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INDY 2010: Life is crazy

Arrabbiata1 said:
.... me shov' - if we kept on topic the two epic Laguna threads would be about two pages long.



Look at all the crap Povol has to put up with on here just for being a redneck
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...he can't help who he is. Admittedly that's not as bad as being a scouser, and ten times more sophisticated, but he still gets crap hurled at him. There's no offence meant - If you were a Brit you'd understand. Scousers are generally thick skinned - or should that just be thick? - and are used to getting ...., but traditionally possessing the quickest and sharpest wit in the nation they know how to give it back with interest.



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I remember Pov and I fighting so much on this forum that I'd though for sure we'd fist fight the moment we saw eachother. Now I couldn't wait to see him at Indy. Big goofy smile and ........ mustache, 7 foot 13 guy who bear hugged a dark and visibly drunk Mexican in front of a packed house of men's men dirt track fans.

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Here is the Scouser with Frosty. (If anybody is wondering which is the Scouser, its the clueless looking one).

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I'll tell you I was offended actually. Because that Scouser let me to believe he was a Brit, but every time I offered him a drink he turned it down. CaliKid will back me up on this. So we gave him nonstop .... about that. Lucky for us Shovelhead brought another 'real' Brit, and that dude was no joke. I tested him out, as he did have the right UK accent (but still could be fake). But when I offered him a shot of tequila, he said, "sure mate". Then I said, would you like a Tecate beer? He said, "sure mate". Then there was this guy there from Kentucky who offered him a Jägermeister bomb. He said "sure mate". Ah, now that's the kinda Brit I know. I don't know what "Scouser" means (because I only speak English), but if it means, excuse-making non-drinking old guy, then yeah, he was that.
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Here is a pic of the real Brit Shovel brought to the party.

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Ah, C'mon Shovel, you know were just bustin your balls. Here is Shovel and his shinny golden underwear. You're probably wonder WTF is that? Well, he said it helps him get laid.... (He just didn't specify what).
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I'm feeling a bit better, and better is there to come my friends.
 

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Oh, I almost forgot, Scouser, he is a Pedrosa fan. Enuf said....
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Ok, you want to keep laughing your ... off. Guess who is below:

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I will reveal the answer later.
 

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Frosty, I thought you said you didn't like Michael Jackson.

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We were all pretty hammered, except for the two blokes on the right (one is an ordained minister, and the other is a ......). But I can't remember why Frosty was putting up a cross sign. I guess he's a Christian now, or thought he saw Jesus somewhere?

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Interviewer: So I understand we have several Powersliders here at Indy, what do you think about our facility?



Calikid: Well this fine dark looking gentlemen here in the Yamaha shirt and myself came out all the way from California to see how the chicks talent pool is here at Indy; and frankly we haven't been too impressed. Can you please give us directions to the nearest strip bar?

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Interviewer: And how about you sir, are you a member of Powerslide?



Yes, my name is Steeeeeve.

Interviewer: Did you say Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeve?

No, are you deaf? Its Steeeeeve. Only 5 Es.



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can somebody tell me, why, for some reasons, had we started posting members' pictures in their undies?! seriously, i'm getting concerned.











I better lock this thread.

















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Part II

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The girl on the left is also a friend of our suite bartender (who is also sweet). She made sure I went down to have a looksy. I wasn't disappointed.

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I think this girl had me me mesmerized.

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This girl was a friend of our suite host. Team Mattini needed an umbrella girl so they hooked up the team. This is the girl in the vid Shovel posted.

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Mesmorized no doubt, she is so fit! look at that hot belly of hers.. Wow, the talent at Indy blows aways what was walking around at Laguna... Great stuff Jum!
 
American entires.



MOTO2:



Roger Lee Hayden

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Jason DiSalvo

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Denis Kenny Noyes

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MOTOGP:





Nicky Hayden

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Colin Edwards

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Ben Spies

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I have a rather odd distinction when it come to racing fans who have visited Indy Motor Speedway. I am sure i am in small company of race fans who have actually pissed on the track itself. We always like to make a fast get away from race tracks so we dont get caught up in traffic and roast for an hour or so in full gear. After the Moto2 race, i went to where the bikes were parked to partially gear up so all we had to do was throw on the jackets, helmets, gloves and go. Im out there pulling of the shorts and getting ready to put on my riding pants and boots when it hit me that i really needed to piss. Hmm, not a soul in sight, i will lean against this wall and act like im packing .... in my jacket. You have always heard that Indy is a flat track, well, in the world of racing it is pretty flat, but let me tell you something, when you piss on it, it goes downhill. I started laughing at the video this would make, a big ... redneck standing there barefooted in his underwear, taking a piss on the racetrack and it streaming all the way across to the other side. I looked behind me and the river was running right towards some dudes jacket that he had wire locked to his swing arm and was just lying on the pavement.So here i am, standing in my underwear, .... out in full stream, trying to run backwards to save some dudes jacket . He probably still hasnt figured out why his jacket was stuffed up on top of his rear tire
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By the time the race was over, the evidence had evaporated but left a nice stain that ran the full width of the track.
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povol said:
I have a rather odd distinction when it come to racing fans who have visited Indy Motor Speedway. I am sure i am in small company of race fans who have actually pissed on the track itself. We always like to make a fast get away from race tracks so we dont get caught up in traffic and roast for an hour or so in full gear. After the Moto2 race, i went to where the bikes were parked to partially gear up so all we had to do was throw on the jackets, helmets, gloves and go. Im out there pulling of the shorts and getting ready to put on my riding pants and boots when it hit me that i really needed to piss. Hmm, not a soul in sight, i will lean against this wall and act like im packing .... in my jacket. You have always heard that Indy is a flat track, well, in the world of racing it is pretty flat, but let me tell you something, when you piss on it, it goes downhill. I started laughing at the video this would make, a big ... redneck standing there barefooted in his underwear, taking a piss on the racetrack and it streaming all the way across to the other side. I looked behind me and the river was running right towards some dudes jacket that he had wire locked to his swing arm and was just lying on the pavement.So here i am, standing in my underwear, .... out in full stream, trying to run backwards to save some dudes jacket . He probably still hasnt figured out why his jacket was stuffed up on top of his rear tire
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By the time the race was over, the evidence had evaporated but left a nice stain that ran the full width of the track.
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Pissed on your own sacred ground.
 
povol said:
I have a rather odd distinction when it come to racing fans who have visited Indy Motor Speedway. I am sure i am in small company of race fans who have actually pissed on the track itself. We always like to make a fast get away from race tracks so we dont get caught up in traffic and roast for an hour or so in full gear. After the Moto2 race, i went to where the bikes were parked to partially gear up so all we had to do was throw on the jackets, helmets, gloves and go. Im out there pulling of the shorts and getting ready to put on my riding pants and boots when it hit me that i really needed to piss. Hmm, not a soul in sight, i will lean against this wall and act like im packing .... in my jacket. You have always heard that Indy is a flat track, well, in the world of racing it is pretty flat, but let me tell you something, when you piss on it, it goes downhill. I started laughing at the video this would make, a big ... redneck standing there barefooted in his underwear, taking a piss on the racetrack and it streaming all the way across to the other side. I looked behind me and the river was running right towards some dudes jacket that he had wire locked to his swing arm and was just lying on the pavement.So here i am, standing in my underwear, .... out in full stream, trying to run backwards to save some dudes jacket . He probably still hasnt figured out why his jacket was stuffed up on top of his rear tire
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By the time the race was over, the evidence had evaporated but left a nice stain that ran the full width of the track.
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great story. Had me rolling at the visual. At least you had the decency of saving dude's jacket.
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Jumkie said:
Come to Laguny and I'll tell you the whole story over a campfire. Otherwise you get nada.
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unfair!!!! that means you won't tell it here eh? so everybody doesn't get to read the story...



well...



you won't tell me even if i say please?
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hey, tell the people in the embassy not to be too strict on visa applications
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the requirements are making me dizzy
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