It seems Vale has been eating a lot of humble pie lately, his critics seem to be pouncing from everywhere. But they seem to have forgotten a few things. These things I like to call facts. Black and white, no room for interpretation. Facts.
Fact one: Take a long hard look at this fact.
Mike Hailwood
Giacomo Agostini
Kenny Roberts
Mick Doohan
Not one of these men won a single race after Rossi entered the premier class. Thats domination. Fact
Fact two:
Rossi just wasn't going to go fast dressed up like Ronald McDonald. Nobody would. How fast would you be dressed up like that? That was a severe psychological disadvantage that the rest of field simply simply didn't have to deal with. Rossi is a god for making the podium at all, let alone three times in that get up. Casey Stoner never once made it on to the podium dressed up as Mayor McCheese or the Fry Guys. Fact
Fact three:
Rossi manages to slip the word "...." into every second BBC interview. That's funny. Fact
Fact four:
There was something in his eye. For two years. How fast do you ride with .... in your eye? Not very I bet.
Fact
So the next time you go to post something stupid or derogatory about the fastest (also a fact, that's just pure wizard science, undeniable) human being to have ever lived I want you to take a deep breath and think these facts over.
Thank you for your time, you can all go back to arguing about backing it in....
Fact one: Take a long hard look at this fact.
Mike Hailwood
Giacomo Agostini
Kenny Roberts
Mick Doohan
Not one of these men won a single race after Rossi entered the premier class. Thats domination. Fact
Fact two:
Rossi just wasn't going to go fast dressed up like Ronald McDonald. Nobody would. How fast would you be dressed up like that? That was a severe psychological disadvantage that the rest of field simply simply didn't have to deal with. Rossi is a god for making the podium at all, let alone three times in that get up. Casey Stoner never once made it on to the podium dressed up as Mayor McCheese or the Fry Guys. Fact
Fact three:
Rossi manages to slip the word "...." into every second BBC interview. That's funny. Fact
Fact four:
There was something in his eye. For two years. How fast do you ride with .... in your eye? Not very I bet.
Fact
So the next time you go to post something stupid or derogatory about the fastest (also a fact, that's just pure wizard science, undeniable) human being to have ever lived I want you to take a deep breath and think these facts over.
Thank you for your time, you can all go back to arguing about backing it in....
