lol. a bit off-topic, but going off the male camel toe thing...
back in high school, i had this lit teacher who would always sit in front of the class on a stool with one foot high up on the foot rest and the other way down at the bottom. naturally this meant his pants tightened up and his whole package was on display for the class. so whenever we had to do a speech in front of class, some dudes in my class would ball up pieces of paper and put them down the front of their pants, not enough to be blatantly obvious, but enough so anybody who knew what they were doing could tell. the dude never caught on.
back in high school, i had this lit teacher who would always sit in front of the class on a stool with one foot high up on the foot rest and the other way down at the bottom. naturally this meant his pants tightened up and his whole package was on display for the class. so whenever we had to do a speech in front of class, some dudes in my class would ball up pieces of paper and put them down the front of their pants, not enough to be blatantly obvious, but enough so anybody who knew what they were doing could tell. the dude never caught on.