Pedrosa Busted!

Some Photochopper you are!



Please leave Gilligan's signature hat!



Thanks, Mick!

Mind if I post your masterpiece on Motomatters, or would you like the honor?

Geonerd said:

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle...

(Cut to the scene of the Wreck of the Minnow. 7 castaways sitting on the beach looking glum.)



With Gilligan (Pedro, looking sheepish after crashing the boat.)

The Skipper too (Puig, scowling!)

The millionaire ... and his Wife (Hum.... I'm open to suggestions. Maybe Rossi and Uccio?

)

The movie star (Lauren Vickers)

The professor (Burgess)

and

Mary Ann (Adriana in pigtails, shorts and a cute top. Yum!)

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Geonerd said:

Mind if I post your masterpiece on Motomatters, or would you like the honor?

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Use all as u wish!! Couldn't resist doing this one really quickly!!!

God help my bladder, I'm pissin' myself here Mick!



Carmello and "Lovey" are f'n GENIUS!



Posted to MotoMatters, with full credit to Mick for the epic paste-up!

http://motomatters.c....php?f=2&t=1741

Just goes to show that money cannot buy brains.

If I go to LaGuna im dressing like a pirate in Repsol colrs and im gona roam the track srealing ....







'....................then ill apologize

He has apologized ......

xx CURVE xx said:

If I go to LaGuna im dressing like a pirate in Repsol colrs and im gona roam the track srealing ....

'....................then ill apologize

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Pedrosa should be allowed to drive/ride anything he likes, and even if they say he can't he should just take it ...... and ride away ......... who's gunna catch him?



License for a yacht!! never heard of such piffle!

BarryMachine said:

License for a yacht!! never heard of such piffle!

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Piffle? Aus has the strictest maritime laws on the planet...



if [the boat] is not longer than 24 metres and does not sail beyond Australian coastal waters by more than a hundred miles, a Master's Certificate of Competency, Class 5 is what is legally required.

The pre-requisites for Applicants are as follow :-



Have attained the age of 19 years.

Have achieved the required Qualifying Service as detailed below.

Have successfully completed in the last 5 years, an approved course for Master Class 5 (Certificate III) conducted by an approved Registered Maritime Training Organisation.

Have successfully completed the relevant short courses, as detailed below.

Hold a valid Eyesight Test Certificate issued by a duly qualified Ophthalmologist or Optometrist within the previous 12 months;

MSV Application Form for a Certificate of Competency duly completed, signed, witnessed and submitted with the following documents:

documented proof of Qualifying service

photographic Proof of Identity (copy of photo ID)

two (2) passport size photographs each signed on the reverse by the applicant

references from 2 persons in the Industry attesting to the applicant's good character

the appropriate fee.



Once the Application Form and supporting documentation is approved by Marine Safety Victoria (MSV):

Satisfactorily complete an oral assessment conducted by MSV.



Relevant short courses

Hold a valid 'Marine Radio Operators Certificate of Proficiency'.

Hold a valid 'Elements of Shipboard Safety' (OH&S at Sea) course certificate.

Hold a valid 'First Aid Level 2' course certificate.

Piffle! Save your money and time and fit a gun turret!

xx CURVE xx said:

If I go to LaGuna im dressing like a pirate in Repsol colrs and im gona roam the track srealing ....







'....................then ill apologize

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I cant wait for Laguna, im gonna have a hay day with this one. I got that little bugger at Indy and Laguna good, but now...haha its on. I hope hes got a good sense of humor.

Mick D said:

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So is the Ducati the SS Minow?



ie. the way Rossi is going its looking like he will make Qatar a 3 hour tour

xx CURVE xx said:

If I go to LaGuna im dressing like a pirate in Repsol colrs and im gona roam the track srealing ....

'....................then ill apologize

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It would be hilarious if random sea-going characters loitered in and around the Repsol and Honda pits, tents, hospitality suite, etc. during the course of the race. Be sure to include Ahab, Schettino, Blackbeard, 'Skipper,' Hazlewood, and any other famous notorious captains that come to mind. Give them "I got my Captain's license at the Dani Pedrosa School of Seamanship!" tee shirts, caps, business cards, etc. Of course, the D.P.S.O.S. logo is none other than a head-shot of Gillidrosa in a red shirt and floppy white hat. LOL!!!

BarryMachine said:

So is the Ducati the SS Minnow?



ie. the way Rossi is going its looking like he will make Qatar a 3 hour tour

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Harsh but funny as hell!

Geonerd said:

It would be hilarious if random sea-going characters loitered in and around the Repsol and Honda pits, tents, hospitality suite, etc. during the course of the race. Be sure to include Ahab, Schettino, Blackbeard, 'Skipper,' Hazlewood, and any other famous notorious captains that come to mind. Give give them "I got my Captain's license at the Dani Pedrosa School of Seamanship!" tee shirts, caps, business cards, etc.

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Now that would be funny!!!

Jumkie said:

I cant wait for Laguna, im gonna have a hay day with this one. I got that little bugger at Indy and Laguna good, but now...haha its on. I hope hes got a good sense of humor.

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The Powerslide Crew should all go roaming the paddock wearing white captains hats.

This is comedy gold, how the hell did I miss this?