PRESS CONFERENCE: Dakuva Mobile Ilmor

Dakuva Mobile D'antin Pramac Ilmor have announced the lineup of Casey Stoner, Randy De Puniet and Dunlop tyres. Stating, from which has officially been agreed as the worst team name in history, that they have gone for raw youthful enthusiasm in getting the bikes ready for round one. This brings us onto the shock engine they will be running, supplied by Ilmor. Dakuva have admitted that their only hope of scoring points in Qatar is in the hands of crashy Casey Stoner.

It has also been noted that Dakuva are employing the head chief's most disliked rider in Randy De Puniet. Therefore in the unlikely and disappointing event that De Puniet was to actually score points this nightmare of a result would be compensated to the team in points and cash.

The team now look towards the next official test hoping at least to get the bike round a few times without crashing.

Photographs and any more information that comes to light is to follow later.

what a long name!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pirkkalan GP @ Feb 16 2007, 07:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Dakuva Mobile D'antin Pramac Ilmor have announced the lineup of Casey Stoner, Randy De Puniet and Dunlop tyres. Stating, from which has officially been agreed as the worst team name in history, that they have gone for raw youthful enthusiasm in getting the bikes ready for round one. This brings us onto the shock engine they will be running, supplied by Ilmor. Dakuva have admitted that their only hope of scoring points in Qatar is in the hands of crashy Casey Stoner.

It has also been noted that Dakuva are employing the head chief's most disliked rider in Randy De Puniet. Therefore in the unlikely and disappointing event that De Puniet was to actually score points this nightmare of a result would be compensated to the team in points and cash.

The team now look towards the next official test hoping at least to get the bike round a few times without crashing.

Photographs and any more information that comes to light is to follow later.
Thanks Randy!








We'll all just have to foil your tactics and plans now. Let's all meet up at the GPs and throw cans at crashy and he'll fall off and retire.

don't think you'll need the cans!


Dakuva Mobile have also put complex equations together and
concluded that ACE Racing will be making four changes to their team
before Qatar.

Unfortunately I'm sorry to announce that the Photographs have been banned from publication due to copyright restrictions and we would not want to get motogpforum.com in any trouble. It is rumoured the photographs in question involved Casey Stoner, a mobile phone and Dani Pedrosa. However due to Pedrosa not being signed to Dakuva Mobile (and never will be as perhaps he is as disliked as De Puniet). One can only guess as to what was happening in the photographs....

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pirkkalan GP @ Feb 16 2007, 09:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'> don't think you'll need the cans!


Dakuva Mobile have also put complex equations together and
concluded that ACE Racing will be making four changes to their team
before Qatar.

Unfortunately I'm sorry to announce that the Photographs have been banned from publication due to copyright restrictions and we would not want to get motogpforum.com in any trouble. It is rumoured the photographs in question involved Casey Stoner, a mobile phone and Dani Pedrosa. However due to Pedrosa not being signed to Dakuva Mobile (and never will be as perhaps he is as disliked as De Puniet). One can only guess as to what was happening in the photographs....
Microphone:

My team (ACE Racing) requests that all silly remarks about us will lead to a short prison sentence, continuous offenders will be shot and fed to the hounds. Thank you.

PS: As for the team, i've done my research and it looks like Guintoli is going to pick up more points than the double act of Hayden and Pedrosa, so others have got to be aware.

Dakuva Mobile Ilmor have let slip of
conflicts within the team. Ever since the comments of ACE Racing
Randy De Puniet has been threatening to take his sunglasses off and
take the entire ACE Racing team hostage until they admit
that he is a clear title contender, along with his team.
Apparently De Puniet is repeatedly criticising ACE and it has
disrupted the peaceful and productive atmosphere in the Dakuva
Mobile garage.

Dakuva bosses are said not to be worried if De Puniet was to be
jailed!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pirkkalan GP @ Feb 16 2007, 03:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Dakuva Mobile Ilmor have let slip of
conflicts within the team. Ever since the comments of ACE Racing
Randy De Puniet has been threatening to take his sunglasses off and
take the entire ACE Racing team hostage until they admit
that he is a clear title contender, along with his team.
Apparently De Puniet is repeatedly criticising ACE and it has
disrupted the peaceful and productive atmosphere in the Dakuva
Mobile garage.

Dakuva bosses are said not to be worried if De Puniet was to be
jailed!
ACE Racing owner Alex Edwards wishes to press charges against comments made by the French team - Dakuva Mobile Ilmor and one of their riders, who is also French - Randy de Puniet for threatening behaviour. The bayliss (bayliff - good one eh?! ) will be around later!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Alex @ Feb 16 2007, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>ACE Racing owner Alex Edwards wishes to press charges against comments made by the French team - Dakuva Mobile Ilmor and one of their riders, who is also French - Randy de Puniet for threatening behaviour. The bayliss (bayliff - good one eh?! ) will be around later!

Dakuva Mobile agree that all French members of the team should immediately be charged. We also state that this team is an English-Finnish coallition and the French Connection only comes from a lack of financing.

Contact Dakuva for your free t-shirt (offer likely to be cancelled due to copyright restrictions also)

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pirkkalan GP @ Feb 16 2007, 08:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Contact Dakuva for your free t-shirt (offer likely to be cancelled due to copyright restrictions also)
I'd rather have a keyring please, sell it on eBay bing bang bop!

all I can say is wow.

Lol

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (country @ Feb 16 2007, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>all I can say is wow.
It's the critic!

lol

funny, very funny! keep it up for the entire season gents!