INDY SOCIAL EXPERIMENT 09

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 1 2009, 05:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'> Yeah, that is a real "appreciative" look Kallio's got there Gator. What a gleaming smile by the young Finn.
what are you talkin about jumkie!....................... thats what all finns look like when their smiling... thats an ear to ear grin in finland!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MdubSTYLIE @ Sep 2 2009, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>for god sake do not go to a strip club in the MW. Honest mistakes without a guide.
Ask Shovelhead how his strip club experience went. I'm not even sure you can call that place a strip club.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (VTtwinner @ Sep 2 2009, 06:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Jumkie, I'm thinkin' your pic with Puig is a easy win for the 'bible'!

http://superbikeplanet.com/2009/Sep/090901.htm
yeah man!!! a winner for sure!!!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (levigarrett @ Sep 1 2009, 07:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Damn man!! I wasn't the ....... fun police! Me and Gator destroyed some White Castle on Thursday night! Was a poor decision for sure! The hotel plumbing took a beating after that one
Not the fun police more the common sense police. And they dont call white castle burgers "sliders" for nothing.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 1 2009, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>One more word from you and I'm telling the story. <span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%Anybody want to hear a story I have entitled "Three & 1/2 tooth"?
do you really need to ask.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 1 2009, 06:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Did you just slap this chicks ...?
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looks like hes done pulled it out to me!!!

Hell yeah jumkies pic should win!! It's priceless. It almost looks fake! Jumkies big ... smile and puig's sour ... face

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 2 2009, 06:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Just submitted three pics. Alberto's, Dani's, and the Pedrosa Sucks gang. (Thanks Sacky).
If one of those doesn't win then that comp is fixed. that flicking dani the bird pic had me doubled up laughing for a good half hour.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (chopperman @ Sep 2 2009, 12:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>If one of those doesn't win then that comp is fixed. that flicking dani the bird pic had me doubled up laughing for a good half hour.
+1 I still laugh when I think about it. Those are the two best pics ever. They better win. .... you should get 2nd place aswell.

Actually Gator Duc is probably putting his entry in of his girlfriend with Nicky. You know the ones that he han't posted yet, where she is in a ...... top It's going to be a close competition

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 2 2009, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>First of all, have you ever seen this movie? LINK


So Boots and I arrive at Indy Thursday night. Boots flight is late but we finally make it out to the hotel by midnight. By this time I’m tired and hungry but I have one thing on my mind…where can I by some tequila. I tell Boots, yo, I want to go buy some booze and eat some ....; so I won’t have to deal with that in the morning. He’s like, ok let’s go. So we go looking around and I tell him I don’t want some ........ tequila, I want premium ..... As you can imagine, not much open at midnight, but we did spot a 24 hours Target store that sells groceries. I’m thinking, well back in SoCal I can buy tequila just about anywhere, so I go in. Everybody I ask is like, hell no we don’t have that .... here man, and hell no you’re not gonna find anything open. Undeterred I say lets go driving around (on a hunch from some wino outside the store) we go down the street looking for a liquor store. We’re driving, we see one then another liquor store, and both closed. Damn.

Keep driving…then Boots say lets eat there; at White Castle. I’m like, really? That .... exists? What the ...., I think I’m being punked. Holy ...., White Castle exists?!? Crazy, and I thought that .... was made up from the movie: Harold and Kumar got to White Castle (funny ... movie if you’ve seen it). Anyway, so I get over the shock that this place actually exits and I say, hell yeah I’m hungry than a mothafuka.

We go through the drive through and I get to the speaker to order. I look at the menu and I order two hamburgers (I’m thinking I’m hungry so I better down two of them). Boots says, dude, you better order more, that won’t fill you up. I’m like ....., I just ordered two hamburgers. Anyway, if you’ve ever been to White Castle you would have already known my demise. So we get our ...., and so damn hungry I can’t wait, so I just park and start looking for my hamburgers. I’m looking through the bag and I’m thinking WTF, everything in here looks too small, where the .... is my hamburgers. Turns out, this ....... place has hamburgers the size of Pedrosa’s fan base—small. I literally ate a hamburger in one and a half bites. I was like WTF? Anyway, by then I’m starting to get sleepy so I call it a night and go to sleep.

Next day after track activities, we get liquored up. And as anybody has every been liquored up properly, one gets ....... hungry. So I’m like yo, lets go to White Castle! This time I’m not gonna get cheated. So Clarky says, hey, let order 20 hamburgers. I’m like, are you ....... kidding me? He’s like no man. So we start ordering .... left and right. Oh, and let me mention, each of those tiny little hamburgers comes in a small ... box, so by the end we have a mountain of those little boxes.


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This dude in line at the drive thru was drunk off his .... It was his birthday, and so he comes out yelling and screaming about how White Castle is the ...., and how Indiana is the ...., and he’s pulling on his shirt all proud and saying small town this and that. So I take a pic with this random drunk guy.

We’re all laughing and hollering..WHITE CASTLE MOTHAFUCK!
Since you ate at White Castle, im not to embarassed to say we ate at Denny's late Friday night. Its funny you bring up White Castle.Saturday night after the Indy mile,it is late and im wanting a snack so we stop at a quick mart just to get some munchies. In the freezer section,they have White Castle burgers. Back home, the equivalent is Krystal burgers. I grab 4 , 2 packs of frozen WC's and slap them in the microwave at the quick mart. The damn things must have been in the freezer for 2 years, there was so much frost in the package , as they heated up,the frost melted and turned the burgers into this disgusting mush.I pulled them out and immediatly chucked them in the trash,walked over and grabbed 2 slim jims,'paid the clerk and left..Sunday morning,as we are heading to the track,we stop to top off the bikes so we can hit the road running after the race is over. As soon as we pull up to the pumps,we are accosted by this ....... bum and my thoughts immediatley went to, wwjd

[What would Jumkie Do]

Dude tells us he is starving,hasnt eat in 3 days blah blah and would sing to us for a hand out.Instead of telling the meth head to .... off and get a job, like i normally would, i ask myself wwjd. So i ask the meth head what he is going to sing, and he tells me Prince. I couldnt resist ....... with him,so i say, Prince of what?. Prince man,the singer he says. Never heard of him,you know any Hank Williams Jr. Meth head gets this real contorted look on his face and breaks into a Prince song. I just put on my helmet and rode away. So Jumkie,just thinking of you,i made a break thru, i didnt give the ....... meth head any money,but i didnt cuss his ... out either. Baby steps

Here is a vid of KK on the TZ750. Look a little after 1 minute mark on the vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uesfZUjMbVw...feature=related

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 2 2009, 03:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>WWJD

"Meth head gets this real contorted look on his face and breaks into a Prince song. I just put on my helmet and rode away."

"i didnt give the ....... meth head any money,but i didnt cuss his ... out either. Baby steps"


i ask myself wwjd.

Nice to see I had some influence on you. Hahahaha

Dude, dude, even though I think it was ...... up that you put your helmet on and drove away right when Meth Head was about to start sining you a lullaby (and I can only imagine you redlined your bike after turning it on); I must admit, this story had me rolling for about 5 minutes, then another 2 after I regained composure. Hahahahaha


....... Gold man!

You dont get 70000 miles on a high performance engine by tapping it off the rev limiter
I did however almost get tossed from the racetrack for pulling a nice wheelie on the Indy Racing surface.They let bikes park on the race track. i am minding my own business, working my way around the track to where we were supposed to park and this guy on a clapped out R6 comes buzzing by me.That triggered the pounce mode in my head so i twisted the throttle on the 12r and wheelied by him at about 70mph. When i bring it down,one of the yellow shirts is making all of these crazy gyrations with his arms and motioning me to pull over. I eased past him and gave him a piece sign and got parked amongst the masses as fast as i could and scurried into the track before they could find me.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (povol @ Sep 2 2009, 12:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I eased past him and gave him a piece sign and got parked amongst the masses as fast as i could and scurried into the track before they could find me.

I have no clue how they couldn't find you. Your bigger than a bear.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SackWack @ Sep 2 2009, 09:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I have no clue how they couldn't find you. Your bigger than a bear.
be pretty hard to miss him in a crowd.

If you get 70000 out of a bike povol, you ride like a .....

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (povol @ Sep 2 2009, 01:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Here is a vid of KK on the TZ750. Look a little after 1 minute mark on the vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uesfZUjMbVw...feature=related
Insanity.