1st Transcontinental Stoner/Hayden Congress

Winner of best post.

You amaze me with your creativity, even though half or your crap is just that, crap, it still entertains the hell out of me. First rule of Lex Club ... Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you.

Congrats, oh wait....

Mark me down. I would like to be a member of Congress and Chief Community Organizer Call me if you need me

Edit:

Good stuff

I might have to join the club.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mylexicon @ Oct 2 2008, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%Vision
A red Ducati Marlboro on every rostrum. A unified fanbase for the two riders who need populist support to counteract the devious underhanded dealings of DORNA.

<span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%Mission
To further MotoGP with unwaivering support for Stoner/Hayden/Marlboro Ducati by spreading mass confusion (facts) amongst the Rossi-boppers.

<span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%Values
1. Desmodromic valve actuation is the best form of valve actuation in the world
2. Countries whose international abbreviations contain the letters SUA are the best countries on earth
3. Rossi-bopperism is a global epidemic that must be cured with facts.

<span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%Operating Strategy
1. Blind Support
2. Psy-ops
3. Hyperbolic rationality

1. From now on whenver Stoner or Hayden win a race we need at least 1 toot.gif from every Hayden/Stoner fan. No more of this congrats garbage. I expect Japanese seizure robots and all caps typing. CSAWCV style.

2. a) The conspiracy theory has been a smashing success thanks in large part to all the people who have supported it and helped it blossom from a tiny allegation about equipment to MotoGP=WWF. As long as the conspiracy cannot be proved/disproved it will loom like a dark cloud over Valentino Rossi's 2009 title defense. Keep up the good work. Allegations about the authenticity of the control tire will be our talking point unless Casey/Nicky start winning next season.

b ) we need to engage in more psychological ops against Rossi-boppers. I suggest we all make secondary accounts that serve as aliases. Use a rider on the the way out of MotoGP. The first word should be some type of superlative. Use alliteration/assonance in the username. Fire baseless attacks on the Rossi-boppers then flame your alias with your real account. It will build rapport with other members.

c) Rossi-boppers live by empirical evidence. Rossi wins therefore Rossi is the best. Use empirical evidence in all psychological operations. It will distort their view of reality and cause them to lose their bearings.

3. Hyperbole is our most important strategic tool. If Casey or Nicky puts Rossi in the hedge it was a tough racing maneuver. Whenever Rossi makes a pass it was a reckless assault on our riders' championship hopes. Actually, it was very nearly lethal if you do the physics.



Please submit a request for membership by replying to this thread. We will assign positions and form caucuses.

Im in Lex... NO WORRIES

First rule of business, Get rid of 1 tyre rule.
Then Remove of Ezpeleta from all Major Decisions..

WE WILL RULE THE WORLD

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE <div class='quotemain'>Mission
To further MotoGP with unwaivering support for Stoner/Hayden/Marlboro Ducati by spreading mass confusion (facts) amongst the Rossi-boppers.

facts, thats funny coming from you

GreatGuintoli reporting!

Oh .... I guess I need to keep that secret.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (roger-m @ Oct 3 2008, 12:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>facts, thats funny coming from you

......., you have WAAAY toooo much time on your hands Lex.

But I'll join. Fuckit.

GIVE ME HAYDEN OR GIVE ME DEATH!

Although I am seeking speaker of the house I want to make sure my intentions are true and very UNBIASED even though I have a deep affinity for Ducati in my heart. More so I have a deeper affinity for the truth and good racing. As we move towards the end of the season we look forward to the new season of uncertainty due to the new tire rules. It is my hope that the racing will not suffer and the racing will be close but most of all FAIR. This congress shall enact a new policy of NO tolerance of Rossi boppers as it was put. I for one will be a fan of Valentino Rossi forever as many of us will be because of his amazing accomplishments. However we will be aware of those and quick to point out those who make excuses and spread disinformation about the championship. Thank you and God Bless.

Count me in. I am all about TEAM RED.

Super? Are you out there? I think that you were called out - pretty loudly at that.

as a member has said, it was an entertaining read

Should this not be the "Trans-Pacific Congress.... "? ...... headquartered in say Fiji or Tahiti?

You a a very special person Lex!

I'm in, actually looking for a position on the board if possible.

The CEO of Internet "Why not let Ducati have Michelin" support group.

I like the prospectus and I'd like to think I'm sufficiently full of .... and capable of extraordinarily verbose outbursts as well.

Remember we did avert the single tyre rule last season! From that point it was just about the racing wasn’t it…

<span style="font-family:Impact<span style="font-size:24pt;line-height:100%I hear and obey.....

count me in

Mid-summer/winter meeting in Tahiti anyone?

reporting for duty sir.