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Your body's writing cheques your ego can't cash son.



I'm on a film quote roll.
 
.... this, .... that, .... her, .... her again, .... it, ......, fuckety, ......., fucketer, fuckatron, .... you, .....











This is the .... that doesn't end

Yes it just ..... and ..... my friends,

Somebody, started ....... it

Not ....... what it was

And they'll continue ....... it forever just because....



This is the .... that doesn't end

Yes it just ..... and ..... my friends,

Somebody, started ....... it

Not ....... what it was

And they'll continue ....... it forever just because....



This is the .... that doesn't end

Yes it just ..... and ..... my friends,

Somebody, started ....... it

Not ....... what it was

And they'll continue ....... it forever just because....
 
Fucketer, I've never heard that before, it will be my word of the day.
 
Rossi was great, but this year he's proved he's a ....... quitter unless the bike is competitive.
 
Fuckateer, a person who...whatever in a band of merry ..... (usually who should be splayed with blunt axes)
 
Fuckatron is my favorite, I'm going to use that one for the rest of my life.



I'm a traditionalist - ....-knuckle, ....... - but I'm in with the cool kids too, I've taken back ........
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How about the term ......, which is what Rossi and most of his glory hound boppers are
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A couple of months old now, but just happened on this Gazetta article that I hadn't seen before:


 
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The roar of Valentino Rossi "I need to win at least one"

Milano, 26 January 2013

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW. “I’ll finish in the top three with Yamaha but it will be difficult to beat Lorenzo. Marriage? I don’t think so. I came back ‘younger’ from Ducati. It’s good that Biaggi is commentating on TV.”

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<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Valentino uses the adjective ‘excited’ a few times his chat in Indonsia, and the fire that burns within him is evident in every response. It’s a new adventure and almost a new career for him despite the nine world titles he’s already won. Success will be unlikely, as with all things considered it’s difficult to see him winning at the age of 34 after two torpid years at Ducati that saw his young adversaries develop and grow in competence and character. Fortunately for him, sport isn’t an exact science and, even while keeping his cards close to his chest, he’s sure that history can repeat itself.
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Rossi, how did you wake up on 1st January?

"Relieved? (laughter). But seriously, the beginning of the year is always special. I’d say I was excited.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;How have you been over the winter?

“Good. Better than the last few years. Above all 2010 when I had the operation on my shoulder which was no laughing matter. Now I am ready and in form.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;You’ve been out on the Ranch a lot. Was that just for enjoyment or was it a precise programme of preparation?

“It was preparation for me to be ready. Our track is very enjoyable and is now ready for the official inauguration.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;A verdict on Rossi the rider?

“I’m at a certain age now but I feel good and am very motivated. I know it will be difficult to come back after two disappointing years but I’ll do better with Yamaha.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Is it just the rider that needs to settle in or is it necessary for the team as well?

"It will be easier for them. I need to settle in the most.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;What kind of Yamaha do you expect?

“When I tried the bike at the end of last season I found it to be good. Its acceleration has improved a lot. It’s currently at 1000 but you can sense the progression. It will be difficult because Honda are motivated and were strong in the last few races. However, the M1 is competitive.
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Lorenzo is a difficult teammate. Was it better that you knew each other or would you have had fewer problems with someone else?

"It was better to know each other. We’re both experienced, so we know what to expect. He was a difficult partner but then, so am I. Even though we had problems in the team we still won everything.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Lorenzo’s even better now. How will you beat him?

”It will be tough. His strong point is that he knows the Yamaha well and is better at riding it. I’ll have to settle in bit by bit. More than watching what he’s doing I’ll have to get my bike right, motivate the team, and get onto the podium as soon as possible. It will take time to beat Lorenzo: he’ll be quicker at the start.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Do you know what went wrong at Ducati?

”We didn’t manage to adapt the bike to my style of riding, and visa-versa.
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Your relationship with the engineer Preziosi went from very good to very cold.

I’m disappointed for both of us that it went how it did: MotoGP was the most important thing in my life. We started out in agreement as did everyone at Ducati. The problem was the results. I would go to dinner with Filippo and I’m disappointed he’s kept his distance. In these situations someone has to go. I left and they made him leave.
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;You spoke of requests that were not granted and unfulfilled promises on bike modifications…

“Filippo told me that he would be ready to modify the Ducati according to my advice to make the bike competitive. But all the time they were thinking that if they put me on a bike and I made fewer mistakes than Stoner, it would be enough to win. We didn’t manage it.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;The Technical Director Burgess has accused Ducati of not working hard enough: is that an unjust statement given the quantity of work done?

"Exactly. It’s not true that they didn’t work. The issue was that the problems we had at the start were never resolved.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;What have you left behind at Ducati?

“I’ve left a bike that’s still difficult to take to the limits and that never feels under control. However, they have good riders and they can do well. We’ll have to see what route Audi take to improve the bike.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Have these last two negative years influenced your private life?

“If I have changed it’s been for the better. But I don’t think I have. I’ve come through the worst period of my career, but I’ve matured a bit. I’ve had quite a few good years and as you get older there are fewer surprises because you understand better what happens in sport. I have a well-balanced private life: that was the case before Ducati and it’s still the case now.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;There was an important sentimental change for you in 2012.

“I left my girlfriend. What happened on the track was of no influence, even though it doesn’t help if things are not going well at work. You become less relaxed and your relationship with your partner makes everything more difficult.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;You have La Gazzetta to thank for getting together with Linda, she says?

”I will always be grateful to La Gazzetta. She did some work for their Sportsweek magazine and in her profile she said that I was her favourite sportsperson. My ‘informants’ came and told me and when I saw the pictures I thought I’d look her up. I found her and we started communicating. But it’s been a long story.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;You’re almost 34 now: are you ready to get married?

“No I’m not ready and I don’t want to get married. I’ll only do it if I can’t say no.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;And children? You’re an ‘uncle’ of Uccio’s child…

“In the last few months I’ve become uncle 3 or 4 times. As well as Uccio there’s also Carlo (his trainer) and another. I’m with them a lot and can see how they change your life."
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Simoncelli would have been 26 a few days ago. What are your memories of that terrible Sunday.

“Very terrible memories. Fortunately it hasn’t caused me to stop racing. But there’s a great void now.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;And memories of Marco?

“Great memories. I always think of him. I have regrets of not being able to spend more time with him.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;There have been changes in your working arrangements as well. You’ve left the agency that dealt with your merchandising and you now do that yourself. Is there a future for you as an entrepreneur?

“I’ve started doing different things. I like and enjoy that, but never with the motorcycling.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Have you thought about retiring or do you want to keep riding and winning like you ‘friend’ Biaggi at 41 years-old?

“I’ll keep riding as long as I enjoy it. That is to say for as long as I’m competitive. I don’t think about retirement.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Have you thought about making up with Max?

“He’s not the enemy he was before. We’ve buried the hatchet.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Would you like to go into commentating after you finish riding in MotoGP?

“Very much so. It could be enjoyable.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Italians will go to the polls soon. What do you think of the situation?

“I returned to Italy in 2007 but I didn’t vote last time. It looks to me like a negative situation and I might not even vote this time as I don’t have faith in any of them. We’re not doing well and it’s useless voting for one or the other. The system needs changing.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Returning to the track, how has your Yamaha adventure started out?

“It’s going well. It’s good to get back to family. Everyone’s happy that I’m back here again. We’ll have to wait for the test at Sepang. I’m very excited. In any case going to Ducati was positive and I’m more motivated than I would have been if I’d stayed at Yamaha. Maybe I’ve become younger!”.
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Does being mentally relaxed and motivated to get off to a good start assist you as a rider?

“Yes. Above all you need to be fairly relaxed in life. When you’re younger things don’t bother you so much. As you get older everything needs to be in place for you to go quickly.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Will it be tough to have the pace you had before?

“It will be difficult to go as strongly as Pedrosa and Jorge consistently. I’ll have to make a real effort. I still don’t know my potential with the M1. It will be more competitive but I don’t know if it will be good enough just to finish fourth, or on the podium, or to win outright.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Would it be better to be second behind Jorge, or third behind the two Hondas?

"Second behind Jorge".
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Would not winning a GP be a big disappointment?

“Yes. The objective is to win a GP, which I’ve not done since 2010. If I didn’t win but was on the podium every Sunday it might be ok. But a victory would be the watershed.”
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;Where will you come in the World Championship?

“It’s difficult to say. I’d like to have plenty of podium finishes. At least 10, and to finish in the top three in the Championship."
<p style="font-style:inherit;font-size:1.5em;font-family:inherit;What do you see happening in Qatar?

“A podium finish. Even if I’m not competitive with Lorenzo and Pedrosa, I need to try to be not far behind them. And it’s still to be seen how Marquez will do” 
 
And Rossi on Austin:


 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;By all accounts, the brand new Circuit of the Americas in Austin, Texas is outstanding.
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;F1 cars were the first to try out the track in November of last year, and the initial reviews were glowing; its undulating length was hailed by most drivers as challenging, but fun.
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;From March 12-14 the factory Yamaha and Honda <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;MotoGP teams will head to the Texas track, with Satellite team <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;LCR Honda in tow, for a three-day private test.
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;It will be the first time any of <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;MotoGP's premier riders see the circuit. Consequently, it will provide a completely level playing field—one that Valentino <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Rossi believes will give him a better grasp of where he and his M1 stand in relation to his teammate and the <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Repsol Honda machines.
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;In his triumphant return to a competitive machine, <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Rossi finished the first <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Sepang test third fastest. In the second test, thanks to his M1's seeming reluctance to change the accursed nature that resulted in a nightmarish 2012 season for Ben Spies, <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Rossi finished fifth fastest, .78 seconds behind his teammate and reigning world champion, Jorge Lorenzo. But, had he not been dogged by bad luck throughout the three-day test, there is no reason to believe <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Rossi would not have been just as close to the leaders as he was in the first go-around.
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;Historically, <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Rossi has ridden well at <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Sepang. The same holds true for <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Jerez, the site of the last remaining preseason test after Austin. Because all of the riders will essentially be starting from square one when they get to <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;COTA, <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Rossi will be able to gauge his and his bike's performance against the others without qualifiers.
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;Here is what <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Rossi had to say about the test (per <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;motorcyclenews.com): 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;<span style="background-color:transparent;font-style:italic;font-size:12px;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif;Austin is the more difficult test for me because I expect to be competitive in<span style="background-color:transparent;font-style:italic;font-size:12px;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif;margin:0px;Jerez<span style="background-color:transparent;font-style:italic;font-size:12px;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; but Austin we don't know. In my mind I think I am competitive in<span style="background-color:transparent;font-style:italic;font-size:12px;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif;margin:0px;Sepang<span style="background-color:transparent;font-style:italic;font-size:12px;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; and the M1 is always very fast there. I think and I hope it will be the same story in <span style="background-color:transparent;font-style:italic;font-size:12px;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif;margin:0px;Jerez<span style="background-color:transparent;font-style:italic;font-size:12px;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif;, which is a very good track for the M1 and me.
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;<span style="background-color:transparent;font-style:italic;font-size:12px;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif;A<span style="background-color:transparent;font-style:italic;font-size:12px;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif;ustin will be another story because it is a new track. I have never seen it so it will be the most difficult test to understand our performance at a track that is maybe not positive for us. It will be a very important test to understand the level of the bike and the track.
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;The track itself has dramatic elevation changes, an abundance of blind apexes and an uncommon mix of both technical and fast sectors. 
<p style="font-size:16px;color:rgb(55,55,55);font-family:'Droid Sans', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;It will be interesting to see which of the riders adapts quickest to the completely foreign circuit and  posts the best time on day one. To bet against the 34-year old <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;Rossi, and his 13 years of grand <span style="margin:0px;background-color:transparent;prix experience, would be unwise.
 
Careful. That and the Ducati in your garage and you will achieve bopper status. You and Junkie can go and ride your wee Ducati's together... he can pretend to be Hayden (shouldn't be hard - if his riding is even half as good, you will wipe the floor with him) and you can pretend to be me :)
 
I compared Rossi to an old boxer at the start of this thread and reading back through it its funny to read how many said he would be back on top if he got a factory Yamaha or Honda.
 
thedeal
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Before i get a kicking have a think.


He is making the Ducati look worse than it is and here is why.


We are watching a legend in decline and i dont believe his results on a Yamaha or Honda will be massively better,i remember the days when he got a ten second penelty and still won by a mile or could toy with Gibbers and then dissapear but with zillions in the bank and a life style to die for i dont believe the motivation is still there,watching the king post a quick time being towed by Pedro and Nicky's pace yesterday shows the Ducati works ok. Ive been watching GP for over thirty years and we have seen this many times,i remember Randy Mamola's last years and they were very similar he could get a good time on the Cagiva with a tow or in the wet were his experience shone through as does Rossi and like the current situation the Cagiva was blamed but Randy got a factory Yamaha and Bud sponsership and nothing changed but Lawson and Kozinski got on the Cagiva and won,it has been awsome to have watched Rossi at the peek of his powers and i think he is the best ever but its over,maybe a win and a few podiums on another bike but not another title,as a foot note if Cal jumps on the Ducati we will see some fireworks.


If anything Ducati is making him look bad. Now that Rossi is back with Yamaha Ducati still sucks.
 
VROSSI46
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If anything Ducati is making him look bad. Now that Rossi is back with Yamaha Ducati still sucks.


And now Rossi is back on a Yamaha he still sucks.
 
It's the age, man...


Only hardcore haters (and ironically many of his fans) insist in ignoring that Valentino is now 34.


In spite of the fact that they are generally older than him, and should know better.


:D
 
J4rn0
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It's the age, man...


Only hardcore haters (and ironically many of his fans) insist in ignoring that Valentino is now 34.


In spite of the fact that they are generally older than him, and should know better.


:D


/thread
 
J4rn0
3544371371924415

It's the age, man...

Only hardcore haters (and ironically many of his fans) insist in ignoring that Valentino is now 34.

In spite of the fact that they are generally older than him, and should know better.

:D


one way to look at it too that never ceases to spin me out, is what were you doing when VR first came on the scene? I was in high school and that seems like a lifetime ago!
 
thedeal
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And now Rossi is back on a Yamaha he still sucks.


How could you say Rossi sucks. You must be a rookie. Watch some videos and read about the man they call DOCTOR.
 

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