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i heard the news on Sat that Benny won,,,,was hoping at least some of you where there to pat him on the back...That is freaking rad!
 
Well... this stuff is all going to come in drips and drabs - in and out of any chronological order. For me this is kinda how it all started.



Look out pretty Mama I'm on the road again! Welll, we're on the way with Jum in the Captain's seat and Will riding shotgun. Ms. Jumkie and the boys are comfortably ensconced in the back – Curvey's sittin' across the from me in the breakfeast nook, in his wraparound shades waiting for a chance to try some of the cosmic .... purchased at the local MM Dispensary.



In the super-duper Queen Mary RV is Chopper and Bon and their three very brave kids, along with Arrib and Daughter, who according to regular phone reports from Cali Kid, are hanging on to the edges of their seats with bloodless hands and faces, fingers gripping into the woodwork like a clan of professional rock climbers, gritting their teeth every time Chops changes lanes to the sound the blaring air horns of outraged bird flipping truckers with Oklahoma plates. Cali Kid sitting in the seat across from Chops has been counting his rosary and praying to the Air-Bag God; for good measure he has gaff-taped himself into his seat. That said, we're rolling – with a quick detour to LAX to pick up last minute arrival Clark JW.



Apparently we were all talking too much and Jum was getting distracted by all the yacking so he opened the propane release valve letting the back of the RV fill up with gas. Everything is much quieter back here now. More later.



Good Night; Your Faithful Narrator.





Was just nodding off. Curve asleep in the back, Clark passed out in the breakfast nook, Homey asleep on the couch. We're up in the hills, blinding heat in the 100s. Up front Jum is intrepedily forging on while Shotgun Will keeps and eye for banditos. Still happy and sated from a big breakfast with Cali kid this morning, some of the best huevos rancheros in a long time, the heat is seeping into my soul and I lie down on the floor, I'm nodding out, going off into a smooth dream about cream pie, and pit tootsies. Then Boom! Boombedy boom da boom boom dumbledy-dumbledy bumpty bamp bamp. We're all awake . Rear inside wheel has lost it its tread and now we're crawling onto the off-ramp.



Chopper and crew are miles ahead - blissfully unaware of us limping into a truck stop. We're all sitting around waiting for AAA.



When I wrote all the above (I'm home now) - we were all of us hanging out waiting for AAA to come. Hours later a useless .... arrived who took must of have been over two hours just to get the wheel off. At which point - a few brews and a few bowls later - it all seemed like a tiny bump on the road to racing paradise as we all hopped back in the RV. Whee! Laguna here we come!!! Then less than 5 miles down the road - BAM BAM BUMBPTY RUMP RUMP RUMP etc. another tire unraveled. This time Jum located a Mexican mechanic who showed up in no time at all and replaced both blown-up tires with fresh rubber and patched THE THIRD TiRE - which we discovered had a big-... nail in it. Did the whole job in under 40 minutes with a smile on his face. He was the Pavarotti of tire changing; A magic man. Then... Jum petalled to the metal and hauled ... through the cooling hills and scrubland as the stars came out in the desert skies, all the while refining his smooth rap for the gate-man at Laguna knowing full well that were were not supposed to be allowed into the camp grounds after 12:00 midnight. I will leave the telling of the further details to Jum.
 

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Its very quiet on here. Come on guys feed us the fun!!!!!!!!!!
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We could not get any I-Net connection all weekend. My wife is in bed and waiting for me to come in but I had to post just a few teasers before crashing. The wait will be worthwhile. This weekend needs a new never before heard adjective because epic and all them others won't do it justice.
 
i missed this thread hows this weekends gayfeest going. sore bums i hope
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DONT FORGET THE PICS



So glad to be seeing your posts on the thread again on a regular basis. Here's just one teaser I shot on Sunday - and then to bed.

This one in particular 'cause I know you lot are gay for royalty.
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Been trying to fall asleep - but am still on California time - so I'll post a few more. This one's for Austin.
 

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Too bad all us Socialistas are too liberal for ol' Pov.
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Eddie the Grande Olde Man that he is + The Godfather demonstrating the latest gang signs.
 

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Great stuff Kesh

Wishing I'd been there more with every post added
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Shame bout the i-net if I'd known could have sent you something you could have used in the paddock if you sat by a certain teams trailers.
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Next time
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thanks for the update Gator...glad to hear everyone at least made it thru the weekend. Can't wait to read the goings on.



Lol and i missed everyone again.. so my phone is dead, texting jumkie from my brother in law's phone.. im on turn 5.. they're on turn 9/10.. might as well be the other side of the planet haha.. saturday night woulda worked perfect.. but all the powersliders were going over to cannery row when i called.. so expect some stories from there my friends
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that place always produces some good ones.. good times anyway,.. hope everyone had a blast.. i did!
 
Too bad all us Socialistas are too liberal for ol' Pov.
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The irony of these pictures is astounding. Whats next, Sunday morning pics of church service.
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By the way, who is the right wing nutter who supplied such a disgusting display of weaponry
 
The irony of these pictures is astounding. Whats next, Sunday morning pics of church service.
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By the way, who is the right wing nutter who supplied such a disgusting display of weaponry



It was a charity event. For every dollar we spent on ammo - Remmington matched our cost

by contributing an equal amount to the Obama campaign. Bullets For Obama!
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Almost forgot this one. We were prepping for dinner and Chops volunteered to get the silverware. Couldn't find the forks but no probs finding a knife.
 

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Midnight arrival. Sargent Jum takes charge - trenches to be dug. Sleep? Later maggots!
 

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Fearless Leader gets up to smell the napalm on the morning breeze.
 

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Recon Troops - beers in hand - surveying the lay of the land and on the lookout for Pit Tootsies.
 

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