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Nicky Hayden To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

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MotoGP is moving closer to the mainstream in the USA judging from news emanating from Hollywood today. Current MotoGP world champion Nicky Hayden is slated to appear on the highly rated ABC-TV network show "Dancing With The Stars".

"We were sent a tape of Nicky dancing after his 2005 USGP win at the Laguna Seca track and saw his clear talent for dancing," the show's producer, Cliff Vonkonobelsdorf. "We welcome him to the show and the competition."

Like the dancing of most Caucasian males, Hayden's victory dance steps after his first Grand Prix win were simultaneously alarming and entertaining. Younger brother Roger Lee Hayden confessed that he initially thought his MotoGP racing brother was suffering a mild stroke on the victory podium, until he realized he was, in fact, dancing.

While there are rumors that Hayden's slow start to his 2007 title defense is because he's been burning the midnight oil practicing his dance moves in anticipation of the dance-off, Vonkonobelsdorf denied that, saying Hayden has the dance chops to make it without any practice.

"He's sent us several, well, hundreds of tapes showing him in action on dance floors all over the globe while doing a variety of interesting styles; his ballroom, tango, mambo, square, and disco dancing moves were quite impressive."

Hayden will be teamed with an old friend for the televised performance. That said, he seemed ambivalent when we called him today, April 1, to inquire about his partner on the competition—a woman best known as "The Today Show Girl".

She is the very one who chose him after an impromptu rendition of The Dating Game on the NBC-TV morning show in 2005. Fans might remember her near-violent catch and release of Hayden's head when she gave him a passionate kiss to close the show.

"My ears were sore for a week after that," Hayden said.

When told that to close out their Dancing With the Stars session, TTSG will be tossing him above her head, holding him there like the hood ornament on a 1930s Packard, with a firm grip on his crotch, Hayden honestly had little to say.

"Oh boy," he said softly, and hung up.


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That's the writing style of The Onion, not to mention the content of it too
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (IsraeliRacer @ Apr 2 2007, 10:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>That's the writing style of The Onion, not to mention the content of it too
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DrDanMD @ Apr 2 2007, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>this has got to be an April fools joke....Lol
Well well well, would never of thought of that in a month of sunday's.
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I bet he finishes mid-pack (the pack being the top 10) thar too.
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Apollo Anton is'nt washed up but look how much better he is than everyone else.
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Apollo Anton is'nt washed up but look how much better he is than everyone else.
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isn't he an ice skater???
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...he doesn't need to be washed up, he's already gay.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Yamahamer-AL @ Apr 2 2007, 04:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>isn't he an ice skater???
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Roger Lee was not impressed with Nicky dance. Maybe he dances like he races, starts strong and fades. My wife watches that show and she will keep me informed. I have two left feet but wifie says I do a good 2 step.
What the hell with my dance, I am taking my dual-sport up to the mountains tomorrow.
 

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