Silverstone MotoGP Meetup 2011

GatorDuc said:

After that, (the petrol station) I thought I was good. However, 8 mins later, the old colon spasms started again, I started to sweat, and Levi and I were talking too much about "needing to spray mud". So I asked him if we could change the subject b/c I was getting anxious and felt as if I needed to .... again. Then the diarrhea panic started (you know, that prehistoric reflex that sets in when you have to .... but have nowhere to relieve your self). I was in traffic, way past the petrol station, and kept thinking how would I clean myself if I squatted by the side of the road?....not to mention that my roadside .... would be world wide Powerslide news!! (Don't travel with Jum if you don't want an editorial on your travails the next day) My eyes were literally darting to and fro as I was wiping sweat from my brow, all the while looking for a relatively clandestine spot to make Pooh. Finally we get to the parking lot (after we missed the first exit off the carriage way ....... it!!) and I make a bee-line for the shitters. Bonnie asked, "aren't you coming up to the grand stand?", I answered as politely as I could to a lady I just met, "no thanks, I've got to .... again!." Sure enough, I made it to the toilets without incident. I quickly blasted out the last of the toxically-spicy Indian fare from its colonic dungeon and was good to go for the rest of the day! Whew.....I saved myself from Powerslide infamy. Now all I had to cope with was my private hell from residually spicy "Swamp Ass" for the rest of the day (as you can't properly cleanse your anus in a packed public restroom; I need baby wipes or paper towel with soap and water usually). Thank goodness it wasn't warm and humid outside, that makes for a much more unbearable swamp ass episode. God bless the frigid English summer!

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bonnielass said:

Would this be a good time to mention I ALWAYS carry BABYWIPES & LOO ROLL when attending this kind of event, you can never be to sure what suprises the amenities will hold in store for you!

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Geonerd said:

You crazy $!#@$%s call it a "LOO ROLL"

Hum, I think I know where Rog carries his!

That or just wear 5 pairs of shorts - extra insulation AND wiping power.

Careful, or the Yanks will start talking about "King George's Revenge."

(Montezuma's Revenge is what happens when yanks visit central or southern america and catch some horrible anal affliction.)

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bonnielass said:

Would this be a good time to mention I ALWAYS carry BABYWIPES & LOO ROLL when attending this kind of event, you can never be to sure what suprises the amenities will hold in store for you!

There is a lesson (#7 I think) to be learned here ALWAYS ASK! one can only say no.

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bonnielass said:

Would this be a good time to mention I ALWAYS carry BABYWIPES & LOO ROLL when attending this kind of event, you can never be to sure what suprises the amenities will hold in store for you!

There is a lesson (#7 I think) to be learned here ALWAYS ASK! one can only say no.

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somedamnwriter said:

wow....



that's all i can say, haha!

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GatorDuc said:

And Bonnie, you get a spanking next time I see you for not letting me know you had my beloved baby wipes stashed away. All the while my ....-pipe simmered and stewed in a curry slurry. Not very lady like.

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GatorDuc said:

And Bonnie, you get a spanking next time I see you for not letting me know you had my beloved baby wipes stashed away. All the while my ....-pipe simmered and stewed in a curry slurry. Not very lady like.

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chopperman said:

Shes getting all excited now

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GatorDuc said:

After that, (the petrol station) I thought I was good. However, 8 mins later, the old colon spasms started again, I started to sweat, and Levi and I were talking too much about "needing to spray mud". So I asked him if we could change the subject b/c I was getting anxious and felt as if I needed to .... again. Then the diarrhea panic started (you know, that prehistoric reflex that sets in when you have to .... but have nowhere to relieve your self). I was in traffic, way past the petrol station, and kept thinking how would I clean myself if I squatted by the side of the road?....not to mention that my roadside .... would be world wide Powerslide news!! (Don't travel with Jum if you don't want an editorial on your travails the next day) My eyes were literally darting to and fro as I was wiping sweat from my brow, all the while looking for a relatively clandestine spot to make Pooh. Finally we get to the parking lot (after we missed the first exit off the carriage way ....... it!!) and I make a bee-line for the shitters. Bonnie asked, "aren't you coming up to the grand stand?", I answered as politely as I could to a lady I just met, "no thanks, I've got to .... again!." Sure enough, I made it to the toilets without incident. I quickly blasted out the last of the toxically-spicy Indian fare from its colonic dungeon and was good to go for the rest of the day! Whew.....I saved myself from Powerslide infamy. Now all I had to cope with was my private hell from residually spicy "Swamp Ass" for the rest of the day (as you can't properly cleanse your anus in a packed public restroom; I need baby wipes or paper towel with soap and water usually). Thank goodness it wasn't warm and humid outside, that makes for a much more unbearable swamp ass episode. God bless the frigid English summer!

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Willski said:

Hahaha quality Gator....I just wish I knew you were leaking .... Mist all day from your swamp ass. I might have sat elsewhere

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Willski said:

Contained within the shiny silver bowl is a substance so dangerous it nearly wrecked this brave man's arse





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chopperman said:

I eat that for breakfast

breafcase ......s.

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chopperman said:

I eat that for breakfast

breafcase ......s.

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Jumkie said:

wow...



You've been absent a while. Does this thread leave you speechless? Hahaha.

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levigarrett said:

I'm gonna have to use this sometime!

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chopperman said:

come to the uk and .... your pants. litterally

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