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What a wonderful start to the weekend that a true legend of our sport gets the recognition he deserves. I cant tell you how ubber excited I am than finally, legend Nicol Terol gets a corner named after him.



I predict Lorenzo will wear even shinier more bedazzled helmet than two years ago. The boners will have one giant circle jerk. Adriana will have the car loaded and plane tickets back to Australia in hand before the race finishes. Rossi will stop on the track and have a moment with his gp46-12.14159265358979. He will whip his .... out and chilli whip the red ..... Then leave it in the gravel where his fan club, dressed like Jesus Buddha Mohammad and Tom Cruise, will carry the M1 down a golden flight of stairs and present it to him as a gift from the gods. And fireworks.
 
1. Pedrosa - will win the Electoral College

2. Lorenzo - Will win the popular vote

3. Cal - will get another one

4. Bradl - close but no cigar

5. Stoner - just cause he doesnt care anymore

6. Rossi - just cause he's trying to get it done as fast as possible

7. Dovi - one final hurrah before misery begins

8. Barbera - nothing better to do

9. Bautista - wishing he had something better to do...

10. Hayden - cause he is the number 1 ducati rider and the future is his oyster

the rest i dont care....
 
It's a shame it's already the last race of the season, I was just getting really into this too.



I predict another podium for Cal and even if he can't manage that he'll at least beat his team mate. Pedrosa will be too down cast to win after losing the title and Stoner will be relishing his last race and wondering if he made the right decision to quit. Lorenzo will cruise to an easy victory I imagine and Rossi will be glad it's all over for him this year with that bike.
 
i'd like to see casey go out on a high note but i would love for spies to get a win in his last race on a capable bike

1. spies

2.stoner

3.bradl (its time)

cal to beat dovi, hayden to beat rossi
 
Cliche, Spies isn't racing, remember? He injured his shoulder and is out.
 
damn, already forgot about that one. wishful thinking eh
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well in that case, go casey , go stefan!
 
hope stoner lowsides out from the lead just because it would be funny.



1. Lorenzo

2. Pedro

3. Dovi

4. Alvaro

5. Cal

6. Rossi



etc etc.



what i'm really excited to see is the crt battle ! .....not



bring on testing
 
1. Pedrosa

2. Lorenzo

3. Stoner



Although I read it's going to be wet.
 
Nicky, unshackled by the shadow of VR, shocks the world and wins.



Well, only if Alvaro doesn't torpedo half the field again.
 
I predict that the conclusion of the race will be the signal for the return of the Boppers to this and every other forum. It will be the moment all religious fanatics have been waiting for - the great second coming of the son of God. The last 2 years will magically be expelled from the chapters of the latest version of the holy book. Races from this day (Monday 12/11/12) forth will look the same but for some unknown reason will be exciting again.
 
I predict that the conclusion of the race will be the signal for the return of the Boppers to this and every other forum. It will be the moment all religious fanatics have been waiting for - the great second coming of the son of God. The last 2 years will magically be expelled from the chapters of the latest version of the holy book. Races from this day (Monday 12/11/12) forth will look the same but for some unknown reason will be exciting again.



Ha ha . Spot on.

Funny , the correlation between Rossi,s finishing position and the "excitement" of the race.



Stoner gone, no more boring races. Done deal.



Boppers re-emerging from their bomb shelters, expecting the second coming of beyond biblical proportions. Christ was dead for 3 days only ( is that all?) Vale was dead for 2 years! Now that's a resurrection!!



Talpa posts again........and again....and again............



Roger thinks about a comeback, and can,t resist after the first podium.................. is even magnanimous towards Kesh. ( Sorry, I knew that was one prediction too far!)





Boners take a sabbatical..........
 
Nicky, unshackled by the shadow of VR, shocks the world and wins.



Well, only if Alvaro doesn't torpedo half the field again.



The last time Nicky was unshackled was when he escaped from your cellar
 
A poll would be nice ! (at a greek forum a moderator make a poll for all rounds of motogp)



Only the podium !



1 stoner .Great track for him with great results (125 , 250 motogp)

2 Lorenzo . For me , better from pedrosa but.....

3. Pedrosa. He want a good result for his fans
 
1. Colin Edwards

2. Randy De Puniet

3. Casey Stoner





Retirement presents, reverse order on number of wins





or



1. Caramel Expletive

2. Dorna

3. Spain





or



1. Rossi ( he wins on the Ducati)



and if that happened all of the ....... by the motoring press, fanboys and the lahar of ......l cheese from his moist panties little girl fans (who are now all middle aged with 6 kids to three different dads) would drown out 2nd and 3rd.





or



1. Hayden

1. Edwards, and

1. either Bostrum or Hopkins



for the Americans (long time between drinks)





or



1. Marquez (just getting read for next year
 
Stoner qualified way faster than the rest here last year. He will be hard to beat.



1 - Stoner

2 - Pedro

3 - Lorenzo

4 - Hayden

5 - Dovi
 
1. Colin Edwards

2. Randy De Puniet

3. Casey Stoner





Retirement presents, reverse order on number of wins





or



1. Caramel Expletive

2. Dorna

3. Spain





or



1. Rossi ( he wins on the Ducati)



and if that happened all of the ....... by the motoring press, fanboys and the lahar of ......l cheese from his moist panties little girl fans (who are now all middle aged with 6 kids to three different dads) would drown out 2nd and 3rd.





or



1. Hayden

1. Edwards, and

1. either Bostrum or Hopkins



for the Americans (long time between drinks)





or



1. Marquez (just getting read for next year



You on the meds again!?

This legal high .... might be worth looking into! lol
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What a wonderful start to the weekend that a true legend of our sport gets the recognition he deserves. I cant tell you how ubber excited I am than finally, legend Nicol Terol gets a corner named after him.



I predict Lorenzo will wear even shinier more bedazzled helmet than two years ago. The boners will have one giant circle jerk. Adriana will have the car loaded and plane tickets back to Australia in hand before the race finishes. Rossi will stop on the track and have a moment with his gp46-12.14159265358979. He will whip his .... out and chilli whip the red ..... Then leave it in the gravel where his fan club, dressed like Jesus Buddha Mohammad and Tom Cruise, will carry the M1 down a golden flight of stairs and present it to him as a gift from the gods. And fireworks.



Hahahaha

Now time to google wtf a chilli whip is
 
I predict a door wont hit someone in the ... on the way out



He got the ..... and quietly walked out, unlike the bold and beautiful where someone gets killed off - or threatened to (say in F1 or WRC) with a lot of tears and waving hankies, but then magically reappears because the ratings are going down.



Girls threaten to leave, men just walk out. In any case he wants to be back in Oz to be at the Supercars round at Olympic Park next weekend.
 

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