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Barbedwirebikerr said:
Does anyone twitter. I challenge crutchlow to come ride with me in the brt. Only yesterday had to deal with a fully involved; eventually destroyed house fire. Strong winds, 15 metres from thousands of acres of dry sugar cane fields. 20 metres from an agricultural shed that housed large amounts of a variety of unkown chemicals. Potential could have been catastrophic with many homes in the area. Six gas bottles and a fuel store at the back of garage, we could hear them venting gas; (a ....... good thing). Throw in distraught owners, electric lines down and being a weekend lots of children and observers. But yeah mate you ride bikes, so ....... what. I bet i could do your job; Cal, to a much higher standard than you could do mine.
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What's a brt???
 
Yamaha said:
Lol Crutchlow has said today that he could do better at most peoples jobs than they could at his, I'm betting i could crash a bike pretty well!
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Love to see him spend 12 hours a day, 5 days a week in a kitchen the cretin.
 
Lap 6
Inexplicably looses front end entering a corner
Shakes head and walks dejectedly towards the bike wagging his finger like it's all its fault
Post race comment: "It was chemtrails"
 
Yamaha said:
Lol Crutchlow has said today that he could do better at most peoples jobs than they could at his, I'm betting i could crash a bike pretty well!
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It's true for most athletes though, let's be honest.
 
As much as we are giving him .... is it possible his crashes are a result of trying to make up for lack of drive out of corners on the brakes? He can't do much if that's not the case, I'm not a Rabat fan and I know Miller is injured but there has to be a reason why the only two bikes those guys can beat are the Aprilias.
 
p4p1 said:
As much as we are giving him .... is it possible his crashes are a result of trying to make up for lack of drive out of corners on the brakes? He can't do much if that's not the case, I'm not a Rabat fan and I know Miller is injured but there has to be a reason why the only two bikes those guys can beat are the Aprilias.
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Sure its possible, and maybe even probable, but at some point, you have to make a decision. Do i take what the bike will give, or do i crash every race pushing it past its ability. I guess Cal isnt there yet.
 
OK, i'm getting in early here 'cos i just woke up from a brilliant dream i was having where the master of disaster goes down on the sighting lap,i actually woke up laughing!.
 
Lap 7, loses front on a fast off camber sweeper. Complete dejection walking to the wall.
 
Rnz520 said:
Lap 7, loses front on a fast off camber sweeper. Complete dejection walking to the wall.
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I was gonna go lap 7 as well,that seems to be his favourite,but my dream told me he won't even make the starting grid so i'll go with that.
 
Arrabiatta (1 or 2)...dunno what lap but as it's a fast corner I just hope he'll be ok.
 
down on lap 3 trying to stay with people who are better and faster than him. walks to the wall with no ..... given. another podium gone.
 
Catalunya

Lap 8
Face palm
Blames RCV


Content Warning: Look ....... (.)(.)
 

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