Bayliss

Pigeon

Joined Feb 2007

6K Posts | 58+

Rovrum S,Yorks Eng

Discussion Starter
• Apr 4, 2007

• #1

if you watched the race James Whitham commented
on Bayliss immediatley after the crash he's hurt his groin
region spoke to a guy he got contacts in WSB Paddock he said
TESTICLE REMOVED
No reason not to believe the guy involved Very big WSB Fan

 

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chopperman

Joined Sep 2006

23K Posts | 3+

• Apr 4, 2007

• #2

no ....... way man

loosing ya little finger is one thing but loosing your nuts

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (roger-m @ Apr 4 2007, 09:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>no ....... way man

loosing ya little finger is one thing but loosing your nuts


oh yeah and your sig is the dogs man

 

Jumkie

Joined Oct 2006

25K Posts | 4K+

Your Mom's House

• Apr 4, 2007

• #3

Wasn't April fools a few days ago? Or does it last all month where you are from.

If its true, that may explain why he didn't take the grid for the second race. Ouch.

 

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chopperman

Joined Sep 2006

23K Posts | 3+

• Apr 4, 2007

• #4

no mention of his bollocks here,

http://www.troybayliss.com/diary.php?DiaryPage=diary022.htm

have to wait and see,i suppose its not something most blokes would want to be common knolage,

 

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orrmate

Joined Jul 2006

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earth

• Apr 4, 2007

• #5

To be honest, I wouldn't want anymore kids in his situation. And its probably cheaper than having the snip

 

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chopperman

Joined Sep 2006

23K Posts | 3+

• Apr 4, 2007

• #6

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Orrmate @ Apr 5 2007, 12:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>To be honest, I wouldn't want anymore kids in his situation. And its probably cheaper than having the snip

the snip is just cutting the tubes mate they dont actualy remove your nuts, im not a doctor as you no

but i think if you lost your nuts you would not get a bonner your testoserone levels would drop and you may start to grow ...., so its a pretty serious thing to happen but as long as he has one left he should be ok.

 

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orrmate

Joined Jul 2006

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earth

• Apr 4, 2007

• #7

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (roger-m @ Apr 5 2007, 12:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>

the snip is just cutting the tubes mate they dont actualy remove your nuts, im not a doctor as you no

but i think if you lost your nuts you would not get a bonner your testoserone levels would drop and you may start to grow ...., so its a pretty serious thing to happen but as long as he has one left he should be ok.

I'm off to buy a cup

 

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BullGoose

Joined Oct 2006

84 Posts | 0+

• Apr 4, 2007

• #8

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (roger-m @ Apr 4 2007, 05:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>no mention of his bollocks here,

http://www.troybayliss.com/diary.php?DiaryPage=diary022.htm

have to wait and see,i suppose its not something most blokes would want to be common knolage,

He said he "split an atom" !!!! I think that's pretty clear. Nasty nasty crash.

 

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kjshields

Joined Jan 2007

769 Posts | 0+

Sydney

• Apr 5, 2007

• #9

ahem

Bayliss -has only got one ball
the other -was ground into the floor.
his mother -the smart bugger
said it was bound to happen since he was smaaaaallllllll......

takes bow

okay well im proud of myself?

 

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baldylocks

Joined Sep 2006

3K Posts | 1+

Newcastle U Tyne ENGLAND

• Apr 5, 2007

• #10

TAXI for KJ

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE <div class='quotemain'>You may of noticed me holding my bits in the gravel trap, they got a whacking from the tank and the ripple strip. Very painfull. When I made it over the fence and sat down a kid asked me for my gloves. I whipped them off and to my surprise my pinky was hanging by a thread. I'm no expert but I knew it wouldn't be there for long. Luckily in Derby there was a very good hand Specialist unit and they trimmed it up. While I was under the urologist had some work to to do on my groin. You could say I split an Atom. Anyway all went well and now I just have to suffer for a while.

yep - i rekon Troy may well be singing "Falsetto" for a while

 

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chopperman

Joined Sep 2006

23K Posts | 3+

• Apr 5, 2007

• #11

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (K.J. @ Apr 5 2007, 10:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>ahem

Bayliss -has only got one ball
the other -was ground into the floor.
his mother -the smart bugger
said it was bound to happen since he was smaaaaallllllll......

takes bow

okay well im proud of myself?

damn you kathlean, i was trying to make a song up but you beat me you genius.

 

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rmanda

Joined Nov 2006

813 Posts | 0+

Belgrade

• Apr 5, 2007

• #12

Oh dear!!

So many hard injuries in last few weeks (Locateli, Isidre Esteve, Bayliss). I hope it stops!!

 

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rickyduck

Joined Feb 2006

805 Posts | 0+

Northamptonshire UK

• Apr 5, 2007

• #13

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (roger-m @ Apr 5 2007, 12:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>damn you kathlean, i was trying to make a song up but you beat me you genius.
Try a limerick!

There once was a man called troy
He was a really brave guy
When he lost one ball,
And his finger so small
He didnt even start to cry!

.... I know, I'll be back with more.

 

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frosty58

Joined Sep 2005

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washington DC, USA

• Apr 5, 2007

• #14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (memento @ Apr 5 2007, 06:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Oh dear!!

So many hard injuries in last few weeks (Locateli, Isidre Esteve, Bayliss). I hope it stops!!
they say everything happens in threes... well that's three... enough already.

 

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chopperman

Joined Sep 2006

23K Posts | 3+

• Apr 5, 2007

• #15

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rickyduck @ Apr 5 2007, 02:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Try a limerick!

There once was a man called troy
He was a really brave guy
When he lost one ball,
And his finger so small
He didnt even start to cry!

.... I know, I'll be back with more.

yeah keep em cummin. woops i meen comming

theres was a young man on a ducati
who lost some weight but not fatty
he ground his ball
now his .... stays small
now he' askling stoner to borrow his bonner.

 

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baldylocks

Joined Sep 2006

3K Posts | 1+

Newcastle U Tyne ENGLAND

• Apr 5, 2007

• #16

i'll get your coat

 

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Alex

• Apr 5, 2007

• #17

Bayliss is an aussie, he's used to losing balls.

 

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baldylocks

Joined Sep 2006

3K Posts | 1+

Newcastle U Tyne ENGLAND

• Apr 5, 2007

• #18

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Alex @ Apr 5 2007, 06:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Bayliss is an aussie, he's used to losing balls.

yeah, usually after they send them into orbit off the end of a nice piece of willow !

 

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kjshields

Joined Jan 2007

769 Posts | 0+

Sydney

• Apr 5, 2007

• #19

He's one ball down, through and through...
he's an aussie, true and blue
he's a rich prick so they say
tried to save his nut but it went the other way ...
its going down, down, down, down, down ....

this is fun.

 

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orrmate

Joined Jul 2006

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earth

• Apr 5, 2007

• #20

lmao