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Thank you Race Direction for possibly saving Cuntslow from an eminent crash. Taking him out of his standard rhythm was genius. Race Direction is really starting to take track safety seriously. Keep riders from harming themselves.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
Jumkie said:
Thank you Race Direction for possibly saving Cuntslow from an eminent crash. Taking him out of his standard rhythm was genius. Race Direction is really starting to take track safety seriously. Keep riders from harming themselves.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
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They'd better have a word with Miller then
 
Awesome win by 'Crutch'low. Seems like the usual gobshite suspects in this thread don't have anything to say for once? Thank ...., perhaps they've grown a few pubes.
 
JayTM said:
Awesome win by 'Crutch'low. Seems like the usual gobshite suspects in this thread don't have anything to say for once? Thank ...., perhaps they've grown a few pubes.
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Good luck to Cal, I have always liked him and thought he had this sort of performance in him a few years ago.

While I have never previously engaged in this thread, criticism of him as having a tendency to crash is not entirely without a basis in recent years, although the Hondas he has been riding do on all evidence seem to have been very difficult bikes with the likes of Marc Marquez also managing to serially crash last year.
 
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JayTM said:
Awesome win by 'Crutch'low. Seems like the usual gobshite suspects in this thread don't have anything to say for once? Thank ...., perhaps they've grown a few pubes.
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2 posts in 4 months? you don't usually have much to say yourself do you?,well done to him,a great result in the wet, and as an Englishman myself who remembers that Barry Sheene win 35 years ago it's great to see a Brit get a win even if i think he's a .... personally,oh and my pubes have long turned grey by the way.
 
JayTM said:
Awesome win by 'Crutch'low. Seems like the usual gobshite suspects in this thread don't have anything to say for once? Thank ...., perhaps they've grown a few pubes.
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You don't understand. We actually love crutchlow. Good for him!
 
JayTM said:
Awesome win by 'Crutch'low. Seems like the usual gobshite suspects in this thread don't have anything to say for once? Thank ...., perhaps they've grown a few pubes.
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Hi Jay Trademark. Look buddy, this thread is a joke. It's poking fun at Cal Crutchlow for crashing so much, which if you visit the first third of the season, he was doing with swiss watch regularity. Did you happen to see Mr. lucio chequinelo (too lazy to spell correctly) telling Cal to slow down? Why would a team owner tell his rider to slow dosn?

Look man, He won today on a tire gambling and the weather conspired in a perfect storm (no pun). Kudos to Cal.

Btw, next race prediction:

Lap 3 or 5.
Points to heaven in a gesture, why lord?
Blames slower riders in front of him.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
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Jumkie said:
Hi Jay Trademark. Look buddy, this thread is a joke. It's poking fun at Cal Crutchlow for crashing so much, which if you visit the first third of the season, he was doing with swiss watch regularity. Did you happen to see Mr. lucio chequinelo (too lazy to spell correctly) telling Cal to slow down? Why would a team owner tell his rider to slow dosn?

Look man, He won today on a tire gambling and the weather conspired in a perfect storm (no pun). Kudos to Cal.

Btw, next race prediction:

Lap 3 or 5.
Points to heaven in a gesture, why lord?
Blames slower riders in front of him.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
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The guys only been on here twice and he comes on to call us gobshites for having a sense of humour so he can .... right off for me,....... Cuntslow loving gobshite!.
 
Now we know what Calbert was saying to Lucy over the phone on the podium. Lucy sign into my account on the dark corner of the internet and tell them to eat .....

He will be back on form for his home race at Shiverstone. The brits love to over preform at home.
 
Lap 1
Points to sky, why god?
Blames slower riders in front of him.
Calls Lucy.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
Lap 10 to 12, while in eighth behind an Espargaro bro. Sticks out leg on brakes but realizes he is on outside of Espargaro bike with wrong leg out. Freaks - fists the brake - rear comes around and the rest is normal gravel for him. Shakes fist at Espargaro. Pulls out phone from ass with picture of baby on it.

"That ...... Espargaro parked it into the corner. He needs to learn how to brake. I would have won, if it wasn't for him toddling around."
 
Are we usual suspect gobshites still playing?....OK then, i'll go for lap 7 usual front end tuck, and his excuse will be "'I told Lucy to leave that bloody kid with the in laws,...... kept me awake all last night''
 
Lap 2 corner 1 pushing way to hard. Luckily thats the closest corner to Lucy so he will run to her open arms.
 

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