Well cliche, I did my best, I checked google for a good bmw joke to put here just to humor you. Turns out, the best thing you German weirdo's could think of is 'Baader-Meinhof-Wagen'.
that must be the downside to clarksons job. i always thought he was the luckiest guy alive driving awesome cars and being a ....... for a living but that is just scary
i like the baader-meinhof-wagen. makes me feel rebellious driving my old rusty beamer. i shall grow a beard, drive the car,wear sunglasses, start smoking pot and call myself cliché guevara
busen müssen wackeln
edit: no worries boot, the coitus interruptus thing made me smile