The Crashy Crutchlow Game

Step right up ladies and gentlemen it's time to play the crashy crutchlow game
This will be a weekly game of .... slapping and ..... bouncing fun. We will be testing the prediction prowess of your diminutive brains on the results of the UK's most diminutive demolition diva.
The rules of the game are as follows
1) When copulating with a mans wife, kindly sanitize your member before pulling out inserting it into her husbands arsehole Oops. wrong rulebook. That is the rulebook for Club Shov.

Heres the Crashy Crutchlow rules

-Each week post if Cal will crash or not. A correct guess will merit you 1 point
-Post the lap he will crash on. 1 point
-Post the excuse. 1 point
-Post the manner of expression. Example. Hands in the air wtf just happened ........ expression or dejected, head down trudge to the fence. 1 point.

In the event of a tie, winner will be decided by closest lap prediction leading up to the crashed lap.

Motokitty is in charge of the winners prize. At the end of the season, she's giving away a GI Joe with a kung fu grip. I'm not sure what any of you adults would do with a toy figurine but MotoKitty assured me you will enjoy it

Let the games begin

My prediction for Argentina

Crash: yes
Lap: 6
Excuse: tires
Expression: wtf hands in the air

How low can Cal's crutch go?

Dude, seriously? Your idea of fun is to start a post to bag some guy you don't really have a gripe with? What is that? I'm curious...

Crash: Yes
Lap: 14
Excuse: Track conditions
Expression: Doesn't even look at the bike. Just walks away.

Cool Blue said:

How low can Cal's crutch go?

Dude, seriously? Your idea of fun is to start a post to bag some guy you don't really have a gripe with? What is that? I'm curious...

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Because it was there.

I'm sticking with Cal lap 12 with a tire. He's practicing for it in fp3.

JohnnyKnockdown said:

Because it was there.

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Who called the fun police already?

MdubSTYLIE said:

Who called the fun police already?

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I just wanted to see JKD's response and I wasn't disappointed.

MdubSTYLIE said:

Who called the fun police already?

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Cool Blues new name is .... Blocker. Doesnt he realize this is all a smoke screen so I can get a GI Joe, with a kung fu grip

Cool Blue said:

I just wanted to see JKD's response and I wasn't disappointed.

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So does that mean we should write you down for dnf? Did not fall.

JohnnyKnockdown said:

Cool Blues new name is .... Blocker. Doesnt he realize this is all a smoke screen so I can get a GI Joe, with a kung fu grip

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You gave me that title so I feel obligated to live up to it.

Cool Blue said:

You gave me that title so I feel obligated to live up to it.

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Thats right I did. How prophetic. Thats a good sign seeming that this is a prediction thread. Im a lock for this game
As the great Charlie Sheen would say. BINNING!!

Cool Blue said:

You gave me that title so I feel obligated to live up to it.

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Well it's preferable to OmNom.

I'll go for lap 4, tires , punch the air and shake head

As unlikely as it seems, I predict that Cal won't crash at all. Rather, he'll achieve a spectacular third place by a last lap, final corner lunge underneath Andrea Ianonne to get on the rostrum. I know this because it was revealed to me in a vision roughly a year ago and it somehow seemed so real.

Arrabbiata1 said:

As unlikely as it seems, I predict that Cal won't crash at all. Rather, he'll achieve a spectacular third place by a last lap, final corner lunge underneath Andrea Ianonne to get on the rostrum. I know this because it was revealed to me in a vision roughly a year ago and it somehow seemed so real.

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Strangely, having fantastical dreams and waking up in a state of confusion and a bloody arsehole seem to be common denominators when hanging around Willski

JohnnyKnockdown said:

Strangely, having fantastical dreams and waking up in a state of confusion and a bloody arsehole seem to be common denominators when hanging around Willski

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Willski always reminded me of a English Bill Cosby.

Cal will have an epic epiphany and realise his true place in the universe, flap his arms in exasperation at his erstwhile stupidity and after arranging Lorenzo's assassination through cunning media manipulation of the yellow mafia, make a triumphant return to Ducati. They will slay a fatted calf and bankroll him to a 2017 championship, except... On the very last lap at Valencia, with a 5 point lead in the championship, he will be kicked off his bike by a confused, wild-carding Casey Stoner, thus parting the waters for Rossi's triumphant tenth.

MdubSTYLIE said:

Willski always reminded me of a English Bill Cosby.

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I thought Rolf Harris already had that gig...

I had to look up GI joe with kung Fu grip. It does exist.

Cal will be down on lap 9.
Tire. Hands in the air, ask god WHY?

We need to come up with a prize. The more accurate the better the prize.

So far the odds are 2:1 for tire malfunction. ECu excuse would also have to be 2:1. Track conditions 3:1 possibly.