Ride of the race was Dovi. .... bike battling for the win against the best bike on the grid. MV was smart to be patient and let the riders who were going to go Crutchlow gift him positions to content for the lead. He's on the best bike and championship team, however, his passes were clean and precise. Battling with a Ducati isn't exactly something to hang your hat on, is it? Not sure why this myth that Qatar is a 'Ducati' track is repeated, take away Stoner's wins, what you got is a Yamaha track. Even when Stoner won in 08, he had a Yamaha on his .... Speaking of ..., who here on this forum would continue to work for an employer who doesn’t appreciate you're efforts, to the point of shitting on you're parade? After the Rossi err Uccio created mother of all soap operas, Yamaha's principal put his principles on display, I doubt any of you posting here would have stayed. ...., most of us here get our panties in a bunch over some mild Internet jabs, and worse...revisit the forum circa 2015/16. Oh, the humanity, not a joke at my expense, oh lord, the world is out to get me, and ya'll too blame... Not only was Lin Jarvis' obviously Sean Spicering for Rossi, but no Yamaha executive stepped up to show us their legendary honor. Lorenzo did the right thing, as much as Stoner did, flipped the bird to the Yellow Worship infused in all echelons of this sport. Why don't we ever read that VR went to Ducati for the money? But the ........ narrative naively repeated (at best) is that Lorenzo is a sell-out? Because Ducati paid Yamaha to avoid putting Rossi in check after his Kickgate? Oh wait, Yamaha did that for free. Did we forget Ducati offered a one Jorge Lorenzo 15 Million bucks that was turned down? But he moved to Ducati for the money now? He stayed with Yamaha for the salary that the manufacturer could 'scrape together', the change left on their boardroom couches no doubt, what was left from the extortion money they were paying Gold Finger.
Speaking of high rent, at what point is Cuntslow's crashing going to bankrupt LCR? Oh, that's right, never, thank Carmelocalm (Birdy). VR isn't the only one getting subsidized to keep us watching. Because we'd all turn off the Teli if there wasn't a Brit. Like us Americans have stopped watching because there's no Americans racing, right? Carmelo Clause logic. So he "whimped" out of a brave tire choice? I guess he's not so courageous after all, that tire gamble might have given him the ammunition for another comedy bit. You member, the "joke" about everybody being whimps except Bravefart. You would think so much crashing would dampen a guy's spirit for talking out of his .... I don’t want him to ever get injured (Dog knows his ego will never be hurt) but if he broke his tongue on his next inevitable gravel dump, it would be poetry.
Zarco, everyone knew he was going to Cuntslow except him. How does that happen so often in racing? Oh, look at me, I'm stretching a gap into the lead on these veteran world chumps. I wonder wh....?! That was the most annoying incident of the race, partly because it was obviously going to happen despite my rooting for him. The commentators went Ralph Shithean by suggesting it was some kind of moral confidence victory to lead a race by the "rookie" despite crashing. Oh, that's sound logic, undoubtedly that's what Lucy hears on the cellphone, ya honey, but I was going so fast when I crashed...twice.
Speaking of Cuntslow, Iannone. Enuf said.
Marquez was perhaps the second best performance of the race, after Dovi. He kept his wits, didn’t go full Iannone, realize he had .... tire choice: too soft no win, too hard he'd Cuntslow out of the race; kept his composure, got the important points, and is praying Honda mitigate the issues on the RCV. One DNF and it may be championship over, so best to come out of a bogey track with decent points. Afterall, Marc had the best seat in the house to see Rossi cruise around collecting points, odd as that may sound because the Boppers have always noted Rossi's courage to push for wins. Surely he could beat his rookie teammate on the same bike?
Michelin will be hard at work dialing in that "too soft" tire. I also expect that rear spec to suddenly drop off mid race and start spinning. Pedro better start figuring which race he's going to gamble on the super soft again.
Someone said KTM is in MotoGP? Well, maybe they should spend a bit more on recruitment. Aprilia 6th! Oh wait, several riders crashed in front of them. Wake me up when they actually legitimately run in the top 5.
Viñalez road a tempered race. Despite being on currently the best everything, he still had a lot to do, though as a continuum from preseason to practice performance, it was his race to lose. Smart kid not to panic when he lost a bunch of places from pole. He hasn't reached illegal aliens status, but he's definitely going to rob and .... the limelight from the Shiny One.
If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.