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The ignore button is a wonderful thing.
Convenient that you can hide your shame with a button
The ignore button is a wonderful thing.
Finally the off season is over and we can stop bickering. Oh wait. Finally the season is here and we can bicker about current racing. ..... The season is here let the ..... fest commence.
No reason to start predicting now. The main three bikes, ducati honda and yamaha all had good tests. So we should be in for a treat this season. Or does that mean Marc will run away with it? Thats what I think will happen unless uncle mellow wants to change tire again. Only other thing I have to say is .... off Lorenzo, you are still a grade 8 .....
Who the .... let Dub start the race thread. I thought we had all agreed its a bad idea
Convenient that you can hide your shame with a button
Agreed, I spent a month in that area a few years ago. Loved the hot springs there. Oddly enough, literally the other side of the world I bumped into two chicks who were at university with my brother. Small world.
That would have been an interesting story if you ...... those two chicks, but we all know that could never happen
Not at Rotorua Mdub?
Sure, I am aware of some of the undercurrent to all this as you know, and also have been reading the Game of Thrones books from the get-go/as they came out.Mike, It's like Game of Thrones. I'll try to explain in a manner that makes sense.
Picture me as Johnny Snow. My job is to make sure the wildlings don't get through the wall. My methods for doing this aren't altogether popular, so I have massed a number of enemies.
One day a woman in Kings Landing rose from the dust. She showed great promise at first. She could joust and melee with the best of men. We shall call her Little Cersei.
One day, Little Cersei was having a round of friendly and spirited swordplay with Johnny Snow. Johnny saw a opening and hit her in the ..... Cersei became enraged and cried foul.
Johnny Snow called fair play because Little Cersei had been hitting dicks and ....... and fighting like a man for a long time.
Cersei, feeling butthurt (and pussyhurt) fled into exile with the affable and noble King Robrett. Johnny Snow could have cared less at her departure, because Little Cersei was another wildling in a long line of wildlings that could not survive in the North.
Little Cersei was a different wildling though. Like a spider, she had amassed a number of spies and loyalists along the way. She gathered them all together for a secret chat to plot her revenge.
Among them was a psycho named Gregor Clichane. Also known as The Propagandi that rides. Gregor is an unpredictable ....... that finds sociopathic joy destroying young children.
Gregor became Little Cersei's personal Lord protector. Amongst this group of ruffians was Cersei's chief spy Twenty Twofinger, also known as Twenty Two face. Two face goes by many guises, often as a man but has been confirmed is a woman. She is recognizable by her tall tales such as the most recent one that she has over 40 horses in her stable.
This group plotted together a red wedding, where they would do harm to Johnny Snows teenage child.
Johnny decided to leave the Northslide for a time because he wanted nothing to do with a friendly joust that escalated into Reins of Castamere.
When he returned the psycho Gregor Clichane outwardly assured him that an attack on his family was on the way. Johnny Snow attempted to make peace but the unhinged Propagandi that rides, gloated over his impending doom. Johnny decided to ignore him and hope he went away, because having your family threatened is not something he took lightly.
So now you know the machinations of The Game of Tossers. Johnny Snow would never be Big Cersei because, Big Cersei coming around always brings back Gregor Clichane. Why would Johnny bring back someone that wants to harm his family. Though I wouldn't put it past Gregor to be Big Cersei because it furthers vilifies Johnny Snow to Little Cersei.
It's quite the clusterfuck. Someone should write a book about this ..... I bet they could make tens of pennies.
The truth is Johnny Snow could give two ..... about Little Cersei. She's just another ..... that didn't like to be hit in the ..... Or maybe it's the other way around. Trust me, I'm still confused.
She concocted a cold war that existed in her own mind.
The Propagandi that rides, now saying he just wants to talk about flying frenchmen shows his level of unpredictability. Last time he was here all he wanted to do was destroy the Northslide and Snow's family.
So .... him and could someone please give me the address to Shovs club. There's no way I'm missing out on motorboating motochick.
What was that about regional meet ups and whatnot?
Name a time and place. A 4 plate deadlift and 8 years of Krav Maga says Ramesh will be crying to his eleventy billion gods in 15 seconds or less.
JPSbitch is welcome too, but I highly doubt he pokes his head outside his mom’s basement because of his existential embarrassment.
I am sure they were when they tried ballet dancing with you.Krav Maga is gay as .... though.... I've trained with Krav Maga 'experts' and their 'skills' are laughable.
No - but might as well be. I know for sure Yakamoto San is Rog.
no race discussion?
jesus jk. do you know how much it makes my day to spend 7 seconds of my time to get you started like this?
and whether you're sparrows or some other ...... papa .... jesus. what a ....... creep. can you imagine how my ego/balls blow up knowing there's someone waiting on the web for me to post?
was genuinely back for some race talk but admittedly this beats it by miles. and i was sad the incel sub reddit got banned
love it.
have a nice season everyone, shout out to the race fans that endure this constant bitchfest by you lot
What was that about regional meet ups and whatnot?
Name a time and place. A 4 plate deadlift and 8 years of Krav Maga says Ramesh will be crying to his eleventy billion gods in 15 seconds or less.
JPSbitch is welcome too, but I highly doubt he pokes his head outside his mom’s basement because of his existential embarrassment.
I am sure they were when they tried ballet dancing with you.
Absolutely not
I've met both Rog and Yaka and they are both very different people.
Chalk and cheese springs to mind
I am sure they were when they tried ballet dancing with you.
I have already copped to being wrong on this and unreservedly apologized for mis-judging Rog who I'd say, could give a .... either way.