Read is a complete knob.
Complete.
And also Utter
What do you expect from a country that thinks of nothing but getting a cheap kitchen.
I dont know about you but I get the impression that all anyone in the uk does is:
Want a cheap kitchen
dream about a cheap kitchen
own a cheap kitchen
talk about cheap kitchens when they meet in the street ( ooh ello love, ows the cheap kitchen going? )
Nigella .... cheap kitchen
jamie oliver ..... cheap .... no ...positively ghetto kitchen
gordon ramsey ... potty mouth .... gutter kitchen
name their heroes after cheap kitchens ..... Lord cheap Kitchener
id even venture to say that the riders we get from britain are like cheap kitchens amongst handbuilt custom luxury blackwood kitchens we export from aus.
and as we all know cheap kitchens dont have nice nice recessed door handles, or secret closures etc. Cheap kitchens have knobs. Knobs knobs knobs as far as the eye can see.