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Rossi's new job after losing this year

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ToniElias

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Today, it was raining a lot so I stayed inside sitting behind the tv and getting bored. Suddenly I started thinking about what would be the perfect job for Rossi after his retirement this season. Suddenly I found a perfect job for theh guy: Rossi the pizza boy.

Wouldn't it be nice to call 'Rossi's pizzas 4 minuti' and 5 minutes later you hear a motorbike with straight line power issues and worn out tyres arriving at your home ? You open the door and see a motogp guy on a Yamaha in front of you. He takes of his helmet and you see the guy is nobody less than Valentino Rossi himself. He gives you your pizza and replies: "Rossi's pizzas, only if you want to get served fast. I could have served you faster if my tyres would work more optimal and if I wouldn't have to carry so much weight. Also, going from the pizza shop you to your house doesn't suit my bike so much because there are a lot of straight lines on the way. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the pizza and I am sure next time I find another excuse to explain why I was 1 minute later than planned. Don't forget, I am the fastest best pizza boy in the world. Arriverderci, Ciao." And while saying all this, he does it with his famous big Rossi smile.

You have to agree, this would be a dream for the so many Rossi fans, isn't it ?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ToniElias @ May 26 2007, 09:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Wouldn't it be nice to call 'Rossi's pizzas 4 minuti' and 5 minutes later you hear a motorbike with straight line power issues and worn out tyres arriving at your home ?

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ToniElias @ May 26 2007, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Suddenly I started thinking about what would be the perfect job for Rossi after his retirement this season.
Hahah, .... man, that was hilarious! Did you come up with that all by yourself? Haha. You need a hobby.

I swear to Buddha, I had to stop reading it several times just to finish the post. What a great visual i got of him. Dude, I'm laughing with you and laughing at you. Haha, that was funny.


But I have a feeling not too many Rossi fans will find it funny.

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<<Rossi's Pizza Delivery!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ToniElias @ May 27 2007, 02:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Wouldn't it be nice to call 'Rossi's pizzas 4 minuti' and 5 minutes later you hear a motorbike with straight line power issues and worn out tyres arriving at your home ?

HAHAHA LOL
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Rossi would no doubt make a fine pizza delivery boy.

Elias has no future in fast food delivery, there may be other vehicles on the road, and he couldnt resist crashing into them.

Hayboy would deliver a cold pizza some time on the day you ordered it.

Pedrosa would never leave the shop after realising that the microwave in the kitchen was his father.


Sadly, Gibernau would be intimidated by the mind games of the other delivery boys and retire halfway through his first morning.

Junior would have a wonderful pizza but put it in a crappy box that wouldnt handle the heat of the pizza and go backwards.

Biaggi would piss off everyone in the shop and end up working for the McDonalds down the road......
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ToniElias @ May 27 2007, 02:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Wouldn't it be nice to call 'Rossi's pizzas 4 minuti' and 5 minutes later you hear a motorbike with straight line power issues and worn out tyres arriving at your home ? You open the door and see a motogp guy on a Yamaha in front of you. He takes of his helmet and you see the guy is nobody less than Valentino Rossi himself. He gives you your pizza and replies: "Rossi's pizzas, only if you want to get served fast. I could have served you faster if my tyres would work more optimal and if I wouldn't have to carry so much weight. Also, going from the pizza shop you to your house doesn't suit my bike so much because there are a lot of straight lines on the way. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the pizza and I am sure next time I find another excuse to explain why I was 1 minute later than planned. Don't forget, I am the fastest best pizza boy in the world. Arriverderci, Ciao." And while saying all this, he does it with his famous big Rossi smile.

You have to agree, this would be a dream for the so many Rossi fans, isn't it ?
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I like it!

Get a Stoner's Pizza, way faster.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (basspete @ May 27 2007, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Rossi would no doubt make a fine pizza delivery boy.

Elias has no future in fast food delivery, there may be other vehicles on the road, and he couldnt resist crashing into them.

Hayboy would deliver a cold pizza some time on the day you ordered it.

Pedrosa would never leave the shop after realising that the microwave in the kitchen was his father.
Sadly, Gibernau would be intimidated by the mind games of the other delivery boys and retire halfway through his first morning.

Junior would have a wonderful pizza but put it in a crappy box that wouldnt handle the heat of the pizza and go backwards.

Biaggi would piss off everyone in the shop and end up working for the McDonalds down the road......


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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (skidmark @ May 27 2007, 12:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>
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I like it!

Get a Stoner's Pizza, way faster.


Would that be a Casey Stonebake?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (basspete @ May 27 2007, 03:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Rossi would no doubt make a fine pizza delivery boy.

Elias has no future in fast food delivery, there may be other vehicles on the road, and he couldnt resist crashing into them.

Hayboy would deliver a cold pizza some time on the day you ordered it.

Pedrosa would never leave the shop after realising that the microwave in the kitchen was his father.
Sadly, Gibernau would be intimidated by the mind games of the other delivery boys and retire halfway through his first morning.

Junior would have a wonderful pizza but put it in a crappy box that wouldnt handle the heat of the pizza and go backwards.

Biaggi would piss off everyone in the shop and end up working for the McDonalds down the road......
Hahah, ....... Pete! Now I gotta clean this cold pizza that I just spit onto my keyboard from laughing. Errr. (Cold Pizza tastes good, Just supporting my boy and all).

Have you been going to humor school?
 
T.E. the Rosie Odonnell of Motogpforum.com. Your act is getting stale my friend. You do seem to have attracted a few suck-up followers though. My advice to you is get a girlfriend (if you like girls) and try to get laid. Though I think your personality might prevent that. I thought you were an intelligent person at first, but after reading post after post of the same thing, I have come to realize that you are in fact a boorish tosser.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ogunski @ May 27 2007, 10:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>T.E. the Rosie Odonnell of Motogpforum.com. Your act is getting stale my friend. You do seem to have attracted a few suck-up followers though. My advice to you is get a girlfriend (if you like girls) and try to get laid. Though I think your personality might prevent that. I thought you were an intelligent person at first, but after reading post after post of the same thing, I have come to realize that you are in fact a boorish tosser.
+1
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ogunski @ May 27 2007, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>...a few suck-up followers though....
Yet here you are. (Along with a few "suck-ups" including one that +1 your post.)

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (roger-m @ May 27 2007, 05:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>just like the scientiogists mate, he's fair game
I think you didn't understand. "Sticks and Stones" means you shouldn't get all worked up. It was ment to be funny, which a few "suck-ups" got, unlike you and your flustered "+1" above.

Laugh with him or laugh at him, you choose. Make a witty comeback, like Pete did. I know you got it in you buddy.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ogunski @ May 27 2007, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>...
Hey Ogunski,

What happened to the thread you started? Just wondering.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Racejumkie @ May 28 2007, 06:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Hey Ogunski,

What happened to the thread you started? Just wondering.
So was I!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Burky @ May 28 2007, 02:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>So was I!
I hope its not some censorship thing, that would be sad.
 

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