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How will you spend the offseason?

Weapon of choice?

  • Abstinence (finding zen, suicide)

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  • Something else dangerous (freeskiiing, wingsuiting)

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  • Something else not dangerous (women, heroin)

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  • I live in LA and have no clue what snow is

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  • I live in Norway and ride with studs when no sun rises

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  • Shitposting to overanalyze 16 hours of testing to make up for 2880 hours of boredom

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  • Reading Song of the Sausage Creature repeatedly until involtuntarily committed

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Joined Jul 2010
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Well the season is really over, so what do you plan to do until the first day of spring? It's been snowing where I live, so I've reluctantly started my seasonal ritual of forgetting/denying that motorcycles exist. If you're like me, you've put your thing(s) to sleep, or you aren't and have a cold bleak winter ahead, or you live in a locale of no seasons and you'll be taunted year-round by women of high taste and low persuasion (and will waste money which would otherwise be next spring's Sumo or Litreblitzer [schnell Scheißekopf!] or Speedcouch).



I'm a little new here, but I'm struck by how short of a memory pervades the posts here. If a bike is slow at any given round its engine is "consistently uncompetitive" / "total ...." / "doomed to be the coolest hunk in the crusher". What awaits our discourse in the months to come? Assuming nobody has insight to spew about Rossi's test past the month it occurred, what will we do? For those who ride, (we) share a desire to do the things we want to do, despite being too slow or too afraid to realize this fully, how will we pass the time for the months where our release is most concretely a fantasy?
 
it's "Scheißkopf"!
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Ill analyze those times for months like anyone else here!
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I will while away the months working on my mind control techniques. As a warm-up - I willed you

to create this thread. My next triumph of mind mastery will result in Talpa actually admitting his

fondest fantasy is to be Jumkie's ......
 
I have already pulled out the XR650R, got it tuned up and ready to go to the mountains. Took it down behind the house in the woods yesterday and promptly busted my .... No helmet, shorts and a tee shirt, was dressed for raking the yard. Sprained wrist, scuffed up leg, slightly bent handlebars, bent clutch lever and a ...... up grip, what a ....... dumb ..... My wife came home and asks me what happened, told her i slipped and fell on the hill while raking. She says maybe we need to hire someone to rake the yard, that i could screw up my knee replacement by falling. God love her.
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trying to get my hands on some 125cc cross bike to fool around in the snow and get hurt



then use that accident as an excuse for being the lesser rider compared to my friend when we go for rides again next spring
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(nah really i hurt my right shoulder once because of little out of control skid )
 

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