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Arrabbiata1 said:
Well Bautista has a more impressive 'track record' than Cal in my opinion and would be a better candidate for this thread (were it not the Crutchlow's repertoire of dubious excuses). Not even Ruben Xaus managed to crash in the pit lane - even though DeAngelis did his best to pull it off last year.
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Yea but none of those threads would get a rise out of you Brits.
 
Cool Blue said:
I thought Rolf Harris already had that gig...
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Rolf is an Australian, made me chuckle when I heard he was a very good swimmer back in the day, maybe he wasn't a swimmer at all and they misheard him when he said he liked the breaststroke.
 
I really want to like Cal being a Brit, but his mouth is writing cheques his body cannot cash.
 
AntG said:
Well spank my ... and call me sally, he actually admitted fault?
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It's my fault, Cal said, I crashed because Lorenzo was too slow then Bradley was too slow, then the white line snuck up on me. Without the slow riders 'in front of me' and two crashes I would have been on the podium.
 
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I think Crash.net should sponsor Crutchlow, would be an apt sponsor.
 
Jumkie said:
It's my fault, Cal said, I crashed because Lorenzo was too slow then Bradley was too slow, then the white line snuck up on me. Without the slow riders 'in front of me' and two crashes I would have been on the podium.
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Blame another rider would be this weeks bonus point. I can't wait til next round to see what new way he comes up with to cost LCR millions.
 
Lucio always suffers the short straw, he's already seen Casey and Randy throw his bikes at the scenery multiple times, now he's got the double act of Jack and Cal.
 
AntG said:
Lucio always suffers the short straw, he's already seen Casey and Randy throw his bikes at the scenery multiple times, now he's got the double act of Jack and Cal.
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I'm starting to wonder if his team is some kind of insurance fraud.
 
Arrabbiata1 said:
You're from Cov?
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Yes indeed,and unlike like that glory hunting prick i support Coventry City and not Manchester United even though they're .....,[different sport i know, but just another reason why i love to seem him crash], I emigrated to NZ 11
years ago.
 

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