<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 2 2009, 01:31 AM)
<{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>First of all, have you ever seen this movie?
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So Boots and I arrive at Indy Thursday night. Boots flight is late but we finally make it out to the hotel by midnight. By this time I’m tired and hungry but I have one thing on my mind…where can I by some tequila. I tell Boots, yo, I want to go buy some booze and eat some ....; so I won’t have to deal with that in the morning. He’s like, ok let’s go. So we go looking around and I tell him I don’t want some ........ tequila, I want premium ..... As you can imagine, not much open at midnight, but we did spot a 24 hours Target store that sells groceries. I’m thinking, well back in SoCal I can buy tequila just about anywhere, so I go in. Everybody I ask is like, hell no we don’t have that .... here man, and hell no you’re not gonna find anything open. Undeterred I say lets go driving around (on a hunch from some wino outside the store) we go down the street looking for a liquor store. We’re driving, we see one then another liquor store, and both closed. Damn.
Keep driving…then Boots say lets eat there; at White Castle. I’m like, really? That .... exists? What the ...., I think I’m being punked. Holy ...., White Castle exists?!? Crazy, and I thought that .... was made up from the movie: Harold and Kumar got to White Castle (funny ass movie if you’ve seen it). Anyway, so I get over the shock that this place actually exits and I say, hell yeah I’m hungry than a mothafuka.
We go through the drive through and I get to the speaker to order. I look at the menu and I order two hamburgers (I’m thinking I’m hungry so I better down two of them). Boots says, dude, you better order more, that won’t fill you up. I’m like bitch, I just ordered two hamburgers. Anyway, if you’ve ever been to White Castle you would have already known my demise. So we get our ...., and so damn hungry I can’t wait, so I just park and start looking for my hamburgers. I’m looking through the bag and I’m thinking WTF, everything in here looks too small, where the .... is my hamburgers. Turns out, this ....... place has hamburgers the size of Pedrosa’s fan base—small. I literally ate a hamburger in one and a half bites. I was like WTF? Anyway, by then I’m starting to get sleepy so I call it a night and go to sleep.
Next day after track activities, we get liquored up. And as anybody has every been liquored up properly, one gets ....... hungry. So I’m like yo, lets go to White Castle! This time I’m not gonna get cheated. So Clarky says, hey, let order 20 hamburgers. I’m like, are you ....... kidding me? He’s like no man. So we start ordering .... left and right. Oh, and let me mention, each of those tiny little hamburgers comes in a small ass box, so by the end we have a mountain of those little boxes.
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This dude in line at the drive thru was drunk off his ass. It was his birthday, and so he comes out yelling and screaming about how White Castle is the ...., and how Indiana is the ...., and he’s pulling on his shirt all proud and saying small town this and that. So I take a pic with this random drunk guy.
We’re all laughing and hollering..WHITE CASTLE MOTHAFUCK!
Since you ate at White Castle, im not to embarassed to say we ate at Denny's late Friday night. Its funny you bring up White Castle.Saturday night after the Indy mile,it is late and im wanting a snack so we stop at a quick mart just to get some munchies. In the freezer section,they have White Castle burgers. Back home, the equivalent is Krystal burgers. I grab 4 , 2 packs of frozen WC's and slap them in the microwave at the quick mart. The damn things must have been in the freezer for 2 years, there was so much frost in the package , as they heated up,the frost melted and turned the burgers into this disgusting mush.I pulled them out and immediatly chucked them in the trash,walked over and grabbed 2 slim jims,'paid the clerk and left..Sunday morning,as we are heading to the track,we stop to top off the bikes so we can hit the road running after the race is over. As soon as we pull up to the pumps,we are accosted by this ....... bum and my thoughts immediatley went to, wwjd
[What would Jumkie Do]
Dude tells us he is starving,hasnt eat in 3 days blah blah and would sing to us for a hand out.Instead of telling the meth head to .... off and get a job, like i normally would, i ask myself wwjd. So i ask the meth head what he is going to sing, and he tells me Prince. I couldnt resist ....... with him,so i say, Prince of what?. Prince man,the singer he says. Never heard of him,you know any Hank Williams Jr. Meth head gets this real contorted look on his face and breaks into a Prince song. I just put on my helmet and rode away. So Jumkie,just thinking of you,i made a break thru, i didnt give the ....... meth head any money,but i didnt cuss his ass out either. Baby steps