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Round 14: 2016 Gran Premio Movistar de Aragón: MotorLand Aragón

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Round 14 of the FIM Motogp World Championship makes it's yearly sojourn to the arid climate of Alcaniz, Spain for the third of four Spanish rounds at MotorLand Aragon.

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Weather:

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The Dorna PR hype train is focusing on whether or not we will have our 9th different winner of the 2016 season. My prediction is that we will not see our 9th winner of the season due to weather conditions being similar to Misano for race day. In fact, I will predict one of the 8 race winners will find themselves on the top step of the podium Sunday when the chequered flag waves. In the long run, the odds start to balance themselves out and while the tire shenanigans of Michelin continue, I will hold to my belief that the race winner will be sitting on either a Movistar Yamaha or a Repsol Honda. I will be picking Marc Marquez to take victory this weekend, and my alternate pick is Dani Pedrosa. Valentino Rossi will be in contention for a podium position. Rossi returns to site where his 2015 meltdown began as the pressure mounted on him to deliver the elusive 8th premier class title. 2016 looks a little different with Marc Marquez leading the championship and Rossi chasing him. Marquez will be looking to not repeat last year's DNF during the race.

Will the saga of Valentino Rossi and Jorge Lorenzo heat up as the media and VR46 fans try to fuel the fire further? After the MotoGP Forum conclusive proved VR is a dirty rider and hypocrite in spite of vehement opposition from noted VR troglodyte Moto Vudu, the matter on the forum was considered not worthy of being discussed. However at the first sight of a battle on track, you can be sure announcers, Nick Harris, Neil Hodgson, and Keith Huewen will be screaming about something. Or! What if Dani Pedrosa dares to race Rossi for the second year in a row? Will we be treated to another post-race press conference where Rossi goes full blown Area 51? Just know, racing VR these days can be a risky proposition.

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#NeverForgetSepang2015

In other more important news, the ceiling in Jums' home was covered in what I will call Hayden Love Juice™ when 2006 MotoGP World Champion Nicky Hayden was tapped to ride a Marc VDS Honda RC213V in place of the injured Jack Miller. If memory serves me correctly, Troy Bayliss is the last man to win a WSBK and MotoGP race during the same season when he won the final GP race at Valencia. Of course in spite of Troy's great performance, the day really belonged to Nicky Hayden when pole sitter and championship leader Valentino Rossi c̶r̶a̶s̶h̶e̶d̶ choked under the pressure, and was unable to mount a charge to get the points he do desperately needed to clinch the title.

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Nicky last rode a proper RCV in the 800cc era when he was still at Repsol Honda. However, he is on a Marc VDS, which is like being on a slightly more ........ Ten Kate Fireblade. If this race were in the rain, he might have a chance. Instead, he'll be battling it out with the backmarkers again because Honda is too busy stringing Nicky along with promises of a better WSBK machine.

Alex Lowes makes his return on the Tech 3 Yamaha for the third consecutive race and we may see the return of Loris Baz on the Avintia Ducati since his nasty Silverstone crash. Andrea Iannone plans on racing at Aragon regardless of being 100%. The only thing that remains is clearance by the Aragon medical staff. But if not, Michele Pirro will stand in if necessary.

I almost feel bad that I barely mentioned anything about what the Ducati team might do this weekend. Pencil in one rider for the top 5 or 6, and maybe a couple of obligatory shots of Stoner (who has been suspiciously quiet on social media as of late) sitting in the garage looking like he knows he could do better than either Iannone or Dovizioso.

Suzuki will be looking for another strong performance out of Vinales who is being anointed the next alien. Yet no one seems to blink at how easily the term alien is tossed around these days. Vinales while talented, is most certainly not an alien rider. The GSX-RR as I've stated multiple times is a great bike, and actually I would say it is better than the Desmo GP16. If it weren't for Esparagaro being on the second bike, the gap in the constructor's standings would be much closer between the two factories. If Iannone stays out of trouble in 2017, and the bike continues to progress, he will be in line to have a great season. Vinales may ultimately regret his decision to go to Yamaha.

Expect Cal Crutchlow to say he plans on contending for a race win. But the Crutchlow Carriage should beware in case the clock strikes midnight soon and his LCR, or rather he turns into a pumpkin.

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Let the games begin!
 
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I'm waiting to see how long it is before Lorenzo beats Rossi or Lorenzo wins and Rossi starts crying and says he is interfering with his championship.

I hope of a repeat of last year, it was a great race.
 
MotoGP-Aragon-2015.jpg


Round 14 of the FIM Motogp World Championship makes it's yearly sojourn to the arid climate of Alcaniz, Spain for the third of four Spanish rounds at MotorLand Aragon.

circuits_105.svg


Weather:

iJ3pqDr.png


The Dorna PR hype train is focusing on whether or not we will have our 9th different winner of the 2016 season. My prediction is that we will not see our 9th winner of the season due to weather conditions being similar to Misano for race day. In fact, I will predict one of the 8 race winners will find themselves on the top step of the podium Sunday when the chequered flag waves. In the long run, the odds start to balance themselves out and while the tire shenanigans of Michelin continue, I will hold to my belief that the race winner will be sitting on either a Movistar Yamaha or a Repsol Honda. I will be picking Marc Marquez to take victory this weekend, and my alternate pick is Dani Pedrosa. Valentino Rossi will be in contention for a podium position. Rossi returns to site where his 2015 meltdown began as the pressure mounted on him to deliver the elusive 8th premier class title. 2016 looks a little different with Marc Marquez leading the championship and Rossi chasing him. Marquez will be looking to not repeat last year's DNF during the race.

Will the saga of Valentino Rossi and Jorge Lorenzo heat up as the media and VR46 fans try to fuel the fire further? After the MotoGP Forum conclusive proved VR is a dirty rider and hypocrite in spite of vehement opposition from noted VR troglodyte Moto Vudu, the matter on the forum was considered not worthy of being discussed. However at the first sight of a battle on track, you can be sure announcers, Nick Harris, Neil Hodgson, and Keith Huewen will be screaming about something. Or! What if Dani Pedrosa dares to race Rossi for the second year in a row? Will we be treated to another post-race press conference where Rossi goes full blown Area 51? Just know, racing VR these days can be a risky proposition.

PA1823738.0008.jpg


#NeverForgetSepang2015

In other more important news, the ceiling in Jums' home was covered in what I will call Hayden Love Juice™ when 2006 MotoGP World Champion Nicky Hayden was tapped to ride a Marc VDS Honda RC213V in place of the injured Jack Miller. If memory serves me correctly, Troy Bayliss is the last man to win a WSBK and MotoGP race during the same season when he won the final GP race at Valencia. Of course in spite of Troy's great performance, the day really belonged to Nicky Hayden when pole sitter and championship leader Valentino Rossi c̶r̶a̶s̶h̶e̶d̶ choked under the pressure, and was unable to mount a charge to get the points he do desperately needed to clinch the title.

5f66fbf3f2162f0f730f6a706700a16e.jpg


Nicky last rode a proper RCV in the 800cc era when he was still at Repsol Honda. However, he is on a Marc VDS, which is like being on a slightly more ........ Ten Kate Fireblade. If this race were in the rain, he might have a chance. Instead, he'll be battling it out with the backmarkers again because Honda is too busy stringing Nicky along with promises of a better WSBK machine.

Alex Lowes makes his return on the Tech 3 Yamaha for the third consecutive race and we may see the return of Loris Baz on the Avintia Ducati since his nasty Silverstone crash. Andrea Iannone plans on racing at Aragon regardless of being 100%. The only thing that remains is clearance by the Aragon medical staff. But if not, Michele Pirro will stand in if necessary.

I almost feel bad that I barely mentioned anything about what the Ducati team might do this weekend. Pencil in one rider for the top 5 or 6, and maybe a couple of obligatory shots of Stoner (who has been suspiciously quiet on social media as of late) sitting in the garage looking like he knows he could do better than either Iannone or Dovizioso.

Suzuki will be looking for another strong performance out of Vinales who is being anointed the next alien. Yet no one seems to blink at how easily the term alien is tossed around these days. Vinales while talented, is most certainly not an alien rider. The GSX-RR as I've stated multiple times is a great bike, and actually I would say it is better than the Desmo GP16. If it weren't for Esparagaro being on the second bike, the gap in the constructor's standings would be much closer between the two factories. If Iannone stays out of trouble in 2017, and the bike continues to progress, he will be in line to have a great season. Vinales may ultimately regret his decision to go to Yamaha.

Expect Cal Crutchlow to say he plans on contending for a race win. But the Crutchlow Carriage should beware in case the clock strikes midnight soon and his LCR, or rather he turns into a pumpkin.

PA1869859.0008.jpg


Let the games begin!

What a ...... budoist rip off thread. Stick to what you do best which is reply to every single post on the forum. Let Kitty and I handle the thread starting.
 
What a ...... budoist rip off thread. Stick to what you do best which is reply to every single post on the forum. Let Kitty and I handle the thread starting.
ROFL. You just quoted his entire post, thus doubling the effect of the thing.

I see that there is no organization for starting these race threads. And most seem rather underwhelming considering that they should be the primary threads in a place called MotoGP Forum. At least his post has some pictures and a track map. You would think that would be the LEAST we could do to present each event thread.

Why doesn't this place just start each event thread with a simple history, last year's result, a couple of pictures, a track map, and the current standings and/or entries? Then everyone can have at it, AFTER THAT simple beginning.
 
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ROFL. You just quoted his entire post, thus doubling the effect of the thing.

I see that there is no organization for starting these race threads. And most seem rather underwhelming considering that they should be the primary threads in a place called MotoGP Forum. At least his post has some pictures and a track map. You would think that would be the LEAST we could do to present each event thread.

Why doesn't this place just start each event thread with a simple history, last year's result, a couple of pictures, a track map, and the current standings and/or entries? Then everyone can have at it, AFTER THAT simple beginning.

I hope JPS got the joke. He did that to me once for starting a race thread. I am a bit surprised that he did it in the style that another user has done practically every race thread for years.

We could write history, standings, ect. in the start of the thread or we could discuss all of that in the thread instead of the same old tiresome ......... I'm not uposed to someone doing all that, but don't steal another user style without credit or asking. Thats a little weak.
 
I hope JPS got the joke. He did that to me once for starting a race thread. .

I prefer Shovel starting the race threads. Afterall, don't all these rider's have butt boyfriends? Rossi has Uccio, Lorenzo has that one guy, Pedrosa has Puig, Viñalez has Rossi, the Espargaro brothers have eachother, Cruchlow has his phone, Hector has Willski...

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
I hope JPS got the joke. He did that to me once for starting a race thread. I am a bit surprised that he did it in the style that another user has done practically every race thread for years.

We could write history, standings, ect. in the start of the thread or we could discuss all of that in the thread instead of the same old tiresome ......... I'm not uposed to someone doing all that, but don't steal another user style without credit or asking. Thats a little weak.

Oh .... JP. Are you towing Budo's thread?
 
Haha, I know Dub was joking.

I kept it the same as budoist because at least it gives some sense of uniformity to everything. I didn't post the grid girls picture because let's be real, I can go to Shovel's club and get something better along with STD's, or I could just post pictures of girls off .... sites. But I think that might make browsing this site at work difficult. Unless of course you don't have to work, and have someone else's wallet paying for everything.
 
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#buildthewall





#makepowerslidegreatagain

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.

I hope during the presidential debates, when Hillary plays dumb over the emails and says "I really didn't know this would happen", Trump looks over at her and goes, "Hillary, you ignorant ....."

 
Off topic, choosing between Hillary and Donald is like deciding to shoot your left foot or your right foot. #peace
 
Off topic, choosing between Hillary and Donald is like deciding to shoot your left foot or your right foot. #peace
Err.. no it isn't. Its more like shooting yourself in the foot or in the gut. Both are survivable, one of them however is considerably more serious.

....... is a shady establishmentarian who's just more of the same. There have been others like her before, there'll be others like her after.

Trump, in contrast, is ignorant, overconfident, thin-skinned and buffoonish but above all he is erratic and impulsive.

And where the legislature & judiciary function as checks upon the power of the executive, the same doesn't apply to the nuclear command structure which is designed for speed, efficiency and unquestioning obedience to authority. This is usually not an issue with a generic Democrat or Republican, but Trump has proven himself to be a truly unique candidate.

I think Gary Johnson's Abe (pity he doesn't have a real shot) put it best, if this were Gotham, it would be a choice between the Mob and Joker.
 
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....... is way beyond just a crook. She sold out all women for personal power. She's a carpetbagger from the south. She and Bill stole goods from the White House. And she is quite likely a murderer, despite the absolution she received for killing Christopher Stevens and others.

Trump is probably a crook, too. But, as far as I know, he is just part of the same system that makes lots of questionable personalities rich. Neither of these people are my choice for a Presidential Candidate. But that's nothing particularly new for me.

All I hear now from the one-sided press is how emotional people who support Trump are about Terrorism. And how smart people who support ....... are to keep letting Americans die. Doesn't make much sense to me, but I am not that smart.

I should follow the people from India, I suppose, where people die on the street, because their Karma is to die on the street. That is probably my misunderstanding, India is modern. It has nuclear weapons, because ...... well I am not quite sure why, except Pakistan has them, but India had them first so I guess that's not a good excuse. They have a no strike first policy. But that is only on countries that DON'T have nuclear weapons. They are free to blow the .... out of Pakistan for no particular good reason. Not that these countries have ever had border disputes or anything.

#motogpnuclearweaponsnow
#anotherracethreadturnedtocrap
#clintontrumpracemoto3
#wingletsscrewelection
#nowIampartofproblem
 

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