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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (frosty58 @ Dec 28 2005, 08:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>i'd much rather ride a hot italian girl... than something with balls !
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You'd be surprised how often those two qualities coincide.
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I look at most Italian machinery as female. Exotic, quite shapely, expensive to maintain and oh so temperamental. Just like a number of italian ladies I have known in my single days.
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Doc, did you know Lamborghini started out making tractors.....
They must be those fat old Italian hags, right?
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Theyre hunks of metal. They might have sex appeal, they might help us get sex, they might even be sexy, but at the end of the day its a machine. If a bike really, truly, honestley gives you an erecton, you got serious problems
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (richo @ Dec 30 2005, 07:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Theyre hunks of metal. They might have sex appeal, they might help us get sex, they might even be sexy, but at the end of the day its a machine. If a bike really, truly, honestley gives you an erecton, you got serious problems
i don't know richo... u ever riden a harley ? the thing vibrates so much it's like... well u get the idea !
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (richo @ Dec 30 2005, 10:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Gettin horny on a hog is even worse than a NORMAL bike
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i hear ya brother!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (richo @ Dec 30 2005, 06:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Theyre hunks of metal. They might have sex appeal, they might help us get sex, they might even be sexy, but at the end of the day its a machine. If a bike really, truly, honestley gives you an erecton, you got serious problems
You may be looking a bit too deeply into what is being said. Nobody has been talking about how they want to grope and do naughty things to their bike and to please tell me that my feelings are right that it is a female so I don't feel gay.

We are more talking about the spirit of the bike as certain things about it remind you of the characteristics of a male or female.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Doctor @ Dec 30 2005, 10:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>please tell me that my feelings are right that it is a female so I don't feel gay.

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ur feelin's are right doc. they are females. about feelin gay... well... i think there may be deeper issues there!
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Nahh Doc your gay, get over it.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE <div class='quotemain'>at least for me, in Spanish objects are male or female.

mmm very interesting teo.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (frosty58 @ Dec 30 2005, 09:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>ur feelin's are right doc. they are females. about feelin gay... well... i think there may be deeper issues there!
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Oh I've got issues but, I don't think that is one of them..I'll ask my beard umm I mean wife.
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Male.

The translation is "consolador", usually all the words that end in "o" or have an "o" in the last syllable are male and all the words that end in "a" are female.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE <div class='quotemain'>Teo, I got a question for you.
In spanish is a dildo male or female?

Just outta intrest....

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (teomolca @ Dec 31 2005, 11:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Male.

The translation is "consolador", usually all the words that end in "o" or have an "o" in the last syllable are male and all the words that end in "a" are female.

Of course, Teo. I wasn't having a go at the Spaniards. I'm sure Spanish women are (Mostly) female. What I mean is, Spain's not like Eastern Europe.... is it?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (teomolca @ Jan 3 2006, 02:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>In what sense? I don't get the question.

Just some of those grid girls at Brno
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You gotta ask yourself whats between their legs sometimes
 

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