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Help Alvaro choose his next target!

CAUTION: The Torpista Targeting Computer is ACTIVE!

  • Big Jorge

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  • Pedrocycle

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  • Marquie

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  • Rossi

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  • Nick

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  • Dovi

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  • Cal

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  • Smith

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  • Crazy Joe

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  • Bradl

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  • Some poor ....... flogging a CRT.

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Southern Aridzona - Hell's doorstep.
Alvaro Bautista "After the rain on Tuesday we were finally back to

working intensely, in what was an extremely positive day of testing.

Last year at the Aragón circuit we had particular difficulties riding,

but after this test I feel confident about it. I am satisfied with the

new forks, because I didn’t have any annoying chatter with them, and the

rear shock has given me a lot of confidence. The new Nissin brakes are

performing very well too. Overall it was a positive day which bodes well

for the future –starting with the next race at Assen. I want to redeem

myself after the disappointment of Barcelona, so I can’t wait for that.
"


 


Great, he'll be trying twice as hard.  :rolleyes:


 


 


<span style="font-size:24px;DANGER WILL, ROBINSON!


 


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It seems a given that Alvaro Torpista will strike again, possibly as soon as the next race.


His targeting computer is hot and is acquiring data.


 


<span style="font-size:18px;Where will he strike next?


 


(There should be a poll around here somewhere....)
 
I voted for Lorenzo, Pedrosa, Marc and Dovi. I think the Torpedo will do 4 at one time to show us he hasn't lost his edge.
 
Hahaha! This thread has me rolling.  Well done Geo.  


 


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Well, he has taken out both the Factory Yamahas between Rossi this year and Lorenzo last year, and he took out Hayden and Rossi in one go a few years back, so thats both factory Ducati's. I think he'll be after the Repsol boys next! I added Bradl in there too since he has a 'full factory bike' according to the trolls at Honda
 
Elite, good point. Alvahoe 'the factory' Bombista

I guess the satellite boys are safe...for now.

Btw, if we havent already, I think we can put the 2013 Torpedo award thread to rest.
 
Big Jorge
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Possibly my favourite Alvaro picture:


 


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Admiring his mustachio in a glossy wall.


Fantastic thread, what is Alvaro doing with that tash? he looks like he is going on a gay pride march.
 
This thread is genius :)


 


I voted Rossi because they just can't seem to stay away from one another and since he's already taken Hayden out, I decided it would only be fair for him to take Dovi next time to even things up for the Ducati boys.
 
Just as an exercise, I anagrammed him.


 


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<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:15px;At Our Val' As Bait...
 
I think Alvaro will leave it that late on the brakes into the first bend that he will take out Josh Brookes when the BSB race there in September
 
Thank u PS!

Geo that pic would have been perfect if Jlo was in his space suit.

Krops, Alvaro is an equal opportunista.
 

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