2013 Racing Calendars

Did Krop pay you to post that?

It that really a print calendar? I didnt realize they still make those. Great find for an antique buff like myself. I think one would like great on my rolltop desk, above my ink pot, quill pen and oil lamp. Or better yet next to the rolodex, typewriter, and wax seal

I would have to verify the validity of the photos though. I have never heard of this photographer,Scott Jones I usually only purchase my official GP photos from Mario27.


There are some beautiful photos of all the GP stars. The January shot of Hondas seamless transmission is breathtaking. Februarys photo of Hondas corner GPS is stunning. Oh and how about May. Have you ever seen such a close up shot of the wheelie control microchip? August is nice. What a sexy pic of the wheelspin sensor.

My favorite is the December wide angle shot of HRC executives writing the rule book. It really conveys the teamwork and working class atmosphere of the paddock. Its even better then the October picture of Bridgestone tire designers reading the HRC tire directive blueprint.

I also thought it was cool how March and April were panoramic shots of Madrid and Barcelona. The author not only was showing us current stars but future stars as well.


Despite print calenders being such an outdated and antique concept, the pictures were so enlightening and representative of GP today I felt compelled to buy a dozen and donate them to my local old folks home

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Perhaps marquezmatters.com could team up with Willski Mail and really increase the value, as surely if its not a collectors item now, it will be when u receive it. Of course Willski will sweeten the deal, not only will u get the last of 2013 calenders, but a Willski Bible. Special Poweslide rate, only $93. But dont delay, next season the price is surely to go up to 1-hundred. Cliche or Kesh, Geo, u boys always love to interact with JKnock, u have any proposals for his plans to buy a dozen calendars? How abou you Deal, Marc's latest fan, any thoughts on next year's calendar that will feature 13 pictures of Marquez, one for every month, as im told next year we will add one extra month to the lunar year, because, frankly .... the solar system, we're adding another month ...... Where is Pinky, I know u already have 2 calendars for 2013, one for every eye to shield u from umbrella girls, but perhaps u might be interested in buying ninety - three 2014 calendars featuring 13 centerfold style pics of Marc, this way u can paste them all around ur body and atract all the boys. Dr.No, Steifel, Sloth, ? Anybody have thoughts? How about u Yamaka46, any new interstellar rules u'd like the universe to employ for such a high profile rider? No worries if it dont workout, we can just call on the Interstellar Cosmic Santa and change it back. We already adding one month to the calendar, perhaps u'd like first dibs on naming this new 13th month? Povol, maybe u can get together with a bunch of ur Confederate pals and boycott the sale of 2013 calendars, that should deplete the stockpile of those remaining rather quickly, then the real work of printing those 2014 calendars can get started in earnest.

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I've just tried to call Willski to see if this deal is set up.


Trying to sort a trip to Bass rock with some logs.


I'm sure something to light them with would go down well too

Jumkie

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Perhaps marquezmatters.com could team up with Willski Mail and really increase the value, as surely if its not a collectors item now, it will be when u receive it. Of course Willski will sweeten the deal, not only will u get the last of 2013 calenders, but a Willski Bible. Special Poweslide rate, only $93. But dont delay, next season the price is surely to go up to 1-hundred. Cliche or Kesh, Geo, u boys always love to interact with JKnock, u have any proposals for his plans to buy a dozen calendars? How abou you Deal, Marc's latest fan, any thoughts on next year's calendar that will feature 13 pictures of Marquez, one for every month, as im told next year we will add one extra month to the lunar year, because, frankly .... the solar system, we're adding another month ...... Where is Pinky, I know u already have 2 calendars for 2013, one for every eye to shield u from umbrella girls, but perhaps u might be interested in buying ninety - three 2014 calendars featuring 13 centerfold style pics of Marc, this way u can paste them all around ur body and atract all the boys. Dr.No, Steifel, Sloth, ? Anybody have thoughts? How about u Yamaka46, any new interstellar rules u'd like the universe to employ for such a high profile rider? No worries if it dont workout, we can just call on the Interstellar Cosmic Santa and change it back. We already adding one month to the calendar, perhaps u'd like first dibs on naming this new 13th month? Povol, maybe u can get together with a bunch of ur Confederate pals and boycott the sale of 2013 calendars, that should deplete the stockpile of those remaining rather quickly, then the real work of printing those 2014 calendars can get started in earnest.

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Latest fan? I said he was going to win the title at the begining of the season, how about we have a new calendar,     


 Jums calendar.


January, its all conspiracy. .  infact just repeat this every month and if you get bored you can add something about the Honda making MM look better than he is.

Yes Jum, have had the pleasure of seeing the calendar and now know why you are sooo enamoured with it... Jap anime .... ....!! (Sample below - good thing Pinky's not still with us!!)

Jumkie

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Thanks for the effort Mickey.  Other than JKs excellent contribution, its been a bit of a humor failure.  You don't need to be a rocket appliance to realize the thread was meant to accomplish getting the word out for Krops in a witty way, and my indulgence of poking fun at his Marc fanboism.   Check out the comment section on his link to the calendar offers though, I found this submission most comical.  


 


 


 


 

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Hahaha, and I was joking with Kropo, but I shouldn't have underestimated the bopper/bonner-esk tendencies of some people to worship the latest idol.  I'm laughing still at the guy offering an extra measly 5 ....... bucks for Krops to go through the trouble of letting this guy pick all his fav pics and then binding them to a glossy calendar.  I won't even lambast the guy getting all butt hurt because his calendar might not make it in time for Jesus' Birthday.  For Christ's sake man, get a grip.


 


Anyway, like I said, maybe Willski Mail could help Kropo shipping these calendars in a 'timely' manner.  Just in time for Jesus' 2nd Coming.

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When's that due then?  Must have missed the announcement

Jumkie

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Yes Jum, have had the pleasure of seeing the calendar and now know why you are sooo enamoured with it... Jap anime .... ....!! (Sample below - good thing Pinky's not still with us!!)



Thanks for the effort Mickey. Other than JKs excellent contribution, its been a bit of a humor failure. You don't need to be a rocket appliance to realize the thread was meant to accomplish getting the word out for Krops in a witty way, and my indulgence of poking fun at his Marc fanboism. Check out the comment section on his link to the calendar offers though, I found this submission most comical.




Choose your own adventure

Submitted by samjenkins on Sat, 2012-12-08 18:39.


Hi David,

Calendar looks good... I'll be picking one up. Question though, is there any possibility that individual buyers could choose whatever MM shots they want for a custom calendar for a little extra? Say maybe $5 or something like that?







Hahaha, and I was joking with Kropo, but I shouldn't have underestimated the bopper/bonner-esk tendencies of some people to worship the latest idol. I'm laughing still at the guy offering an extra measly 5 ....... bucks for Krops to go through the trouble of letting this guy pick all his fav pics and then binding them to a glossy calendar. I won't even lambast the guy getting all butt hurt because his calendar might not make it in time for Jesus' Birthday. For Christ's sake man, get a grip.


Anyway, like I said, maybe Willski Mail could help Kropo shipping these calendars in a 'timely' manner. Just in time for Jesus' 2nd Coming.

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The service you can trust. Thousands of happy customers can't be wrong

Willski mail...quality at a price to save you money

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Didn't know where to put this, but given this thread has been a comedy fail, I suppose this hilarious dig at Stoner by Dean Adams (though he was too chickenshit to pen his name to it) is as good a home for this link as any.  


 


Enjoy.


 


http://superbikeplanet.com/2013/Sep/13090627.htm

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Fortunately Casey never leaves home without his GAS 'lead trousers'.

I can't believe my eyes it's a miracle. I just received my dozen calendars from Willski mail.

I ordered them today and they are already here. Anyone who has any dealings with Willski mail knows that 100% of the time they are never on time.

Its quite a story how they got here so quickly

I was deep in the midst of a masturbation session while watching a German .... directed by an up-and-coming German .... director who goes by the name of CG . He specializes in deviant .... for small dicks.

It was a fascinating movie about a young German lad who got really stoned at a motorsports event and stumbled into a Little Red tent. The man in the tent was straddling the young German in a 69 position and shitting in his mouth. I was very close to blowing my load when the doorbell rang. I didn't want to lose my erection so I answered the door in my birthday suit while still stroking my member.

The man who answered the door had a long scraggly unkempt beard and disheveled clothes. He looked down at my manhood and laughed. I apologized for my diminutive size. I asked if he was offended by me masturbating in front of him. He replied in an annoying English accent that he works for Willski mail and that he was very accustomed to this type of behavior at Willski Mail HQ.

He continued to say that he had a package to drop off for me. My eyes lit up at the work package. I asked if he wants to put his package through the back door. He declined and said that it was probably too big for the back entryway.

I invited him in for a protein shake because he looked like he needed filling. He sat down on the couch and crossed his legs like all effeminate Brits do. He proceeded to tell me an amazing story.

Earlier in the year the President, CEO and Chief Swindler of Willski Enterprises, Mr Willski himself was visiting a certain mans house in the heart of England. This man had enticed Master Willski to come to his house to discuss a deal. It was so important in fact this man referred to it as "the deal".

This man with "the deal" had a peculiar oddity in his bathroom. He had no toilet just a small hole in the wall about waist height. All around the hole were pictures of glorious events. Well Mr. Willski had to pee and figured that he would just have to insert his member in the hole and let loose. . As he put his shaft in the hole he felt a glorious sensation envelop him. Writhing in ecstasy he tilted his head up and saw a worm crawling across the ceiling. Suddenly it came to him in more ways then one!

He was going to have to build a glorious wormhole for time travel. He would call it the Glory worm Hole. This would solve his tardy delivery problems. He left a hefty deposit with "the deal"guy for his services and immediatelly flew to Australia to seek out super villain Dr No.

Unfortunately This Dr No was world renowned for being a complete ...... but desperate times called for desperate measures. He needed this blustering fool. Only super villains can build doomsday and time travel machines.

Dr. No Took a bit of time to track down for he lived in a super villain underdumpster lair. At first Willski could not find him anywhere,but then he looked in the phonebook and unearthed a number of Dr. No's.

Dr. No ShitSherlock,

Dr No Kiaphone,

a Jewish guy named Dr sNo Coen

Dr No Sferatu and finally he found his man, Dr No Nothing.

At first Dr. No was his usual intractable argumentative self. He pontificated for hours on the merits of Stoners that do nothing but cruise around and collect paychecks. Finally he got to the point. What he required was a boatload of Money, Pennies in fact. Willski named his price but No demanded Moore. Willskii disagreed. Moore isnt better. The price was steep but finally he gave in because he believed you only live twice.

Dr. No admitted his top mad scientist and machine maker BM had already invented one and sold it to HRC to use on its rookie GP rider. BM being quite the inventor and environmentalist designed and built the Glorious Wormhole time machine to run on male cow feces. He recommended ornery bovines because it is well-known that England has an abundance of mad cow's.

Soon the device was completed and No shipped it out to England.

My delivery man became the first employee of Willski Mail to try it out. On the very day I ordered my calendars he was shipped back in time with my order. The plan was to go back a week, make the cross atlantic trip and get to my house the day it was ordered.

Unfortunately there were many problems. The 1st time he was accidentally sent back to the early 1900's. . He booked passage on a luxury liner and met a rich ..... named Rose. He shagged her in a car parked in the hold and then the ship crashed into an iceberg. It was at this point he realized he was on the Titanic. He then glory wormholed his way back to the present,They tried again but this time appeared amongst the Redcoat army just as they were being annihilated by a superior American fighting force brandishing tree branches and pitchforks.

Time and time again they try to make the glory wormhole work. 35 times they failed. Finally on the 69th try there was success.

So I got my calendars and sent the deliveryman away after filling his hole.

What a spectacular calendar Dorna put together. 13 months of Mark Marquez in Repsol gear. My only question is, the calender has a print date of 2012, Wasnt MM in moto 2 in 2012 and wasnt there a rookie rule in place? Dorna is so smart predicting the unfathomable.


So I took my calendars down to my local old folks home. Surely they would appreciate this nostalagic gift. To my dismay the oldest resident was 84 and told me calendars went out way before his time. What to do? Who did I know who was older then 84. Keshav? But he has old man love for Casey Stoner so that wouldnt work.


Theres only 1 person who could solve my dilemna. ShovelHead. This man could sell .... to a colon. Noone is better at overvaluing unwanted crappy items and selling them for a profit.

Shovel immediately knew how to get rid of them. He went to my local cemetery and somehow conjured up old dead corpses. They made an awful racket. Screeching and moaning like only the dead can do. It was a frightening sound. Shovel showed no fear and was undeterred. Finally the corporeal beings quieted their racket and a young looking ghost appeared from out of a gravesite marked Saarinen.

"BEGONE FOOLS" he bellowed in a Finnish accent. "THAT LITTLE BOY ON YOUR CALENDARS IS NO CHAMPION. HE IS A FARCE!!!"

Shovel realized for once in his life he couldn't strike this bargain. He handed me the calendars and said "good luck eh."

I asked him how the corpses screaming didnt frighten him away. He replied " Im canadian. I grew up on Celene Dion"


There was one last recourse and I decided to try it. I contacted my local North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA)chapter. They sent out their president to come have a look. A nerdy man driving a Geo showed up at my house. He was enthralled with all the pictures of the young underage looking boy on the calendar. Him and his fellow members were going to love all the pictures. He thanked me profusely and was on his way.


Krop Im happy to have supported your fan site. I hope you know your calendars went to good use

Effin' Brilliant.


Though why you had to spell out what NAMBLA stands for on this site is beyond me.

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Effin' Brilliant.

Though why you had to spell out what NAMBLA stands for on this site is beyond me.

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I guess I was hoping that most people don't know about that organization but yes,you do have a good point, this is Powerslide.

Judging by a breakdown of America's top .... searches and a great number of them being teen I am afraid that we may just be a nation of pedophiles.
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Geo, WTF is wrong with Arizona? I know your a sick twisted freak that prefers chloroform to find your dates But nobody in that state jerks off?

That's just unhealthy and wrong

Speaking of calendars, I have the current motogp one and I am treated to Pedrosa this month. I was tempted to tear out that page and send it to Jumkie though

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Speaking of calendars, I have the current motogp one and I am treated to Pedrosa this month. I was tempted to tear out that page and send it to Jumkie though

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Is that a full size picture of him

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Is that a full size picture of him

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Don't be silly Johnny, life sized indeed


 


 


It's much bigger than that or how else would you be able to see it across the room?