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Movistar cancels championship party at Valencia.

This is why the conflict is so troubling for motgp fans. Who would want to associate their brand with this .... storm?
 
I hope they don't bail on the sponsorship for next year. Not that Yamaha would have an issue filling it.. this is just terrible for the sport and the fans.
 
That's a bit .....
All the mechanics and lowly paddock people miss out due to prima donna behaviour of the stars.
 
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Sunday evening, the FIM awards are on until about 10pm,
Then IRTA rents a nightclub,
FREE everything for everybody that has a permanent pass and guests.
I have always had 2 guest passes for this party.
Last year I stayed until 5 am and it was still going strong.

Everybody is there, all the riders, mechanics, media, etc...
I'm not sure who attends the Yamaha party since everybody is at the IRTA party.
 
The doors opened to a darkened ballroom with a few solitary lights shining down from the dark above.

Adorning the walls are vibrant Movistar-Yamaha banners. One wall is a shrine to the great Valentino Rossi showing off all of his world title moments. On another is showing off the successes of Jorge Lorenzo. Ice sculptures of Jorge Lorenzo and Valentino Rossi are strategically placed around the room.

On a table is a tray piled high with the dark, rich Beluga caviar. Next to the caviar are seemingly endless bottles of Moet Chandon, waiting to be opened in celebration. Another table is filled with a seemingly endless cornucopia of the finest foods one can find in Europe.

The DJ station has the finest Technics turntables, just waiting to be touched...but untouched because there is no DJ.

Banners, streamers, and balloons are in abundance...all presumably to celebrate the pending world championship one of the riders will clinch tomorrow night.

However, missing from all of this is...life. The room is untouched, looking like a moment that was frozen in time with a stopwatch. There will be no party in Valencia this year...one of the riders saw to it that the joy was stolen.

But suddenly, there is movement, and a haphazardly zombie-like figure shambles into the middle of the dance floor, where a solitary beam of light penetrates down from the heavens. The figure reveals himself to be a man...an unclothed man. A small appendage extends from the nether regions of this man. He is clearly captive to some unspoken arousal. A huge sigh escapes from his lips and he slumps down to the floor on his knees with the airs of a man who is deeply unfulfilled. He tilts his had backwards and mutters an utterance towards an unlistening deity, "But it was supposed to be perfect. This was supposed to be the 10th...and now we have nothing."

It is only when we get closer, that we realize the unnamed man, is in fact named...for it is none other than Talps.
 
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Hilarious, good stuff. Brilliant. This reads like something JKD would have written. Haha. Thnx JP.
 
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The doors opened to a darkened ballroom with a few solitary lights shining down from the dark above.

Adorning the walls are vibrant Movistar-Yamaha banners. One wall is a shrine to the great Valentino Rossi showing off all of his world title moments. On another is showing off the successes of Jorge Lorenzo. Ice sculptures of Jorge Lorenzo and Valentino Rossi are strategically placed around the room.

On a table is a tray piled high with the dark, rich Beluga caviar. Next to the caviar are seemingly endless bottles of Moet Chandon, waiting to be opened in celebration. Another table is filled with a seemingly endless cornucopia of the finest foods one can find in Europe.

The DJ station has the finest Technics turntables, just waiting to be touched...but untouched because there is no DJ.

Banners, streamers, and balloons are in abundance...all presumably to celebrate the pending world championship one of the riders will clinch tomorrow night.

However, missing from all of this is...life. The room is untouched, looking like a moment that was frozen in time with a stopwatch. There will be no party in Valencia this year...one of the riders saw to it that the joy was stolen.

But suddenly, there is movement, and a haphazardly zombie-like figure shambles into the middle of the dance floor, where a solitary beam of light penetrates down from the heavens. The figure reveals himself to be a man...an unclothed man. A small appendage extends from the nether regions of this man. He is clearly captive to some unspoken arousal. A huge sigh escapes from his lips and he slumps down to the floor on his knees with the airs of a man who is deeply unfulfilled. He tilts his had backwards and mutters an utterance towards an unlistening deity, "But it was supposed to be perfect. This was supposed to be the 10th...and now we have nothing."

It is only when we get closer, that we realize the unnamed man, is in fact named...for it is none other than Talps.

You have a lot of time on your hands ....?

I'd give you a thumbs up if this was funny, but its mostly lame and probably plagiarized.
 
You have a lot of time on your hands ....?

I'd give you a thumbs up if this was funny, but its mostly lame and probably plagiarized.

Took me about 10 minutes to write you sack of .....

Definitely not plagiarized, but no worries since a ....... moron like you would think that.

Enjoy ...........
 
Yup Yamaha no Party but... Lorenzo already book Playboy Penthouse and Marc is the VIP guest. The DJ will play first song "All I want to do is Ride with you" & "All Night Long"
 
The doors opened to a darkened ballroom with a few solitary lights shining down from the dark above.

Adorning the walls are vibrant Movistar-Yamaha banners. One wall is a shrine to the great Valentino Rossi showing off all of his world title moments. On another is showing off the successes of Jorge Lorenzo. Ice sculptures of Jorge Lorenzo and Valentino Rossi are strategically placed around the room.

On a table is a tray piled high with the dark, rich Beluga caviar. Next to the caviar are seemingly endless bottles of Moet Chandon, waiting to be opened in celebration. Another table is filled with a seemingly endless cornucopia of the finest foods one can find in Europe.

The DJ station has the finest Technics turntables, just waiting to be touched...but untouched because there is no DJ.

Banners, streamers, and balloons are in abundance...all presumably to celebrate the pending world championship one of the riders will clinch tomorrow night.

However, missing from all of this is...life. The room is untouched, looking like a moment that was frozen in time with a stopwatch. There will be no party in Valencia this year...one of the riders saw to it that the joy was stolen.

But suddenly, there is movement, and a haphazardly zombie-like figure shambles into the middle of the dance floor, where a solitary beam of light penetrates down from the heavens. The figure reveals himself to be a man...an unclothed man. A small appendage extends from the nether regions of this man. He is clearly captive to some unspoken arousal. A huge sigh escapes from his lips and he slumps down to the floor on his knees with the airs of a man who is deeply unfulfilled. He tilts his had backwards and mutters an utterance towards an unlistening deity, "But it was supposed to be perfect. This was supposed to be the 10th...and now we have nothing."

It is only when we get closer, that we realize the unnamed man, is in fact named...for it is none other than Talps.

Humorous
 
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