Joined Apr 2008
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Out of Nowhere
In the early hours of this morning NSW time I regret to inform the forum that Barry was involved in a bizarre domestic accident. Prising himself away from his keyboard and couch to polish his trophy cabinet the aforementioned item toppled over. Fortunately due to its lack of contents word from the clinica mobile suggest injuries sustained were minimal but the resultant temporary amnesia following a hefty blow to the head means that he is completely unable to recall the last five years of ........ posted on Powerslide. I can assure members that an intensive programme of rehabilitative recuperative training has already been detailed. Barry will commence the week bullshitting about surfing, skiing, dune buggy driving, hiking, hunting, climbing, which should it is hoped restore his conviction before tackling the more imperative goals of passing himself off as an engineer, meteorologist, musician, philosopher, athlete and ultimately the challenge of supposed accomplished racer speedway maestro and instructor and a race thread itself.
On a positive note BM is still fully aware of his love of animals attributed to the fact that the only truthful post that he has ever made during one act of confused indiscretion was his admission of bestiality.
Frantic calls have been made throughout the PS community past and present, for a substitute for Misano, and possibly Aragon and Misano. SS56 has agreed to stop on for testing on Monday but it is questionable whether he has the experience to step up to such an intensive demanding role. Pinky is unobtainable while even Scotty simply lacks the requisite depth of bullshitting pedigree. Attempts to locate Viper - a proven master of pointless aimless threads and posts has been fruitless.
I'm sure the forum will join me in wishing Barry a speedy recovery in his courageous bid to recapture his former fictitious fantasised glory and self proclaimed expertise.
On a positive note BM is still fully aware of his love of animals attributed to the fact that the only truthful post that he has ever made during one act of confused indiscretion was his admission of bestiality.
Frantic calls have been made throughout the PS community past and present, for a substitute for Misano, and possibly Aragon and Misano. SS56 has agreed to stop on for testing on Monday but it is questionable whether he has the experience to step up to such an intensive demanding role. Pinky is unobtainable while even Scotty simply lacks the requisite depth of bullshitting pedigree. Attempts to locate Viper - a proven master of pointless aimless threads and posts has been fruitless.
I'm sure the forum will join me in wishing Barry a speedy recovery in his courageous bid to recapture his former fictitious fantasised glory and self proclaimed expertise.
