The Crashy Crutchlow Game

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Last chance to get in this week. I'm regretting betting lap 12, I don't see how he could possibly make it the long.

Tires lap 12 he will get up look at the sky make two fist pull them toward himself as he hunches over making and obvious guttural scream.
 
Great thread JK, sure to be a classic!

Argentina GP

Crash: yes
Lap: 11 (after the mandatory pit stop).
Excuse: Cold tires
Expression: WTF, both hands in the air
 
Yes to crash, he'll bag it early, lap 2, blame it on a slick track with traffic and walks away looking dejected while looking at the bike.
 
Oh I got an idea. On every race, one of the participants sends a prize directly to the Winner. Prize can be anything as long as it's legal to send. I say the more ridiculous, the better. :)

I'll volunteer for next week for Austin if you guys are up for it.
 
There's enough damp spots on track that I can see Cuntslow ripping open the throttle at the wrong spot and high-siding around lap 4. Then he will swear the ECU got lost on the circuit and thought it was at a different corner.
 
Last chance to get in folks. Im adding some sweet Miami flacca to the pot.
Mick D. Thats right up your alley
 
corner one lap two. I think someone said lap two. He's back up cane we have another winner?
 
Ianonne and Miller haven't earned it yet. It takes years of constant Depuniet type riding to get a thread like this.

Well Bautista has a more impressive 'track record' than Cal in my opinion and would be a better candidate for this thread (were it not the Crutchlow's repertoire of dubious excuses). Not even Ruben Xaus managed to crash in the pit lane - even though DeAngelis did his best to pull it off last year.
 

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