Hi guys, I see Pedro is out with arm pump surgery, I'd like to step in and race for him. No point in letting your bike sit in the garage. Plus this would be a major boom for marketing your brand and sponsors, and would be a major ratings tick for MotoGP and the entire sport. And I'll do it next to nothing. Plus think about how I could improve your bike after riding it in real race conditions, hell what I discover might even save Marc's championship this year. Since its so early in the season. What do u guys think?
No Casey, we don't want all those benefits. Marc might be embarrassed and Carmelo doesn't want anybody examining why you left in the first place.
(Cue up Marc's 6 DNFs, Rossi throwing Honda under bus, Dorna playing favorites with Rossi).
Ah I see, so you don't want me to ride for nothing, retain the best test rider ever, and shield you from what, in highsight happened, your brand and rider now perceived as cheats? Ok, don't bother offering me millions to renew my contract, I'm going to the worst factory in GP because that's what I'm about, not hanging around this political entrenched .........
Hi Ducati, would you appreciate me as a test rider?
YES! And let's just be clear, you can take wildcards if you like. We will put that on the table right now Casey, a month before we even sign you!