INDY SOCIAL EXPERIMENT 09

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 1 2009, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Just got in last night. Tired as hell from drinking like a mothafuka. But I see GaterDuc has been keeping the thread crushing. I promise I will post some great stories as soon as a get some rest and bang one out.

But for now this will have to do. I call this pic 'Hand Mack10'

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Ah, Alberto Pig, always a fan favorite Just look at his beautiful smile. I guess he didn't like my hand gesture of a handgun pointed at his dome. (Hey Jaz, can you ad what the camera left out...)
solid ....... gold compa

look at the mothafucka's face

I noticed Albertito (that's how Puig asked me to address him--you'd understand if you spoke Spanish) was drinking redbull, so on his recommendation I just had one. It didn't give me wings, but apparently it did give me enough energy to continue my mocking of the man and his diminutive stepchild.

Ok, forum poll, which of these pics should be my new forum avatar?

Exhibit A
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Exhibit B
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Exhibit C
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Yeah, I know, I could post all the action and rider pics, but why? My pics are ...... point and crap versions of GatorDuc's anyway. Ah, I met up with my long lost brothers & sisters that surely were separated at birth with me. Ah, kindred spirit.

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hhhmmmmm, I told you that you had better tell everyone that Dani was inside his garage and that you yelled at him to come out for you AND HE DID!!! Just so I could take that pic of you, you know.......the finger one.......

Was Dani a dick?? Be honest!! Was Dani friendlier than Kallio? Was Dani friendlier than Rossi?

Answers.......No, yes, yes.

Even after his crash, he was signing pics for people in the paddock. I suspect there would be plenty of dudes who would not if they had just wrecked their .... from the pole...............

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jeff in ohio @ Aug 28 2009, 08:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Jumkie,
you've got quite the pic there as Peddy is usually about impossible to spot in the pit so I am told.
Hi Jeff, I sure wish you would have spoke up at the paddock as it looks you where spitting distance from us. Anyway, yeah, I better say this about Fagdrosa before Levigarret gets angry with me. To Dani's credit, he was actually walking into his garage, even at the door when I asked him for a pic. He stopped, look back, and I asked him for a pic in Spanish hoping the language thing would help--the trap was set. Anyway, he came back from almost disappearing into his garage and took a pic with me. (I almost felt guilting giving the finger to the camera as a FU to him). So if this makes people's image of him any better, he actually was less standoffish than Kalio as he did make a 180 and take a pic with an almost-fan).


Ah, Kalio, he might as well been invisible. True story, I was standing there with a hard on waiting for Nicky to come out when out pops Kallio. Levigarret tells me dude, you better not say anything negative to him. (Levi has been at this point on a campaign of goodwill toward all the riders, including Peders & Kalio and wanted me to join). So I say ok and tell Kallio as he passed by "Good job Kallio!". Fucken guy didn't as much look over. So not only is the dude invisible but apparently deaf too. Sorry Garret, but he's gonna need to come correct before I start let him give me hand jobs. Hahahaha

I vote for B. Puig is an ......., he's not smiling, you're flashing the piece sign (notice, not peace) and there's a Red Bull bottle visible. It's an obvious choice.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 1 2009, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Hi Jeff, I sure wish you would have spoke up at the paddock as it looks you where spitting distance from us. Anyway, yeah, I better say this about Fagdrosa before Levigarret gets angry with me. To Dani's credit, he was actually walking into his garage, even at the door when I asked him for a pic. He stopped, look back, and I asked him for a pic in Spanish hoping the language thing would help--the trap was set. Anyway, he came back from almost disappearing into his garage and took a pic with me. (I almost felt guilting giving the finger to the camera as a FU to him). So if this makes people's image of him any better, he actually was less standoffish than Kalio as he did make a 180 and take a pic with an almost-fan).


Ah, Kalio, he might as well been invisible. True story, I was standing there with a hard on waiting for Nicky to come out when out pops Kallio. Levigarret tells me dude, you better not say anything negative to him. (Levi has been at this point on a campaign of goodwill toward all the riders, including Peders & Kalio and wanted me to join). So I say ok and tell Kallio as he passed by "Good job Kallio!". Fucken guy didn't as much look over. So not only is the dude invisible but apparently deaf too. Sorry Garret, but he's gonna need to come correct before I start let him give me hand jobs. Hahahaha


You fuggin crack me up dude...............the above post is 100% all true!!!!!!

Epic weekend boys and girls!!!

Kallio was definitely the least approachable of the group. I'm still going with Dovi and Canepa as the koolest dudes in the paddock...........where's GatorDork to back me up???

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (levigarrett @ Sep 1 2009, 01:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>hhhmmmmm, I told you that you had better tell everyone that Dani was inside his garage and that you yelled at him to come out for you AND HE DID!!! Just so I could take that pic of you, you know.......the finger one.......

Done



<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE <div class='quotemain'>Even after his crash, he was signing pics for people in the paddock. I suspect there would be plenty of dudes who would not if they had just wrecked their .... from the pole...............


True. Actually, all the riders that crashed signed autographs and said hello to the fans after the race...except one.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Austin @ Sep 1 2009, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I vote for B. Puig is an ......., he's not smiling, you're flashing the piece sign (notice, not peace) and there's a Red Bull bottle visible. It's an obvious choice.
+1^^^ defo got to be the pig jumk... hands down. i know you don't like the little guy but you have to give him a credit for getting on with his job come hell or high water.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (chopperman @ Sep 1 2009, 12:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>^^^me and my perv mate frosty want to see more

...... "A" brother!!! your a lucky man gator!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 1 2009, 04:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>So I say ok and tell Kallio as he passed by "Good job Kallio!". Fucken guy didn't as much look over.What day was this? Maybe he was pissed at having a fairly crap weekend?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Austin @ Sep 1 2009, 02:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I vote for B. Puig is an ......., he's not smiling, you're flashing the piece sign (notice, not peace) and there's a Red Bull bottle visible. It's an obvious choice.

Enuf said.

Plus I'd rather mock Pig than Peders--who deserves some credit for getting up after what must have been a heartbreaking crash (that is if he had a heart) and still get back up and ride like a machine. BTW, the crash happened right in perfect view of our <strike>suite</strike> sweet seats.

i'm gonna pin this thread cause it definatly as epic as the laguna thread! just goes to show how great this site & all..... well..... most of it's members are!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jazkat @ Aug 28 2009, 05:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>whos signature is that on your shirt?

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So Boots and I are walking back from the pit toward the rider Q & A when Boots tells me he has to go to the bathroom. (Probably to wack off after seeing all those badass machines in the garages). I tell him I'll meet him at the Q&A since I did NOT want to miss Nicky. So I'm strolling along in a daze when I hear this "beep beep" behind me. (I was walking in the middle of a parking lot and apparently not paying attention there was a truck behind me). So startled by the honk, I wave not looking back and start to moving my ass aside a bit faster. Then as the truck pulls up I look in and jaw proceeds to go directly to floor. Holy .... Mr. Schwantz! He's laughing his ass off. I start to laugh back and I say, "you could have ran me over and I wouldn't have minded as it would have made a fantastic story worthy of making a few friends jealous." Hahaha, we both laugh and I take advantage of the moment to take a pic with him. So I wait for some dude to pass by and ask him to take the shot and of course asked him for his autograph.

As he drives off Boots rejoins me, ....... guy missed the whole thing. I hope the jerk-off was worth it. Hahaha

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (levigarrett @ Sep 1 2009, 05:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>

You fuggin crack me up dude...............the above post is 100% all true!!!!!!

Epic weekend boys and girls!!!

Kallio was definitely the least approachable of the group. I'm still going with Dovi and Canepa as the koolest dudes in the paddock...........where's GatorDork to back me up???

Yes, I've gotta agree with LeviFaggot here.....Dovi, Canepa both just absolutely happy to interact with fans, Hayden is a real class act (he tried hard to pay attention to each fan's request, and took time to do so), he was beaming the entire time and just made you want to be around him, and honestly Colin Edwards was also very enjoyable to be around, oh yeah and Marco was a real cool cat as well. Poor Kallio I think was/is in a ...... position, when I asked him "Please Mika, one picture" he came to me looked me in the eye and said "okay". In other words, I just think he felt shunned by some of the fans, but was approachable if you asked him. Maybe I'm a Nice-Guy-Pussy, but I felt sorta bad for Kallio and saw some appreciation in his eyes when he was directly addressed by a fan like me.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 1 2009, 11:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>So Boots and I are walking back from the pit toward the rider Q & A when Boots tells me he has to go to the bathroom. (Probably to wack off after seeing all those badass machines in the garages). I tell him I'll meet him at the Q&A since I did NOT want to miss Nicky. So I'm strolling along in a daze when I hear this "beep beep" behind me. (I was walking in the middle of a parking lot and apparently not paying attention there was a truck behind me). So startled by the honk, I wave not looking back and start to moving my ass aside a bit faster. Then as the truck pulls up I look in and jaw proceeds to go directly to floor. Holy .... Mr. Schwantz! He's laughing his ass off. I start to laugh back and I say, "you could have ran me over and I wouldn't have minded as it would have made a fantastic story worthy of making a few friends jealous." Hahaha, we both laugh and I take advantage of the moment to take a pic with him. So I wait for some dude to pass by and ask him to take the shot and of course asked him for his autograph.

As he drives off Boots rejoins me, ....... guy missed the whole thing. I hope the jerk-off was worth it. Hahaha
You should have said" so your trying to get one better than your old mate rainey again, he ran me over at laguna"

Look at me with Pedrosa, and
look at Jumkie with Pedrosa,
WTF, Jumkie is the same size as Pedrosa!!!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (frosty58 @ Sep 1 2009, 02:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>i'm gonna pin this thread cause it definatly as epic as the laguna thread! just goes to show how great this site & all..... well..... most of it's members are!

Good call.

(BTW, PM your address to send your bandwagon Lorenzo T-shirt & hat you ordered. Don't worry, you're not the only bandwagoner around here, GatorDuc dawned a Lorenzo shirt post race for dinner Sun night. At least your .... was bought before we knew the results).

Anyway, I still haven't given my weekend summary since really I'm still wondering if it was all just a dream. But suffice it to say for now that it was stratospheric! Speaking of which, I must give props to this community of powersliders that are joined together by their passion for this amazing sport.

For those of you who visit the Lounge threads from time to time, you will know that member Povol and I are as opposed in world view as two people can get (he's always wrong and I'm always correct). Ah, but for those wondering, I titled the thread '...Social Experiment' because I was testing my hypothesis of what would happen if I met somebody who I have great opposition too in one aspect but a certain unity in regards to a one Nicky Hayden and MotoGP. Well the results are in.

Let me back up some more, when I PMed Povol my cell and asked him to text me, he said I don't text man, I only call. Hahaha, geez, he's still living in the dark ages. But anyway, ok, if a simple call will get me a meet up then so be it. So I call him and sure enough the voice on the other side was exactly what I expected: an old guy that sounded like a southern hillbilly. Hahaha. 'Crap' I think, do I really want to meet this guy? He tells me he's on the pit walk so I go over. I call him again, and as you can imagine we are trying to find eachother amongst the throngs, so I tell him to meet me by the numbers tower.

Bam, and just like that, two Hayden/MotoGP fans are having a hug.
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Turns out Povol wasn't lying when he described himself as a "bear". Jesus this guy is like 6 foot 13 (no ........, I'm standing on my tip toes in above pic). So I'm thinking, I better get this guy liquored up in case he changes his mind and goes for an easy good old Mexican lynching. Hahaha (jk). Actually Povol was good to go. I asked him if he'd join me for a beer and a few shots of tequila, and you know the guy didn't flinch.
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Plus it was some good premium .... as you can see from his expression.
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And of course, a tasty Mexican brew to seal the deal. Ah Tecate--God's nectar.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GatorDuc @ Sep 1 2009, 03:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Maybe I'm a Nice-Guy-Pussy, but I felt sorta bad for Kallio and saw some appreciation in his eyes when he was directly addressed by a fan like me.

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Yeah, that is a real "appreciative" look Kallio's got there Gator. What a gleaming smile by the young Finn.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Sep 1 2009, 06:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'> Yeah, that is a real "appreciative" look Kallio's got there Gator. What a gleaming smile by the young Finn.

Okay, okay, you busted me, so big ....... deal.....he hasn't got Nicky's million dollar smile....and his look of appreciation was at me fuckhead, not the camera lens. ......did I tell you that Mrs. Gator and I miss you already Jum?

Plus the sun was in his ....... eyes!!

And the Lorenzo band wagon comment was a low blow, if you remember correctly, I started sucking Jorgay's cock after the Laguna race and his letting us get a pick with him.....you ....-Stirrer you!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shovelhead @ Sep 1 2009, 03:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Look at me with Pedrosa, and
look at Jumkie with Pedrosa,
WTF, Jumkie is the same size as Pedrosa!!!
I was on my knees there genius.

EDIT: Oh, BTW, do you really want to clown on me, les I tell everybody about the "gentlemens" club you had us drop you off at? One more word from you and I'm telling the story. Anybody want to hear a story I have entitled "Three & 1/2 tooth"?