Unofficial Awards 2005

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (richo @ Dec 30 2005, 09:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>That's better

Where and when you gonna be on TV kat???


Just between me and you channel 10, Jan 8th 2:30pm its the SuperMoto, I am a flag ..... on the grid (I am a bit scared that i am going to look bad) but such is life and it was good fun the other chicks were heaps better looking, but i love bikes so that was my advantage.

biggest hangover bens hes always hungover and its alcohol we r talking about

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (richo @ Dec 30 2005, 10:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Wateva Kat, they don't make 'em better looking than you.
I'll be watching

I am going to be sick now

Woman mate they are an enigma

Element....... Women
Discoverer.... Adam
Atomic Mass....Accepted as 55kg but known to vary from 40 kg to 225 kg

Physical Properties
1. Body surface normally covered with a film of powder or paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
3.Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

Chemical Properties
1. Reacts well with gold, platinum and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Use
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent

Hazards
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact

Richo ya have to get her on VHS/DVD and put up a clip on here

Good one Marbs.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Marbles @ Dec 29 2005, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Woman mate they are an enigma

Element....... Women
Discoverer.... Adam
Atomic Mass....Accepted as 55kg but known to vary from 40 kg to 225 kg

Physical Properties
1. Body surface normally covered with a film of powder or paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
3.Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

Chemical Properties
1. Reacts well with gold, platinum and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Use
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent

Hazards
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact

Richo ya have to get her on VHS/DVD and put up a clip on here outstanding!!!

Try this one then

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.



Oh how i live for that 1 hour ovulating window.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Marbles @ Dec 30 2005, 02:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Try this one then

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.



Oh how i live for that 1 hour ovulating window. ur friggin killin me marbs!!!

meh, nevermind not worth it

Ohh Marbs where did you come from LOL

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (richo @ Jan 3 2006, 10:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Well youre from venus... or mars or whatever.
Kat sure gets a lot of posting done in her 1 hour window


Why do you think I only have a 1 hour window?

You guys!!