The Crashy Crutchlow Game

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MdubSTYLIE said:
Cal doesn't stand a chance at sausagering. He will will toss it down the road as soon as possible so he can start his holiday with some German beer. Lap 2. Cause will be driving miss daisy on his yamaha. He will run to the nearest beer stand.
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Siting lap. DNS.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
I predict he will crash at 5a.m. after his 50th beer. Hopefully not down a flight of stairs.
 
Cuntslow's ego will never crash.

Well done to finish on podium.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
Crutchlow rode well.

In his own head I'm sure he thinks he won, cos he is brilliant you know
 
Richy56 said:
Crutchlow rode well.

In his own head I'm sure he thinks he won, cos he is brilliant you know
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Yeah,that was a good ride from Cuntslow for once,after his early season form i was beginning to wonder how he managed to stay on his missus for long enough to get her pregnant.
 
pyeman said:
Yeah,that was a good ride from Cuntslow for once,after his early season form i was beginning to wonder how he managed to stay on his missus for long enough to get her pregnant.
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Perhaps she was in the saddle?
 
one of our members, who writes on a blog about bikes, has made a reference about this thread. should we thank him, or.....?


quote: On a forum in one of the darker corners of the internet, there is a discussion topic betting on when and where Cal Crutchlow will crash next. It is a very harsh take on Crutchlow's season so far, but like all such harsh takes, at its heart lies a grain of truth. Crutchlow has come off his bike 14 times so far this season, the most of any rider this year.


https://motomatters.com/analysis/2016/08/08/2016_motogp_mid_season_review_part_12_11.html
 
Lap 12 at Spielberg, lose it under braking for turn 3. Will walk away and then ..... about safety of the turn.
 
gekko1ro said:
one of our members, who writes on a blog about bikes, has made a reference about this thread. should we thank him, or.....?


quote: On a forum in one of the darker corners of the internet, there is a discussion topic betting on when and where Cal Crutchlow will crash next. It is a very harsh take on Crutchlow's season so far, but like all such harsh takes, at its heart lies a grain of truth. Crutchlow has come off his bike 14 times so far this season, the most of any rider this year.


https://motomatters.com/analysis/2016/08/08/2016_motogp_mid_season_review_part_12_11.html
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If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
Lap 8
Front tire
Points to sky as if it's God's fault

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
gekko1ro said:
one of our members, who writes on a blog about bikes, has made a reference about this thread. should we thank him, or.....?


quote: On a forum in one of the darker corners of the internet, there is a discussion topic betting on when and where Cal Crutchlow will crash next. It is a very harsh take on Crutchlow's season so far, but like all such harsh takes, at its heart lies a grain of truth. Crutchlow has come off his bike 14 times so far this season, the most of any rider this year.


https://motomatters.com/analysis/2016/08/08/2016_motogp_mid_season_review_part_12_11.html
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....,i didn't realise this was a dark corner,that actually sounds like a good excuse for Cuntslow next time he bins it.
 

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