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Le Mans Qualifying

Plenty of people have lives on here, its the very fact we go have lives that we dont have to tell everyone about it on a public forum
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So Barry, you surf? - in addition to being a supremo speedway superstar, dirt tracker, cart racer, motorcycle instructor, engineer, bmx coach, builder of fine hand crafted musical instruments, etc etc. Like 22 said - stand up the real Barry Machine.

He cant because he was a general in the Australian SAS
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He cant because he was a general in the Australian SAS
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No I'm not Rog. I'm not into armies at all. Whomsover's country they come from. So you got me there ...... I'm not a general, not even a Private.



But hey ........ that was never on my list, was it?
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WTF Rog. ......... of all the inane things you pick its a General in an army ...... is that really what you idolise!??
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You may be General of the PS SAS ( Powerslide Sad Arse Sacks )
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Plenty of people have lives on here, its the very fact we go have lives that we dont have to tell everyone about it on a public forum
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Says our resident Billy kart champ!!
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No actually ...... I say good on ya for your karting exploits ....... I'm not gunna be a .... just because you are choosing to be ATM.
 
No I'm not Rog. I'm not into armies at all. Whomsover's country they come from. So you got me there ...... I'm not a general, not even a Private.



But hey ........ that was never on my list, was it?
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WTF Rog. ......... of all the inane things you pick its a General in an army ...... is that really what you idolise!??
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You may be General of the PS SAS ( Powerslide Sad Arse Sacks )
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Well it's a standing joke in the uk. The SAS is the smallest regiment in the world yet so many (bullshitters) will tell you they have served in it.

Being you are the most socially inept keyboard bullshitter out there you would be the type to not only claim to have served but also claim to have been the General. My way of saying you are a King Bullshitter.



You tell us so many fanciful storys here on powerslide yet still have never shown yourself
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You need to get a real live berry, not the imaginary one you portray to us here.
 
Well it's a standing joke in the uk. The SAS is the smallest regiment in the world yet so many (bullshitters) will tell you they have served in it.

Being you are the most socially inept keyboard bullshitter out there you would be the type to not only claim to have served but also claim to have been the General. My way of saying you are a King Bullshitter.



You tell us so many fanciful storys here on powerslide yet still have never shown yourself
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You need to get a real live berry, not the imaginary one you portray to us here.





I'm glad you think they are fanciful and unbelievable Rog. I kinda thought I've had a pretty average life, but bugger me!! you are right !! I'm pretty ....... good aren't I !!



You bring the best out in people Rog. you really do, I feel a million feet tall around you!!
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Hows the surf there Rog.? You are one sad sack
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I'm glad you think they are fanciful and unbelievable Rog. I kinda thought I've had a pretty average life, but bugger me!! you are right !! I'm pretty ....... good aren't I !!



You bring the best out in people Rog. you really do, I feel a million feet tall around you!!
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Hows the surf there Rog.? You are one sad sack
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I have plenty in my life mate, sometimes i wonder if im the luckiest man in the world. I just don't feel the need to sing about it here. Surf... no not me. Laying on a poly float board as a kid in Cornwall way my surfing experience.
 
I have plenty in my life mate, sometimes i wonder if im the luckiest man in the world. I just don't feel the need to sing about it here. Surf... no not me. Laying on a poly float board as a kid in Cornwall way my surfing experience.



A brief mention that I surf, because Michael mentioned a surfing movie ........ and thats singing about it in Brit. speak is it? I suppose If I raved about your car for ten pages that's be acceptable ............. STFU Rog. You are sinking so much in you own whinging sooking .... that you are going to be the next pommie "bogman"
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Well never heard it before, I'd better study up on my magazines before I have a surf again then? Kook you say? where is that used and what does it mean?



Mind you for some funny reason the grommets don't tend to call us oldies many names, I just assumed that they are very well bred young chaps!



"Bra" ...... yes I know that term ........ some of the nastier boys at one of the schools I teach at love to call me "Bra Boy" ....... not very nice chaps at all.!
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Its kinda odd you know that one? Thats a pretty local saying I assumed. Well local around Sydney and New Zealand
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Hey you used one, but its a little old school. Its just groms now. Been that way since the 70's.



As for kook, its a poser. A dude that gets all geared up with the most expensive .... possible and tells great stories of how good he is at all. And then sits in the water like a mother ....... bobber. Or a dude that thinks he can back the .... out of anything on two wheels. But in reality is just some ....... kook who sits on the internet and tells stories. Sound fimiliar?
 
A brief mention that I surf, because Michael mentioned a surfing movie ........ and thats singing about it in Brit. speak is it? I suppose If I raved about your car for ten pages that's be acceptable ............. STFU Rog. You are sinking so much in you own whinging sooking .... that you are going to be the next pommie "bogman"
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The difference is A. i start a thread about my car, unlike you who just drops ........ into every thread & B. several powerslide members have been in my car FOR REAL. You still hide behind internet anonymity. See the difference? nah of course you don't Kook.
 
i'd say this is the last track where lorenzo/yamaha hold an advantage over honda/stoner , jorge needs to win this and i think he will.expect a monumental last lap battle lorenzo vs stoner



time for spies to get back on the podium



Nah Spies hates this track the most out of the whole season, I expect a DNF TBH,

I hope I'm wrong though.
 
I'm afraid to tell you this now, for fear you will have a heart attack in shear disbelief but here goes again, just look at your reaction to finding out that some Aussies ( including me ) surf!! ........ I cannot lie ..........



I go to the toilet ....... I think self imposed constipation is a very British thing Arab, we'd rather go for a surf than play holding back our turds. Thats not a very popular pastime here ........ surfing is! Did I happen to tell you that I surf Arab! I kinda knew you don't go to the toilet much, and do the Brit. constipation thing, cos there;s so much .... comes out of your mouth Arab
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so add that to my list, of unbelievably incredibly alien things I do/have done, if you like Jason ( thats my new name for you cos it has become apparent ,because of your disbelief that I have a life, that you are not just a couch potato, but indeed you are "the couch" ....... and a recliner at that! )

Toilet trader
 
Stoner on pole by tiny fraction from Lorenzo. They lose friendship during the race.

Pedrosa 3rd on qp & lonely 3rd on race. Possibly gets a flat tire from the bike parts he left behind last year.

Expect to see a battle for the 4th between Spies, Carl, & Dovi.

Monumental battle between Rossi & Barbara for the glorious 7th.

Nicky, Bautista, & Bradl should be close together having their own fun.
 
oh yea...this thread is about LeMans qualifying....let's see



1. Stoner

2. Lorenzo

3. Crutchlow



Spies, Dovi, and Pedro...I'll give the edge to Spies and Dovi since there's a lot of hard braking.

The Duc's could possibly show well assuming there's no stray radio signals.
 
^ what L8 said



This should be a factory party, on paper anyway,,

1. Stoner - just because

2, Pedrosa - time to put up or shut down

3. Lorenzo - best rider on second best bike

4. Spies - One more time being shown up by the Satellite twins and that hole is going to be too deep to crawl out of;
 
Nothing new really, just about every thread has been destroyed by BM--the cancer of PS.



Its a good thing he doesn't watch Wsbk & SX/MX (Well, at least not anymore since he retired from the series after a few championships.)





Anyway...



My predictions:



1. Nicky Hayden

2-21. Who gives a .....
 
I'm with Jumkie, Go Hayden!!!!



Incidentally, Hayden said in an interview that the heavy braking zones on this track will help Ducati. I thought that this was one of their weak points due to either not enough or excessive flexing in the steering head?!
 
Nothing new really, just about every thread has been destroyed by BM--the cancer of PS.



Its a good thing he doesn't watch Wsbk & SX/MX (Well, at least not anymore since he retired from the series after a few championships.)





Anyway...



My predictions:



1. Nicky Hayden

2-21. Who gives a .....



More Hayden bum love from Jums !



You got it wrong compa......after reading the ........ in this thread......



Think Barrymachine might just get it by a bikes length from Crutchlow.
 
I hope it pisses it down and they all get wet and catch this ....... cold i've got. .... em all, and .... all of you lot too while im at it.
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