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LOL, My wife said the same thing..any rider that crashes should have to do a running race.
 
I completely forgot I have a signed Cal "I quit at the wrong time" Crutchlow Ducati print. I am willing to give it to the end of year winner of this contest, since I value my Dovi print a lot more.
 
Rnz520 said:
I completely forgot I have a signed Cal "I quit at the wrong time" Crutchlow Ducati print. I am willing to give it to the end of year winner of this contest, since I value my Dovi print a lot more.
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Dude! thats a proper grand prize! I'd like to frame it with a montage of all his best yard sales.
 
pyeman said:
It always was a bit dodgy around Hillfields,you've got local knowledge where are you from?.
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I just work here - run the gauntlet of the M69 every day. I know Greymouth quite well too.

Anyway, at least you got to see Huckerby before you emigrated.
 
Arrabbiata1 said:
I just work here - run the gauntlet of the M69 every day. I know Greymouth quite well too.

Anyway, at least you got to see Huckerby before you emigrated.
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It's a small world dude,i live just up the road from Greymouth,that coast road is a great biking road if you keep one eye out for the tourists driving camper vans on the wrong side of the road.
 
pyeman said:
It's a small world dude,i live just up the road from Greymouth,that coast road is a great biking road if you keep one eye out for the tourists driving camper vans on the wrong side of the road.
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Yeah, I remember you saying. Last time I was there I caught the train over Arthurs Pass and drove south to Franz Josef. The only thing you see on the road is RVs. I'd love to ride it though. So many great biking roads in the South Island.
 
Time to get your bets in folks. Rnz comes into Austin with a 1 point lead. Since he was last weeks winner, RNZ get first choice of lap. If anyone picks the lap he wants, he gets to void it and make them choose again. Also the previous weeks winner can earn a bonus point. RNZ, You can choose Crutchlow and another rider on the grid that you think will crash. If he crashes you earn 1 bonus point.
Yeehaw. Everythings bigger in Texas....including highsides
 
There aren't enough cows or kangaroos in this world to make the amount of leather he's going to burn through this weekend. I have my ideas as to when he will go down this weekend but Ill wait until fp to see where he enjoys tossing money down the road.
 
Crash: yes (easy point)
Lap: 8
Excuse: slower riders in front of him
Expression: dismay, both hands up pointed to sky
 
MdubSTYLIE said:
There aren't enough cows or kangaroos in this world to make the amount of leather he's going to burn through this weekend. I have my ideas as to when he will go down this weekend but Ill wait until fp to see where he enjoys tossing money down the road.
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He went down twice in one race. Actually one time each in two mini races. Remember when he got pissy because Dovi paid for his own brakes? I think Crunchy should pay for his own breaks too.
 
Oops sorry guys, took a while due to work. OK, so I was on the fence but I'll go ahead and say Cal will go down this weekend, lap 15.
My bonus fall will be Pol Espargaro, and just for the sake of it on lap 10. Man I dislike little Pol sometimes.
Cal will go ahead and blame the Michelin front for a lowside, calling on Michelin to recall them due to safety reasons and because of a faulty tire he should get his points for the race anyways.
 
I'll go out on a limb and say Crashy will go down on lap 1.
 
Crashy will go down on lap 6, just walking away from the bike, arms waving. He will blame the tyres and say that if it wasn't for them pesky tyres, he would have definitely been on the podium.
 
Haha, that's it Cal is definitely jinxed now. That last corner is gonna getcha Crutchy.
 
Cal's going to go down in the triple right-hander section of T16-18.

The front end is just going to wash away when a fly splatters into his visor momentarily distracting him and he slides across the run-off area while his bike pirouettes into a thousand pieces. Then he will get up and point gesticulate wildly at the track blaming some apparition for his misfortune.

His post-race interview will be conducted much in the same manner as every interview with Danica Patrick is. Cal will make a series of statements about how the team really nailed the setup this weekend, and he just doesn't understand what went wrong...he just needed a few more laps to make the jump from 9th up to 4th or better...yet the gods conspired against his greatness again.
 

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