So stern, Lex. So authoritive.
You do realise you're just typing words on a screen, yeah?
I understand it's just words on a screen, but you understand my words are grating on your raw nerves, though, they aren't actually intended for you.
If you notice passive-aggressive beta-male snark aimed in my direction, and I use an innocuous threat to encourage the troll to place his head in my bench vice, try to look away. If you continue reading, it will be difficult not to be offended.
The hyena is programmed to bite at the lion. The lion is programmed to kill the hyena. This is just the way of the world.