Valentino Rossi rushed to hospital.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gaz @ Jan 17 2010, 04:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>It don't need cred (.... - what does) - this is the interweb afterall.








MDub - nothing personal and not actually aimed at your comments mate - just a smartass fark around.




Gaz

I wouldnt expect anything less from you and barry. I got a good chuckle out of it. But since you are opening pandora's box, if you will, here goes. Top ten things that could be wrong with vales stomach:

1. A close up picrture of Casey's face mole made Vale sick.

2. He is really nervous about the posability that casey could be sharing a garage with him the year after this.

3. Vale ate some fish casey gave him as a present.

4. Vale caught the african fever from adriana, also effecting Nicky, Colin, and Ben. She likes american men just like all Aussie women.

5. He has been taking dietary tips from cs. Which includes lollipops, snickers, a wedding cake, some twizzlers, and to wash it all down a 3 liter of faygo

6. Vale was given CS's catalunya helmet as a souvenir, while looking it over some pungent smell over came him and made him deathly sick.

7. Valentino and Casey were supposed to have a nice social dinner. Well after Casey got stuck in traffic he called Vale to tell him he would be late. 46 asked how late? 27 replayed 2 months.

8. He made a bet that if Pedders finished above Casey in the championship, he would eat ..... Vale doesnt back down from bets he makes.

9. Rossi, Dovi, and Stoner made a ....o. They called it An Aussie in Italian Leather. Rossi had to get his stomach pumped after this.

10. Stoner hired Tonya Harding and associates to take out Rossi permanently. All they managed was to hit Vale in the side with a lead pipe, he'll be fine.

Oh and 11. Tom Cruise

Hahahaha Bravo Bravo
well done Mdub

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The California Kid @ Jan 16 2010, 02:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Very true, I had forgetten about that. Some guys are just tougher than others! But Vale isnt missing any races or practices so he has nothing to be judged on! slev7n that was some funny ....

I was of course just goofin'. But truthfully - "An ounce of prevention" and all that. Better
Vale get it out off-season than to potentially have it take him out mid-season.

you made my day buddy ,i will say is either... number 3 , 8 or 11

...that river is evil man !!!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MdubSTYLIE @ Jan 18 2010, 12:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I wouldnt expect anything less from you and barry. I got a good chuckle out of it. But since you are opening pandora's box, if you will, here goes. Top ten things that could be wrong with vales stomach:

1. A close up picrture of Casey's face mole made Vale sick.

2. He is really nervous about the posability that casey could be sharing a garage with him the year after this.

3. Vale ate some fish casey gave him as a present.

4. Vale caught the african fever from adriana, also effecting Nicky, Colin, and Ben. She likes american men just like all Aussie women.

5. He has been taking dietary tips from cs. Which includes lollipops, snickers, a wedding cake, some twizzlers, and to wash it all down a 3 liter of faygo

6. Vale was given CS's catalunya helmet as a souvenir, while looking it over some pungent smell over came him and made him deathly sick.

7. Valentino and Casey were supposed to have a nice social dinner. Well after Casey got stuck in traffic he called Vale to tell him he would be late. 46 asked how late? 27 replayed 2 months.

8. He made a bet that if Pedders finished above Casey in the championship, he would eat ..... Vale doesnt back down from bets he makes.

9. Rossi, Dovi, and Stoner made a ....o. They called it An Aussie in Italian Leather. Rossi had to get his stomach pumped after this.

10. Stoner hired Tonya Harding and associates to take out Rossi permanently. All they managed was to hit Vale in the side with a lead pipe, he'll be fine.

Oh and 11. Tom Cruise


Faaaarcken Classic!!!!!!!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MdubSTYLIE @ Jan 17 2010, 08:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I wouldnt expect anything less from you and barry. I got a good chuckle out of it. But since you are opening pandora's box, if you will, here goes. Top ten things that could be wrong with vales stomach:

1. A close up picrture of Casey's face mole made Vale sick.

2. He is really nervous about the posability that casey could be sharing a garage with him the year after this.

3. Vale ate some fish casey gave him as a present.

4. Vale caught the african fever from adriana, also effecting Nicky, Colin, and Ben. She likes american men just like all Aussie women.

5. He has been taking dietary tips from cs. Which includes lollipops, snickers, a wedding cake, some twizzlers, and to wash it all down a 3 liter of faygo

6. Vale was given CS's catalunya helmet as a souvenir, while looking it over some pungent smell over came him and made him deathly sick.

7. Valentino and Casey were supposed to have a nice social dinner. Well after Casey got stuck in traffic he called Vale to tell him he would be late. 46 asked how late? 27 replayed 2 months.

8. He made a bet that if Pedders finished above Casey in the championship, he would eat ..... Vale doesnt back down from bets he makes.

9. Rossi, Dovi, and Stoner made a ....o. They called it An Aussie in Italian Leather. Rossi had to get his stomach pumped after this.

10. Stoner hired Tonya Harding and associates to take out Rossi permanently. All they managed was to hit Vale in the side with a lead pipe, he'll be fine.

Oh and 11. Tom Cruise

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MdubSTYLIE @ Jan 17 2010, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I wouldnt expect anything less from you and barry. I got a good chuckle out of it. But since you are opening pandora's box, if you will, here goes. Top ten things that could be wrong with vales stomach:

1. A close up picrture of Casey's face mole made Vale sick.

2. He is really nervous about the posability that casey could be sharing a garage with him the year after this.

3. Vale ate some fish casey gave him as a present.

4. Vale caught the african fever from adriana, also effecting Nicky, Colin, and Ben. She likes american men just like all Aussie women.

5. He has been taking dietary tips from cs. Which includes lollipops, snickers, a wedding cake, some twizzlers, and to wash it all down a 3 liter of faygo

6. Vale was given CS's catalunya helmet as a souvenir, while looking it over some pungent smell over came him and made him deathly sick.

7. Valentino and Casey were supposed to have a nice social dinner. Well after Casey got stuck in traffic he called Vale to tell him he would be late. 46 asked how late? 27 replayed 2 months.

8. He made a bet that if Pedders finished above Casey in the championship, he would eat ..... Vale doesnt back down from bets he makes.

9. Rossi, Dovi, and Stoner made a ....o. They called it An Aussie in Italian Leather. Rossi had to get his stomach pumped after this.

10. Stoner hired Tonya Harding and associates to take out Rossi permanently. All they managed was to hit Vale in the side with a lead pipe, he'll be fine.

Oh and 11. Tom Cruise

I like it

But my answers.

1. If Stoner's mole made him sick, what would Vermi's have done?

2. Nah, what's he got to be nervous about - neither seem to like team-mates if stories and opinions are correct so all good there, nothing a wall with security will not fix.

3. That wasn't fish!!!

4. Nah, not that illness - I mean no reputable doctor has diagnosed Adriana with it so if she cannot be proven to have it then I doubt the great Rossi could have caught it.

5. A real possible - but wtf is faygo?

6. His fault for trying the helmet on - I understand it did not fit as CS has less hair.

7. Maccas (or Mickd's) could hardly be called dinner

8. Well at least he didn;t bet to eat .... or die.

9. I would have thought it would have been called 'Wombat and his leather fetish' (Wombat being an Aussie colloquialism for eats roots and leaves.

10. Tonya Harding - now there is an old story, but if true than next we will see Vale (as the victim) whinging in a street parade (ala Nancy Kerrigan).

11. A dingo did it.


Lets see how long we can keep it going





Gaz

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gaz @ Jan 18 2010, 02:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I like it

But my answers.

1. If Stoner's mole made him sick, what would Vermi's have done?

2. Nah, what's he got to be nervous about - neither seem to like team-mates if stories and opinions are correct so all good there, nothing a wall with security will not fix.

3. That wasn't fish!!!

4. Nah, not that illness - I mean no reputable doctor has diagnosed Adriana with it so if she cannot be proven to have it then I doubt the great Rossi could have caught it.

5. A real possible - but wtf is faygo?

6. His fault for trying the helmet on - I understand it did not fit as CS has less hair.

7. Maccas (or Mickd's) could hardly be called dinner

8. Well at least he didn;t bet to eat .... or die.

9. I would have thought it would have been called 'Wombat and his leather fetish' (Wombat being an Aussie colloquialism for eats roots and leaves.

10. Tonya Harding - now there is an old story, but if true than next we will see Vale (as the victim) whinging in a street parade (ala Nancy Kerrigan).

11. A dingo did it.


Lets see how long we can keep it going





Gaz

Excellent gaz! I'll give a rebut a shot.


1. You got me there. That one made me lmao. However chris should really get that looked at, I think it changed shape about three or four time last year.

2. I should have clarified. It is Adriana he is nervous about sharing a pit with. Please refer to my original #4 to the reason why.

3. Sorry here in america we refer to kangaroo and koala meat as "Australian fish."

4. Thats because there is no such thing as a reputable aussie doctor!

5. Faygo is the cheapest soda pop you can buy in my area of the states. The most ........ group in the world endorses it.

6. No no it was Adriana's fault. She wanted to know what it would be like if Casey was a real man so she had Vale wear it one night.

7. Hey it was Casey who wanted to go there. He can't pass up McFlurries. Besides if he wouldn't have been driving like a jack ... on the icy roads he would have got there. He should be more aware of his surroundings.

8. Italians are way to wimpy to take it to that level. I think we can both agree on that.

9. Sequel my friend. Followed up by Rossi Down under.

10. Yeah you are probably right. But if I am not mistaken she was in that parade acting like a .... after winning a gold medal. Does that mean another championship for Rossi?

11. Russell Crowe

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MdubSTYLIE @ Jan 18 2010, 04:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Excellent gaz! I'll give a rebut a shot.


1. You got me there. That one made me lmao. However chris should really get that looked at, I think it changed shape about three or four time last year.

2. I should have clarified. It is Adriana he is nervous about sharing a pit with. Please refer to my original #4 to the reason why.

3. Sorry here in america we refer to kangaroo and koala meat as "Australian fish."

4. Thats because there is no such thing as a reputable aussie doctor!

5. Faygo is the cheapest soda pop you can buy in my area of the states. The most ........ group in the world endorses it.

6. No no it was Adriana's fault. She wanted to know what it would be like if Casey was a real man so she had Vale wear it one night.

7. Hey it was Casey who wanted to go there. He can't pass up McFlurries. Besides if he wouldn't have been driving like a jack ... on the icy roads he would have got there. He should be more aware of his surroundings.

8. Italians are way to wimpy to take it to that level. I think we can both agree on that.

9. Sequel my friend. Followed up by Rossi Down under.

10. Yeah you are probably right. But if I am not mistaken she was in that parade acting like a .... after winning a gold medal. Does that mean another championship for Rossi?

11. Russell Crowe

Woohoo, lets go again.

1. Good point, wonder if it is a mole or a little creature of some kind, or one of those fashionable 'beauty spots' of yesteryear.

2. Ah, well then so be it, no substitute for good taste

3. Haven't heard that - in Oz we call them roadkill

4. There is - somewhere - np matter where we will claim him (as we do bloody half the actors who once set foot in this country)

5. Can't compete there - we don't get it and by the sounds of it for that we are thankful

6. Come on - real man and she chose VR - we both know you jest -

7. The problem wasn't his driving but more that the European drive-thru's have not been built with the SUV in mind, damn small european cars have a lot to anser for

8. True I guess, but was Zorro italian or spanish - he seemed to have balls

9. The prequel - 'Leather or Lace - the story of confused men

10. Yep, was a parade - and as for the tip - he cannot be counted out until he no longer races and those that do count out, well they will have more egg on faces

11. Bloody kiwi he is




Gaz

Oh here we go!

"Rossi would have beaten Stoner in 2010 if he didn't have the appendix problem, and had a bike to match the Ducati, and didn't have the weight disadvantage, and..."

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumkie @ Jan 16 2010, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Get well soon Vale. We love u.

Twice by now… But first love your Compas man!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lad @ Jan 20 2010, 06:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Oh here we go!

"Rossi would have beaten Stoner in 2010 if he didn't have the appendix problem, and had a bike to match the Ducati, and didn't have the weight disadvantage, and..."

And the tyres... Don't forget the tyres!

Though with two more Championships in the bag... Bring on the Toddlers!