He's brought to the police station accused of doing illegal street races (according to Sic he was just speeding a little) but the fake cop says they even have pictures of the people betting on it.
He's told to wait in the room with the whores and the homeless guy. The cop tells the homeless guy they are "going to fix him a little" before taking him to the commanding officer. After the guy with papers recognises him and starts complaining about his son being a big fan of him or something like that, sound is pretty bad.
Then the whore starts saying stuff to Marco like "ah nice hair, is it yours", "oh you've been working out" (when she touches his leg), and "can I caress your thighs" he says no then she replies "but why don't you like me to touch your thighs?" and he's like "it's OK but ... also not ..." and she insists "Come on" and he's like "no, we should not ... please not"
Then the homeless guy comes back with his head shaved saying stuff like "fu·$%ing officer shaved my head they didn't even give me food" "Boss of .... ordered to cut my hair ... I want a beer"
Then he gets close to Marco and says "oh I stink so much" and Marco says "ok, but stay away ....!"
Then the cop tell him to come with him, leave the jacket on the hanger and Marco says "hey guys wait a second are you cutting my hair??" the cop says "no no we're just doing the beard" and marco says "ah ok"
Then while he's seated the cop starts saying they have proof against him, pictures and he's like "I don't know anything" "I'm stuck in something bigger than me" "I was just doing driving my car" etc..
The barber says "ok we have to cut your hair" and Marco says "no no" and barber insists "you'll look better like this" and Marco replies "I'm like this no no!" Then they insist it's standard procedure and Marco jumps out of the chair saying "but what are you doing guys!" The cop tells him to sit down they wont do it.
At the end the cop ask hims, "you understan where you are?" and Marco says "yeah, police station" and then the cop says "No this is Scherzi a parte!!" (the name of the tv show).
he looks very uncomfortable
