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Of Biblical Proportion: Rising like Lazarus...

Jumkie

Jumkie

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After suffering from the greatest injury to his ego, wounded and fractured self-importance, including the affliction and utter agony of trauma we witnessed in the garage from embarrassment, the indignity and grievance expressed in the special post race press conference, oh the humanity, we can now announce, a comeback of Biblical proportions! Though bruised, scarred (including scared) and shocked from the personal affront to his fragile vanity, like Lazarus rising from the darkness of self-centeredness, in part thanks to legendary Uccio who like Jesus, performed the miraculous to restore the grandiose sense of honor, healing wounds of self pity. Ladies and gentiles, Rossi has been cleared to race from the near death experience of Butt Hurt.








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In other news, Pedrosa who sustained a fractured wrist and subsequent surgery just days ago announced his intention to race this weekend. Move along, nothing to see here.



If you live in a glass house don't throw rocks.
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pyeman said:
If i had a dollar for every time you say 'mouth breathers' i'd be as rich as your hero..
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But you don’t and you’re still a mouth breather, mouth breather.
There’s a couple of imaginary dollars. Should be enough to get a quickly from JP ........’s mum.
 
synn said:
But you don’t and you’re still a mouth breather, mouth breather.
There’s a couple of imaginary dollars. Should be enough to get a quickly from JP ........’s mum.
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The only time i breath out of my mouth is when my missus sits on my face..
 
synn said:
But you don’t and you’re still a mouth breather, mouth breather.
There’s a couple of imaginary dollars. Should be enough to get a quickly from JP ........’s mum.
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You are aware that humans do breath through their mouth as well as nose arent you ? :rolleyes:

Why are you going out of you way to appear a total ........?
 
pyeman said:
I have come to the conclusion that synnthia just likes to insult
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A ha.

That was the last insult curryfart attempted (and failed, as usual) before he settled on the even worse “weak tea”.

Looks like we have found his second fake account, since Walter has been bombing spectacularly.

You really are a sad, broken man, Rajesh.
 
synn said:
A ha.

That was the last insult curryfart attempted (and failed, as usual) before he settled on the even worse “weak tea”.

Looks like we have found his second fake account, since Walter has been bombing spectacularly.

You really are a sad, broken man, Rajesh.
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Waaas waaaas waaa always whinging.

" mummy the big boys won't love valentino" waaaaaa waaaa. :rolleyes:
 
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synn said:
A ha.

That was the last insult curryfart attempted (and failed, as usual) before he settled on the even worse “weak tea”.

Looks like we have found his second fake account, since Walter has been bombing spectacularly.

You really are a sad, broken man, Rajesh.
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Great minds think alike..i can categorically state that we are 2 entirely different individuals on different continents who both happen to think that you are a ..... and have dubbed you synnthia as you whine like a girl..
 
The biblical vibe is quite relevant here, because, if you go off past history, you'd have to have some form of deity as your crew chief to beat Marc around Austin.

Unfortunately for everyone else, if there was a 'Crew chiefs who look like Jesus' competition then my money would be on Santi Hernandez.
 
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McZee said:
The biblical vibe is quite relevant here, because....
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The "Biblical proportions and Lazarus" bit was in reference to an article by Mat Oxley who described Rossi's comeback from a broken leg as nothing less than a miraculous comeback of "Biblical proportions" akin to rising up from the dead like "Lazarus". No, I'm not kidding. Hence why I was mocking the supposed "journalists". Meanwhile, buried in some 'tomb' (yes, pun intended) is the footnote that Dani Pedrosa has announced his intention of racing days removed from a broken wrist, frankly much more impressive.

Perhaps this would be a good time to introduce my next meme:




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If you live in a glass house don't throw rocks.
 
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Jumkie said:
The "Biblical proportions and Lazarus" bit was in reference to an article by Mat Oxley who described Rossi's comeback from a broken leg as nothing less than a miraculous comeback of "Biblical proportions" akin to rising up from the dead like "Lazarus". No, I'm not kidding. Hence why I was mocking the supposed "journalists". Meanwhile, buried in some 'tomb' (yes, pun intended) is the footnote that Dani Pedrosa has announced his intention of racing days removed from a broken wrist, frankly much more impressive.

Perhaps this would be a good time to introduce my next meme:




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If you live in a glass house don't throw rocks.
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Oh look theres Danskis fave rider being as safe as ever. :D
 
BarryMachine said:
You are aware that humans do breath through their mouth as well as nose arent you ? :rolleyes:

Why are you going out of you way to appear a total ........?
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Because he's got nowhere else to go?

Because being a ........ is as close as he gets to having a personality?

Because he's chained to the wall in his basement and covered with excrement - which just makes him naturally morose.

Because he's fantastically insecure and he repulses people before they can reject him?

Because when his morning shot of steroids kick in he forgets to take his daily dose of Aripiprazole, Asenapine, Cariprazine, Clozapine, Lurasidone, Colanzapine, Quetiapine, Risperidone and Thorazine?
 

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