R1 SF @ Oct 3 2008, 08:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>What a bunch of fanboys
Is that supposed to be an insult?
I'm a fangirl and damn proud of it
Is that supposed to be an insult?
I'm a fangirl and damn proud of it
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Helix @ Oct 3 2008, 03:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Is that supposed to be an insult?
I'm a fangirl and damn proud of it
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I'm a fangirl and damn proud of it
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Helix @ Oct 3 2008, 09:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Is that supposed to be an insult?
I'm a fangirl and damn proud of it
I don't know ask Lex and Co. they throw it about enough
I'm a fangirl and damn proud of it
I don't know ask Lex and Co. they throw it about enough
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (R1 SF @ Oct 3 2008, 06:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>.... Lex and you say that Rossi fans are living in a fantasy world
ye guys are so sad
<span style="color:#FFFF00<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%GET OVER IT
There will always be a Place At The Table for you R1 SF.
If you ever wanna come back from The Dark Side, and join us Freedom Fighters, for a more fair Motogp in 2009
<span style="color:#FFFF00<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%GET OVER IT
There will always be a Place At The Table for you R1 SF.
If you ever wanna come back from The Dark Side, and join us Freedom Fighters, for a more fair Motogp in 2009
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (stoner27 @ Oct 4 2008, 12:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>There will always be a Place At The Table for you R1 SF.
If you ever wanna come back from The Dark Side, and join us Freedom Fighters, for a more fair Motogp in 2009
Is that not the idea of the CT, I'm going to wait and see how it pans out on track
Lex I found a pic that can be used for your campaign
If you ever wanna come back from The Dark Side, and join us Freedom Fighters, for a more fair Motogp in 2009
Is that not the idea of the CT, I'm going to wait and see how it pans out on track
Lex I found a pic that can be used for your campaign
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