ROGER & JUMKIES EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

What a great thread, should be the definate forum meet up thread of all time so far. Glad you had a fantastic time and came back in one piece Rog.

Would have luvved to seen those guys necking the cider haha, Jumkie sounds like the perfect host M8.

Great photos and stories.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (xx CURVE xx @ Jul 29 2008, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I'm in on the next one boys..no matter where it is


me too!!!!

Here are a few pics to give you guys an idea how we got the bikes to Laguna.

I live about 45 minutes from the airport that Roger flew into. Since its on the way to Laguna, we had to drive into the airport terminal with the RV and trailer full of 7 bikes! You should have seen the stares we got from the airport police. It was like, 'yo WTF?!?'
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the pics are great, but now you're making me feel lef out

Here are a few more pics kids.

As you look at them, ask yourself, what part of the track would I have to be standing in to take these pics... (I'll give the story shortly).

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Yeah, we actually do have a racing team sponsored by the Police.
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This is part of the reason I got these pics. (Will explain just around the corner)... Oh, notice this kid has Boz Bro leathers. Yup, he is sponsored by the Bostrom brothers (imagine that, racers sponsoring a racer, cool eh.
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Well this is the kids mom. Yeah, she is a bit out of my age group, but damn, check out this moma. MILF...
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These next two pics are for you Austin (Oooster) E. Boz
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Always the fashion statement. B. Boz
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Ok, now that I'm kicking it in the suite I can tell you guys the story.
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(by the way, that's Ben Bostrom in the TV running off the track)


So did you guess where I was standing to take these pics? Yup, the RACING LINE! With the teams, mechanics, grid marshalls and all that ..... Well, it turns out, me and my buddies saw this this fairly good looking 'older' lady walking in the paddock toward the racing line (the MILF above). 'Damn', I told one of my buddies, 'how would you like to have a mom like that?' We laughed it off, but she looked like she was in a hurry. In the commotion, we noticed her walking with purpose toward the gate to enter the racing-line (grid). Me and my two buddies followed her with Roger in tow. We got past the first security marshall, and so did Rog. Then there were two more security marshalls, this lady walks past them...so me and my two buddies behind her too, but Rog (not being the criminal type) stops as the security guy asks for his credentials badge. Well the guy asked us too, but we paid him no mind, and acted like we owned the place. Rog starts fumbling, and by this time three security marshalls converge on him! ...., he was caught. I looked back for a moment and signaled to him to wait outside. Ah, we ....... made it into the RACING-LINE and walked around the grid like we were part of the teams. Hahahaha. And it all was because we followed this good looking moma (which we later realized was the mom of one of these racers). ....... eh. We took our share of pics. Wished the AMA riders good luck. Padded a few on the back. We snuck into the hospitality suite and looked around to see how the rich view the race. But hey, we had to get back to Rog, we didn't want to leave him hanging. So we said our good byes to the Bostroms, whished them good luck in the race, and off we went back to where the little people hang out.

Fuking Roger! He needs to get with the criminal mind.

(I told you guys we had stories).

Lol I guess you will never make it as a drug mule Rog?
Same as me I suppose - guilt is written all over your face.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Frizzle @ Jul 30 2008, 08:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Lol I guess you will never make it as a drug mule Rog?
Same as me I suppose - guilt is written all over your face.
i would have helped if they told me i was committing a crime before hand. the security chick did not take her eyes off me for one second after i was un ceremoniously thrown out i reckon she fancied me
funnily enough that's when i got the picks of chaz on the dirt bike ,no consolation i no
as for the drug mule, i did manage to smuggle copious amounds of booze into the usa

You two have made my morning again. Loving hearing about all this.

excellent!!!

Jumkie, I think you'll have lots of guests to take care of next year.

damn...the more I read this thread the more I wish I would have found a way to go!
Great stories guys, do you have more?

So you guys are now Pirate Rum buddies....funny as hell you guys walking around with numb faces.

the night i got lost and really .... my pants.

we all rode out to a bike night, you know where everyone with a bike goes and hangs out to talk .....
its a thing they have about once as month and its "local". well after about 55 mins on the freeway at over 90 mph we got there on the freeway this madman overtook us, he must have been doing anout 110 while sat on the handlebars of his bike. they had all sorts of bikes there including sports bikes with tv's mounted in the side of the fairing panels and stereo's with big bass bins
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then one police car showed up and within 3 mins everybody was dispersing so that was the end of that.
jumkie told the other's that i wanted a hooters t-shirt so we agreed to all ride to hooters . while traveling there at high speed i was not sure if i was following the right bikes as there were so many. after a while i saw jumkies ducati turning off the freeway but he waved me on, i looked up but all the other bikes had dissapeared. i thought oh .... and started to see if i could catch anyone up. after weaving in and out of traffic at 120mph and going past 2 junctions i thought i better pull off somewhere. i wasn't sure where i was or which direction i was travelling or if the others had turned off at one of the junctions i had passed. i pulled off and pulled into a petrol station to try and find out my bearings. the gimp in the station who worked there said he wasn't from that area so didnt know where i was.
i tried phoning jumkie but could not get hold of him so sent a text message telling him where i thought i was. after a few text messages and half an hour all the boys turned up laughing. we missed hooter's but went to a good taco bar/truck and ate. that's why im beating jumkie up in the earlier picture funny now but .... myself at the time.

more jealousy on my part

Come on Jumkie I know you've got some more good stories up your sleeve, it's nice to hear someone elses side of the story, Please, Please Pretty please.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Jul 30 2008, 01:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>This is part of the reason I got these pics. (Will explain just around the corner)... Oh, notice this kid has Boz Bro leathers. Yup, he is sponsored by the Bostrom brothers (imagine that, racers sponsoring a racer, cool eh.
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These next two pics are for you Austin (Oooster) E. Boz
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Always the fashion statement. B. Boz
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Ok, now that I'm kicking it in the suite I can tell you guys the story.
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(by the way, that's Ben Bostrom in the TV running off the track)


So did you guess where I was standing to take these pics? Yup, the RACING LINE! With the teams, mechanics, grid marshalls and all that ..... Well, it turns out, me and my buddies saw this this fairly good looking 'older' lady walking in the paddock toward the racing line (the MILF above). 'Damn', I told one of my buddies, 'how would you like to have a mom like that?' We laughed it off, but she looked like she was in a hurry. In the commotion, we noticed her walking with purpose toward the gate to enter the racing-line (grid). Me and my two buddies followed her with Roger in tow. We got past the first security marshall, and so did Rog. Then there were two more security marshalls, this lady walks past them...so me and my two buddies behind her too, but Rog (not being the criminal type) stops as the security guy asks for his credentials badge. Well the guy asked us too, but we paid him no mind, and acted like we owned the place. Rog starts fumbling, and by this time three security marshalls converge on him! ...., he was caught. I looked back for a moment and signaled to him to wait outside. Ah, we ....... made it into the RACING-LINE and walked around the grid like we were part of the teams. Hahahaha. And it all was because we followed this good looking moma (which we later realized was the mom of one of these racers). ....... eh. We took our share of pics. Wished the AMA riders good luck. Padded a few on the back. We snuck into the hospitality suite and looked around to see how the rich view the race. But hey, we had to get back to Rog, we didn't want to leave him hanging. So we said our good byes to the Bostroms, whished them good luck in the race, and off we went back to where the little people hang out.

Fuking Roger! He needs to get with the criminal mind.

(I told you guys we had stories).
Great story, funny how it seems to work out at any track in the US as long as you act like you know what you're doing. And thanks for the Boz pictures.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (roger-m @ Jul 30 2008, 04:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>the night i got lost and really .... my pants.

funny now but .... myself at the time.

Here is the exact text message exchange, he sent me:

Note: I had to pull off because I was out of gas, but I later joined the rest of the group at Hooters (minus Roger).


Roger: "Jumkie, I'm scared man. I came off at junction 18 Peck Road."
Me: "Look for a cross road to Peck and tell me."

(waiting)

Roger: "I don't understand."
Me: "Tell me a street that crosses Peck road. Or tell me what's around u.
Roger: "I turned off at J 18.

Note: Notice he really didn't give me more info. At this point, I'm pretty sure where he was anyway because he just happen to pull off in the home town I grew up in. So I knew where he was, but just wanted to get a better idea where on Peck road he was located (there are three possible exits).


Me: "R U at a gas station or just off the exit?"
Roger: "Shell gas station. Low on phone credit!"

Note: It was costing him a fortune to text me and was about out of credit! Then he really would have been ....... Hahaha. It took several texts for him to tell me he was at a gas station, which was all the information I needed. We zumed back and picked him up. He had lost his sense of humor and even his appetite. We took him to a taco truck (its about 1:00am at this point), and when we asked him how many tacos he wanted, his reply; "Nah, I'm not hungry mate!". So we all broke out laughing again seeing that he was sore. That's when he put me in a head lock and my buddy snapped a pic.

Hahahaha. Ok. There were two times on this trip Rog lost his sense of humor, this was one of them....




I will give you the details of the other later today.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Austin @ Jul 30 2008, 08:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Great story, funny how it seems to work out at any track in the US as long as you act like you know what you're doing. And thanks for the Boz pictures.

Hey Austin, do you happen to know the name of the kid (124 I think) who is wearing the Boz Bros leathers?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Jul 30 2008, 09:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Hey Austin, do you happen to know the name of the kid (124 I think) who is wearing the Boz Bros leathers?
Not a clue, I thought BB was the only one wearing them. I've seen a few of the Red Bull kids with Boz Bros stickers on their helmets but this is the first I've seen anyone wearing their leathers other than Ben.

Just looked at AMA Pro Racing's website and found Tommy Aquino. And the necklace around that MILF's neck says Tommy so I guess that's who it is. Sponsored by Graves Motorsports. The next Josh Herrin?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Jul 30 2008, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Here is the exact text message exchange, he sent me:

Note: I had to pull off because I was out of gas, but I later joined the rest of the group at Hooters (minus Roger).


Roger: "Jumkie, I'm scared man. I came off at junction 18 Peck Road."
Me: "Look for a cross road to Peck and tell me."

(waiting)

Roger: "I don't understand."
Me: "Tell me a street that crosses Peck road. Or tell me what's around u.
Roger: "I turned off at J 18.

Note: Notice he really didn't give me more info. At this point, I'm pretty sure where he was anyway because he just happen to pull off in the home town I grew up in. So I knew where he was, but just wanted to get a better idea where on Peck road he was located (there are three possible exits).


Me: "R U at a gas station or just off the exit?"
Roger: "Shell gas station. Low on phone credit!"

Note: It was costing him a fortune to text me and was about out of credit! Then he really would have been ....... Hahaha. It took several texts for him to tell me he was at a gas station, which was all the information I needed. We zumed back and picked him up. He had lost his sense of humor and even his appetite. We took him to a taco truck (its about 1:00am at this point), and when we asked him how many tacos he wanted, his reply; "Nah, I'm not hungry mate!". So we all broke out laughing again seeing that he was sore. That's when he put me in a head lock and my buddy snapped a pic.

Hahahaha. Ok. There were two times on this trip Rog lost his sense of humor, this was one of them....




I will give you the details of the other later today.
actually i said i was at a shell station in m first text. but i still reckon you lot were hiding round the corner laughing

I've been to Spain for a couple of weeks so I had some reading to do there.

Rodge - That's awesome man - I still prefered our theory that Jumkie was Charlie Sheen but hey - you can't win them all. He is however clearly, a top bloke and despite what I thought - he had no intention of popping a cap in yo ... in the desert !

Sounds like you had the trip of a life time man - you musy owe Bonnie Lass some serious sucking up time.

Top thread guys and cheers for sharing it with us

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (baldylocks @ Jul 30 2008, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I've been to Spain for a couple of weeks so I had some reading to do there.

Rodge - That's awesome man - I still prefered our theory that Jumkie was Charlie Sheen but hey - you can't win them all. He is however clearly, a top bloke and despite what I thought - he had no intention of popping a cap in yo ... in the desert !

Sounds like you had the trip of a life time man - you musy owe Bonnie Lass some serious sucking up time.

Top thread guys and cheers for sharing it with us


jumkie was with me when i took this picture in hollywood, i reminded him that you and me used to call him charlie sheene and ive been waiting for you to come in and say that before i posted this
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